Parenthood

I've been, uh, chosen

to join the tour company.

The Euro-- the European tour?

What about Jabbar?

He can live with my mom.

I'm his dad. He should stay with me.

Where's Jabbar's room?

I think that he'd be better off with her.

Well, I'm his dad.

And...You'll see him every day, Crosby.

Hey, everybody.

I'd like to introduce you to Sarah.

She's the intern that I told you about.

Anyone ever heard of nepotism?

I want her to have a brother...Or sister.

We can't wait forever on this, you know?

Um... I can't believe

we're having this conversation. Neither can I.

Sydney, finish brushing your teeth, we gotta go!

I'm trying to find my baby boo-boo.

It's under the purse box. Why do I know that?

Because you are the greatest. Yeah?

Mm-hmm. Mm, oh.

Mm. Mm, oh.

Okay.

Mm, wanna know what else I know? What?

Patsy the bunny's wearing biddy baby's pants.

Oh. What do you think of that?

I think that we should do this whole thing again.

Yeah?

Sydney! I'm coming.

What whole thing again?

We should have another baby.

I'm ready. Yeah, let's talk about it.

Okay, we'll talk about it. Yes.

Why were you kissing daddy?

Because we're talking about something exciting.

What stuff that's exciting?

Um, I will tell you in the car, bug.

Okay. Right?

We'll talk about it later tonight?

Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it later.

Let's just keep it between us for now.

Keep what between us?

The exciting stuff that we're talking about.

Yes, okay.

And I will tell you. I'll explain.

We'll explain later. Yes.

I love you. I love you.

Oh, daddy, don't forget the field trip's today.

Yeah, all right, I won't. Okay, let's go, baby!

Bye.

Max, what you got going on, my man?

He's coloring. Hey, you wanna know

what I'm doing at work today? No.

Mom? Yeah.

Can you take me to Target after school?

Target? I just went to Target.

What do you need? I don't know,

I just need some stuff 'cause I'm gonna

be running for Student Council President.

What'd you say? Ho!

It's not a big deal or anything,

it's whatever. You are?

This is a Braverman family tradition.

I was Treasurer! No, I know.

No kidding, what about--

obviously, I don't have the experience

your mother does in campaigning, but...

This is a true campaign. When is the election?

It's next week. Okay...

I don't have much time.

We have to get poster board, markers--

mm-hmm, I know. I was gonna get it.

Crayons, stickers...

Well, I was gonna get the stuff.

I will run your campaign for you.

Congratulations. Okay, way to put yourself out there.

I didn't win yet. You're gonna win,

because I'm gonna help you.

Can you please tell them not to honk?

The neighbors don't like that.

Oh, my God! I'm so excited for her.

Hey, you know what, Max?

If we leave right now, I can take you to school today.

Nope. Yeah.

Mom takes me.

All right, I gotta go. We're part of a pattern.

Honey, I love you.

I love you. Max...

Dad, you just messed up my drawing.

All right, sorry. Have a good day.

You have a good day too.

I'll save your supper.

Okay, this guy who's up to bat, he's gonna--

Jabbar. He's a great hitter.

For the third time, go brush your teeth.

I have to see who's gonna win.

It's extra innings. No, listen to your grandma.

Just go grab your toothbrush and you can finish brushing

while we watch the-- uh-uh, uh, it's late.

Give your father a kiss good night.

Good night, daddy. I'll tell you

who won in the morning.

I'll be back there in a minute.

I'm just gonna--

oh. It's late, Crosby.

Someone's gonna score and then the game will be over.

Good night. Okay, I'm probably gonna

miss this if I get in the car right now and dri--

good night.

Okay.

Hi!

Hi, sweetie. Hey.

No.

Okay. It couldn't be.

Yes, it's you.

Oh, I remember you. That's enough.

I don't think you're any taller.

Very dramatic, funny joke. Where have you been?

You spend all your time at this Kelsey's house.

I mean, I wanted you to make a friend, but come on.

Okay, are you jealous?

You should bring her over here, you know.

Well, you know, not if you're gonna act like this.

Okay, I'll be different. I'll be more normal.

Great, can't wait to see that. Where are you going?

I'm gonna go upstairs because you're stressing me out.

I just got home. You're stressing me out.

I need to mellow, it's too tense down here.

You're not drinking coffee, right?

Of course I am. It's decaf.

It's not decaf. Thank you, ladies.

I appreciate it. I'll see you later.

I just think it's weird, you know?

I mean, she lives at this girl's house.

You know, sweetie, I kind of remember you

spending the better part of your sophomore year

at Polly what's-her-name's house.

Polly Morgenthal. Yeah, it's normal, it's fine.

Yeah, well, I'm just saying, you know.

It's not without precedent. She should--

you know, they should spend time over here. It's--

they will. It'll happen.

Yeah. That'll happen.

Yeah, sure.

and we're going to a baseball game this weekend.

And dad said I could have as many hotdogs as I wanted.

No, no, no, I said we could eat quinoa and spinach salad.

You said I could have as-- says who?

Where's your recording? I don't see any proof.

So how's grandma Renee?

Are you being a good boy?

Grandma made daddy go home last night.

Well-- she did?

No, no, sh-- yeah.

She didn't make me.

It just got late, and then I just bid her adieu.

Is everything okay? Yeah.

You're all right? No, it's great.

She--she's terrific.

Really? Everything's hunky-dory.

Speaking of awesome people,

Jabbar and I have worked out an interpretive dance routine

we wanna show you. Ooh!

Knowing that you're a lover of fine dance routines.

Yay! Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Double time!

Any move you want.

Look, I don't wanna have an argument.

I wanna receive the shipment that we ordered.

Half of which we paid for.

Jay, Jay, I wanna remind you that you--

that's the same thing that you said to me last month.

Aah! Aah! You know what--

I'm gonna bounce back the email that you sent to me.

I gotta go, I'll talk to you later.

Sorry. Hey.

Whatre you doing?

I'm looking for shoes. What does it look like I'm doing?

Let me see. I'm oking for stuff

from the 2000... Ch3-3179.

It's 2006. You're in the wrong place.

Nice work, Adam. Well, I didn't do it.

Okay, you got that? Yeah.

Can I help you guys with something?

Yeah, actually you can. Mike, this is Sarah.

She's our new intern. Sarah, this is Mike.

She's looking for some old models for the design team.

Can you help her out? No problem.

All right, see you later. Bye.

That guy just radiates tension, doesn't he?

His walk kills me. It's like he's got

a stick up his butt or something.

Oh, yeah. Well, can't argue with you.