Delightfully Deceitful (이로운 사기)

Ms. Lee.

Who's that?

What on earth have you done?

Commit fraud.

Why?

That's what I do.

What did you do while I got this?

Did you shed a few buckets of tears?

Who's at the door?

Han Moo Young the lawyer!

Who is it?

Let's talk!

How did you...

It's fine.

Han! Moo! Young!

Come out or I'll come in!

Don't.

What do you want?

Do you know you're pretty weird,

Mr. Han?

You're the weirdest lawyer I know.

What? - Why?

Why are you inhaling and exhaling at such a rapid pace?

I did some hurried cleaning up.

The place was a mess.

For me?

To let me in?

What? - But then,

I spared time from my busy schedule to bring you home from the ER.

How about...

some beer as a thank-you?

No, thanks. I have work tomorrow.

That's tomorrow.

Do you have some beer? - You...

Excuse me.

Did you clean up in the dark?

I expected a lawyer to have books.

Is this the closet?

Let's get some beer.

You don't have any? - No. I don't drink.

Then...

You have beer.

Lots.

Mr. Han.

Are you...

an alcoholic?

I love it.

Four.

Twelve.

Bro.

Why am I your bro?

Are we family?

Why are you all here?

Is there a party?

Yes, there is.

You didn't know?

Gosh, you...

What's this about?

The kids you gathered by random...

took my money and ran.

Should I beat you up randomly...

or severely?

I'd never seen them in my life.

They wanted to sell...

What a joke.

Hey, he's putting on a show.

He's trying so hard.

Hey.

Kid.

Hey.

Guys.

A toast to your pupils.

Why put your can down instead of taking a sip?

Am I the only one drinking?

Anyway,

will you switch shrinks or not?

Why are you so interested in my doctor?

It's just that...

someone I know is a psychiatrist.

I'm not interested.

I'm just saying you should pick a good one.

They're not like fortune-tellers.

That's so annoying.

When will you leave, Mr. Ko?

Why...

are they called "squid rings" and "onion rings?"

What are you talking about?

If you're out of your mind, are you a tree or wood?

What?

It's all...

hereditary.

Is there even a strand of logic?

Come on, Mr. Han.

If you want to be friends, say so.

When you wash your feet,

do you need a raccoon?

What are you talking about?

What should we do if the seas dry...

and the mountains flatten?

My pants...

Help me take these off.

Take them off for me. - Okay.

Okay. - Take them off.

Okay.

Okay.

Ms. Lee?

Gosh!

Hey!

Goodness. You scared me.

Why? What's up?

Ro Um.

You told me to wait.

Since when were you so obedient?

What did you say?

Her place... - I asked Ms. Lee.

We're in love.

What?

My place got flooded.

I'm off.

Won't you see me out?

See you out?

Kindly walk me out, please.

All right, bye.

You know, my toilet gets clogged very often.

Last time, it overflowed like this. It was insane.

Like "Parasite."

Would you let me move in too?

Not me?

Yet your female client who is much younger than you...

can stay with you?

I guess you're picky and choosy with whom you help.

She has her own room,

and I'll make sure she leaves as soon as her place gets fixed.

You were going to hide it from me though.

I didn't want you to get the wrong idea.

Thanks to what you did, I'm getting a totally wrong idea.

Mr. Han Moo Young, you're the weirdest lawyer I know.

Oh, that's right.

What happened with that case?

You know, at Dongma Park.

She was released without charge.

I suppose you did your job as her attorney this time.

Ro Um didn't have bad intentions...

I know. He's an ex-sex offender wearing an electronic anklet.

And I bet he provoked her first.

So I understand she had a reason...

for wanting to teach him a lesson.

However,

that's not her job.

In fact, it's what she should avoid the most...

while being on probation.

Punishing others however she pleases.

Don't try to explain her actions to me.

I guess you have no idea because you always run to her rescue...

whether she's stuck in mud or in a swamp.

As for me,

I must make sure she never goes anywhere near muddy mires...

because that's my job.

And don't get too close to her.

After all, she's just a client of yours.

Anyway, thanks for the drinks last night.

Da Jung.

Ring Go.

Gosh, it really hurts.

Did I hurt my face too?

A little.

Oh, no. My money maker.

Da Jung, have you eaten yet?

Was it because of the borrowed-name account?

Don't tell me you just had cup noodles.

I bet they ran away because you collapsed.

Will they come back?

They will.

The high school punks who opened the account ran off with the money.

They'll come barging in again if they find out that I'm alive.

So I have to hide for the time being.

Da Jung. You'll eat well even if I'm not around, right?

How much did they take?

About 50,000 dollars?

Don't tell Ro Um about me.

She'll be disappointed if she finds out that I still work in this field.

You're worried about Ro Um now?

Yes, because I'm all hers.

You know that.

They haven't called me yet, have they?

No, not yet.

Okay, all right.

Ouch. Oh, boy.

Now, tell me. What did you do?

Let's hear it.

How do you scam others?

HAPPY. - What?

Hunt, Appointment,

Plow, Propose, Yield.

Hunt, Appointment,

Plow, Propose, Yield.

HAPPY.

Throw bait and let them take it.

As you know, I threw bait to get the adoptive mother.

I told her that her troublemaker son was a genius.