The Cosby Show

Come In.

Theo?

Hi.

You Left Your Calculus Book On The Kitchen Table.

Thanks, Mom.

I'll Just Put It On Your Desk.

I'm Sorry. I'll Get Them.

Okay, Thanks.

What Is This?

Car And Woman Magazine.

Oh!

Hey, Mom!

That's No Big Deal.

I'll Take That.

I'd Like To Look At It.

Really, It's Nothing--

Just A Bunch Of Cars.

There's More Than Cars.

There Are Women Draped On Top Of Automobiles.

This Is Obscene!

No, All The Women Are Dressed.

The Woman In The Back Of The Convertible?

There's A Bikini.

I Don't See A Bikini.

No, Mom, It's There.

It's Tiny, So When The Car Goes Fast

It Cuts Down On The Wind Drag.

What Are You Doing With This?

I Read The Articles.

Which Articles?

Uhh...

Let's See...

Umm...

Here We Go, Right Here.

The One On The V-8 Engine.

This One With "Tammy" Leaning Across The Engine?

Oh, I Didn't Even See Tammy There.

Precious, What's Wrong With Your Eyesight?

How Could You Not See This Woman Who Is Hiding Half The Engine?

Theo, This Magazine Is Demeaning To Women.

No, This Magazine Makes Women Look Great.

It Shows They Can Be Mechanically Inclined.

So This Woman Tammy

Is The Kind Of Woman You Want To End Up With?

No. I'd Like To Date A Few Girls Like Tammy.

But Later On

I'd Like To Settle Down With Someone Like You.

Really? What Am I Like?

You're Smart

You Make A Lot Of Money, And Look Good For Your Age.

If Those Are The Kind Of Lines You Use

You'll Need Every Car In That Magazine.

Get Rid Of This Thing.

And Any Others Like This You May Have.

Yes, Mom.

Thank You.

Say "Good-Bye" To Tammy.

No, Nicole, I Insist.

Don't Bring A Thing.

You Made Dinner For Us Last Time.

I'll See You Sunday.

Bye.

What's Happening?

I Invited Nicole And James Harmon

For Dinner Sunday.

James Harmon Is Coming!

Where Are You Going?

I'm Going To Rake The Petanque Court.

Don't Play That Bocci Ball Foolishness On Sunday.

It's Not Bocci Ball.

It's Petanque.

Understand?

I Don't Care What It's Called.

When You Two Go Out Back

With That Little Steel Ball In Your Hands

Something Goes To Your Brains.

And Then Two Grown Intelligent Men--

Doctors-- Act Like Juveniles.

I Wish Your Patients Could See You Argue Over A Ball.

That's Why You Don't Know Anything.

See, It's Not Arguing.

It's Debate.

"Debate"?

Debate.

The Last Time You Debated, Our Neighbors Called The Police.

And What Happened?

The Police Came

And James And I Explained The Game.

The Next Thing You Know, They Were Playing With Us.

And The Sergeant Came

And He Played.

There Was Nobody At The Police Station.

Promise Me Just Once We Can Have A Nice, Relaxed Evening

Where The Men Come In

And Eat Their Dinner And Dessert And Drink Some Coffee

And Talk To Their Wives About World Issues.

Okay, We'll Eat Early

And Talk Fast.

I'm Throwing Away The Magazines.

Theo, Are All Of Those Car And Woman Magazines?

No. Some Of Them Arebikes And Babes.

Get Them Out.

Yes, Mom.

Hey, Cliff!

They're Here!

Cliff, They're Here!

Hi! Hi!

Look Who We Brought.

Oh, My Goodness!

Lindy!

How Are You Doing?

Hi, James.

Somebody's Been Waiting For You.

Oh, Really.

Cliff!

Lindy!

I Haven't Seen You In So Long.

You Have Really Grown.

When You Go Away To Boarding School

Everyone Says

"Gee, I Haven't Seen You Since You Were This High."

Cliff!

What's The Matter With You?

I Want You To See...

Look At Lindy!

Ah, Shucks...

How Are You?

Ooh, Shucks.

My Love.

I Guess There's No One Else Standing Here.

Not Anybody I Want To See.

What's That In Your Hand, Dr. Huxtable?

It Looks Like To Me

Something That's Going To Humiliate And Defeat Dr. Harmon.

It Looks Like One Of Those Evenings.

Don't Worry.

Cliff Promised They Won't Play Until After Dinner.

Let's Have Dinner Now.

Let's Eat Dessert Now.

Then We'll Play!

We Will Not!

Clair: Come Back And Sit Down.

We're Going To Make Ourselves Comfortable And Enjoy

A Leisurely Evening Of Conversation.

Lindy, How Long Are You In Town?

A Few Days.

I'm Going To Oregon On An Outward Bound Expedition.

Oh, Yes!

Sit Down.

Outward Bound.

I've Heard Of This.

It's Very Tough.

Last Summer, I Went Kayaking Off Maine.

In Oregon, I'm Rock Climbing.

Rock Climbing.

It's A Foot Shorter Than Mount Everest

And They Call It A Rock.

Daddy...

Hi, Everybody.

Hi, Dr. Harmon.

Hi, Mrs. Harmon.

Hello, Theo.

You Remember Lindy?

Hi, Theo.

Hi.

I Haven't Seen You Since You Were 13.

Yeah, They Grow Up, Don't They, Son?

If You'll Excuse Me, I'm Going To Check On The Roast.

Mom, I'll Help You.

You Will?

Sure.

Mom!

Lindy Did Not Look Like That Before!

Like What?

The Girl's Unbelievable!

If I Knew She Looked Like That, I Would Have Dressed Better.

You Dress According To How The Girl Looks?

Of Course.

If The Girl Was Not Attractive

You'd Wear A Ripped T-Shirt?

No, Come On. I'm A Gentleman.

Even If The Girl Was Unattractive

I'd Wear A Clean T-Shirt.

I See.

You Think Maybe I Could Borrow The Good Car

And Lindy And I Could Go For A Spin?

Get Some Dessert?

I'll Think About It.

I Thought You Wanted To Help Check The Roast.

Oh, Right.

Smells Good.

That Was Such A Delicious Meal, Mrs. Huxtable.

Thank You.

Dinner's Over, Right?

Can We Play Petanque?

No, We Haven't Had Our Coffee.

Make Mine Instant.

Right, And You Don't Have To Stir Mine.

No.

Lindy, You Won't Have Dinner Like This