Sono tornato

Right now I'm a nude model

and I would like to be a nude model.

When I get older, I can no longer get naked and my ass will be sagging.

I will be a mother, a wife and a kept woman.

1 work for myself, I do my own stuff, I couldn't care less about politicians.

Guys, what are politics?

- Come on! - What a luck!

Kassim, be sadder!

Let us feel that sense of neglect, even while you're playing.

- What should I do? - Don't speak with a Roman accent, ok?

Today we need you to be a foreigner, act like a foreigner, come on.

From the beginning, everybody!

Come on... No, where are you going?

Where did I end up?

I don't hear the enemy artillery shooting.

Claretta.

Where are you?

Am I still alive?

I think I am, thank God.

I'M BACK

- Who the hell is he? - Who knows, he looks like a homeless man.

Did someone tie him up?

He was lucky enough that they didn't set him on fire.

Where's my Claretta?

- Who? - Claretta Petacci.

- Petatch? - Who's that, a Romanian?

- She's Italian, for God's sake. - We're all Italian here.

Let's play, come on, before it gets dark!

- We're coming! - Who's going to be the goalkeeper?

Balilla Totti!

How do I get to piazza Venezia from here?

How would I know?

Am I in Rome or in Addis Abeba?

And if I'm in Rome, did they invade us?

The Abyssinians launched the counteroffensive.

Slippers, naked calves. What happened to the empire?

Selfie?

Me too!

Thank you.

My fellow Fascists, where did you go?

I had confined the Chinks on the Gran Sasso.

What do you want? Find yourself another place! Go!

But who could have thought of the Bengalis?

Madam!

A female of italic lineage.

Madam.

Madam, excuse me, by grace, what year is this?

What happened, is everything ok?

What? Hey.

YES TO SAME SEX MARRIAGE

FRIDAY, 28TH APRIL 2017

Gianni! What the... Gianni!

- Canaletti, good morning. - Good morning, Francesca.

- Do you like it? - Yes.

- Really? - Yes, it's a nice red.

- That's not red. - Is it not?

No, it's "Sunset in Miami", it makes me joyful.

Me too.

You know, I was a little sad this morning.

- Anxiety? - No, worse.

- Depression? - My period, it started today.

- The first day is awful. - Exactly, it gave me such a blow...

I know, I know.

- You know? - No!

A TV network is somewhat like a ship.

It can face dead calm, storms, bad weather,

the important thing is having a good captain in charge.

Daniele as a vice director did an excellent job.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you the new editorial manager.

Katia Bellini!

- Thank you, I am thrilled. - Don't mess up.

I won't.

I'm looking forward to work with each of you,

together and loyal to one goal,

destroying the competition and score a higher share.

To our friends of Canal Pin, you're up shit creek!

Pardon me.

Mr. Capogrossi, this is insane, Katia Bellini is not up to it!

Leonardi, you will still be vice director just in case...

Share! Share! Share!

Share!

- Leonardi, could I talk to you? - It's not a good time.

It will only take a moment, it's important.

- I'm not interested. - How do you know you're not interested?

The probability theory, I'm not interested in 99.9% of your suggestions.

- Come on, please. - Alright, you are fired.

- But I was never hired. - Is indefinitely suspended better?

What did I do? You can't send me away if you don't have good reason.

I hate your guts, that's good reason enough.

Believe me, Daniele, it would be an incredible documentary,

it's an essential film, we'd win Berlin, it's very important.

Rome, Esquilino area.

You're not going to talk about integration, please.

Few non-EU kids, their alcoholic parents...

- Absent mothers. - Exactly, yes.

And only one theme at the core of the story.

What does it mean to be Italian today?

No!

The self-propelled howitzer 445 didn't work.

The Bolzano cruiser never arrived.

Never surrender. We will annihilate Greece!

- I can see that you're feeling better. - Did he recover?

Yes.

Who are you?

Don't worry, you fell ill, we helped you.

- ls it 20177 - What did you think? 19457

- I have to go. - No.

- Relax. - Stay seated.

- Are you shooting a film around here? - A film?

I mean, do you always dress up like that?

No, I also wear black.

Sure, so do I, it makes you look slimmer.

What an idiot. Shall we call someone? A relative...

- A doctor. - Call my daughter, Edda.

- Do you have her number? - 2578.

Fascist party membership, women's list.

You're really good at it, you look exactly like him!

- Like who? - The Duce.

I am the Duce.

- Water with some sugar. - Yes, don't worry.

Yes.

What if this was a plan of the Wehrmacht?

Creating a parallel world to save me from the partisans.

What if they were secret agents playing two dimwit Roman news dealers?

No, that can't be, the Germans don't have this kind of imagination.

- Get me the newspapers. - Which ones?

All of them, I want to know why I'm here. The first step is acquiring information.

Alright, you can stay for a few days, as long as you don't raid our newsstand.

- Who do you think I am? - Benito Mussolini.

Apparently it is true, we didn't win the war.

Anglo-American planes unload more than a thousand tons of bombs on Rome,

causing more than 1500 victims.

I was humiliated, shot and hanged.

Hitler was right when he said you didn't deserve a man like me.

I died to absolve the entire [talian ruling class.

The whole ftalian population, indeed,

who otherwise would have been called to assume their own responsibility

for the long and warm support given to my government.

A sweet bun and a cappuccino.

Many second-rate actors tried to imitate me to no avail.

Silvio!

Illegal aliens can't jump!

The strength, the importance, the beauty of us.

Why don't you just fuck off!

Europe has been divided up as a beef carcass between two butchers,

the ultra-capitalist and the Stalinist, who cynically divided their limbs.

The war is never over.

in my absence [talians have changed 63 governments in 70 years.

Democracy is a rotting corpse.

Who are the good guys?

Who are the bad guys?

Where is our homeland?

I got it.

- I resurrected. - Yeah, here's another one.

- That's the story of our lives. - It was fate that brought me back here.

- What else could have done that? - The A train of the subway.

No, it's the providence that's giving me the courage to carry my mission forward.

The providence is giving me a second chance.

- Great. - Don't worry.

There are no second chances,

there's the possibility of making the same mistake twice.

I'll say goodbye after these words of wisdom.

- Bye, Duce. Bye, Crumb. - Bye, Pearl.

Remember the paprika tomorrow.

Yes, you really are obsessed with paprika!

Am I the prisoner of two pederasts? So much for the Wehrmacht plan.

He really loves paprika, he's really crazy about it!

I have to keep calm, I won't be intimidated.

I have to take them into the open.

I had the inverts interned in the Tremiti Islands.

"Faggots”, nowadays we say "faggots.

Now listen to me, mr. Faggot.

I have no intention of staying here a minute longer.

Kindly show me the way to my house.

- Yes, where do you live? - Villa Torlonia.

- You have to take the bus then. - Where?

Here, in piazza Matteotti.

I'd rather walk.

This has become a real hassle.

Tisha, little one, listen to me, your people is very hungry.

Are you hungry? Let me feel the hunger of your people, ok?

- I already had lunch. - Go play, go on, Tisha.

- It's not working, there's no poetry. - It's ready, uncle.

Dada, go to sleep, it's late.

Hush, mom, we're working to win Berlin.

We'd be lucky to win Locarno.

- Who's that funny guy? - That's me directing.

No, over there, that bald guy. He looks like Bisio.

No, sorry, I said my name, it's no good.

Alright, I'll change it.

It's Benito Mussolini.

One, two, three, action, go.

It was Prince Giovanni Torlonia Junior who rented the villa to the Duce,

for the symbolic sum of one lira per year.

Here is the bedroom where Benito used to sleep.

Excuse me, did you see a guy dressed like Mussolini?

What did you say your name was?

Canaletti, Andrea Canaletti, and you?

Mussolini, Benito Mussolini.

You never leave your character, it's brilliant!