Too Young To Die! (TOO YOUNG TO DIE! 若くして死ぬ)

TOHO CO. LTD.

I heard you can try taping an umeboshi on your belly button...

For preventing motion sickness

I already did but it didn't work.

How about...

I don't wanna hear it...

Matsuura-kun, why not just trade seats with me?

No way, no way. I also get motion sickness.

And besides, those guys like Shibata and Sugimoto are seated at the back...

I don't like them.

You wanna see more?

All third year students of Group C, we're leaving now~!

This is cool, man!

Hey, that isn't your seat...

Ah! Hey, you.. Matsu--

Matsuura, that's my seat-- Ah, geez!

That's my seat-- oh, man!

Sit down already.

The heck man!

How ya doin~!

Huh? Then... I have to take the front seat?

Just sit wherever!

Why do I have to take the front seat...

Tezuka-san?

Te... Tezuka-san.

Are we all here?

Yes!

Okay then, let's ship out!

You're not allowed to kill even insects?

You mustn't kill all living things.

Also, you're not allowed to kill yourself either.

Seriously!? Then no one can go to heaven.

HELL

"Those who kill themselves fall straight to Black Rope Hell."

"They're bound with a fiery hot black rope, get pushed off a cliff..."

Is that a Buddhist version of hell, or a Christian one?

Shuddup, Matsuura! Just go face the front, will ya!

Quit lookin' at us, Matsuura, ya four-eyed shit!

Maeda-sensei, Maeda-sensei.

Junko-san's not looking good.

Sensei, Junko-san's face is not looking good.

That's so mean!

Hey, who said that?

It was Matsuura-kun!

It wasn't me!

Matsuura, you idiot, what did you just say huh?

You're such a jerk!

Die, Matsuura, you asshat.

You don't deserve to live, Matsuura.

And quit lookin over here!

We'll be stopping for a toilet break soon!

Okay, toilet break!

Shit! I wanna pee already!

Me, too!

Hey, Daisuke. If you're gonna fall down to hell, which hell you gonna pick?

Daisuke, what's wrong?

You not feeling well?

Written and Directed by: KUDO KANKURO

Daisuke? Daisuke!

Sorry, excuse me...

Hey you!

You got some guts to die on a demon's standing spot.

Die?

Welcome to Hell.

Muthafukaaaaah!!!

Ah so hot!

SUBTITLES BY WABI-SABI SUBS

SUBTITLES BY WABI-SABI SUBS

JP-EN TRANSLATION EARTHCOLORS

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But I don't understand. What is this? I just don't get it at all.

What's your name, man?

Watanabe.

Watanabe Ok!

What do you think of today's performance?

Excuse me!

Excuse me but I'm totally confused.

Wait, wait...

Go to the back of the line, will ya?

Line up!

No no...

Yes sir. Okay okay, I'll do it. I'm lining up. Yes. Sorry.

Come again next time.

Thank you.

Takahashi.

Takahashi-san.

Thanks for coming, man.

Thank you, too.

What's your name?

What is this place?

You said "Hell" in your song just now, right?

"Hell" means place for the damned souls, right?

Where am I? Where did everybody go?

And who are you?

This place is Hell.

Dunno where "everyone" went.

I'm Killer K, vocalist and guitarist of hell-exclusive rock band Hellzu.

The muthafuckaaa~!

Ah!

It's annoying. I don't get it.

So freaking loud. It's seriously irritating.

You!

To: Seki Daisuke Signed: Killer K

....Seki Daisuke.

Eh? How do you know my name?

I know it...

But how?

Oh, this? It's a DemonPhone.

The signal's lousy around here, hard to get a connection.

I got the shot, okay!

Is that the bus?

Yep.

This bus fell down the ravine.

You're dead, y'know!

Adding "y'know" just now, kinda makes it sound a bit weak for my character...

I'm trying to make it more hellishly demonic, y'know!

It can't be...

It hasn't landed yet!

What? Where?

I mean, it's obviously still falling right now!

Where? Eh?

Anyway, why only me? Why am I the only one in hell?

'Cause you jumped the gun?

Muthafuckaaaa~!

I don't get you...

You don't get me? You don't get me?

You don't get me huh?

The heck's with you...

What's with that way of talkin...

You tryin to make that sound cool here in hell? It ain't gonna happen, okay!

Ain't gonna happen. Here...

Dead at age 17. Thanks for the hard work.

SEKI DAISUKE

First, be careful of the cracks on the ground.

You wearing a watch? You should remove any accessories and stuff.

Since you're in hell, let's start with boiling you in hot water. This way.

I don't accept this.

I'm clearly awake...

What're you blabbin' about?

Quit blabbin, boy!

Wait, I'm not injured yet!

I'm still in third year! I was supposed to be on a school trip!

We're supposed to have free activities tomorrow.

It landed. It finally hit the ground. Just now.

Can't get a signal.

What happened to the others?

Ah, no good.

Everyone's dead, right?

I'm working on it, okay!

Then, why aren't they here?

'Cause the time in this world is different from that world.

Listen...

I mentioned "That world" just now...

But you probably think this world is the "other world"...

...and that world is what you call the transient world*...

"Gense" = the world that we live in, transient world or the present world

But for us, hell is this world while the human world is the other world

Are you listening to me, punk?

Today, at around 11 am, along a mountain road in Fukushima Prefecture...

...a sightseeing bus bearing people on a school trip excursion fell down a ravine.

The accident site is far from roadway, and covered in fog...

As a result, they are having difficulty with the search and rescue activity.

Among the students on board the bus, only one survivor has been confirmed.

The rest of the 29 dead have yet to be confirmed...

One confirmed survivor...

Could that be me?

Are you...

...retarded?

Then who was it? Was it Hiromi-chan?

Who the heck's Hiromi-chan? Huh?

Is she it? She your girlfriend?

No...

She is, isn't she?

No... anyway, where's everyone?

I told you, they ain't here.

There's one other world out there, isn't it?

Heaven?

You ain't dumb after all. That's right.

Everyone were called to Heaven except for you!

The heck is this... Why am I the only one in Hell...

Because you're so cool, ain'tcha!

You're seriously getting on my nerves!

Who cares!

Isn't because you don't care about sinning in the human world?

So with that I'll let you hear our new song...

"Tenchu (Divine Punishment)"!

1, 2, 3, 4!