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Be careful, and button up your coat or you'll catch cold.

- Like this. - All right, all right.

Look, there's somebody important over there.

Don't forget what I told you, dear.

In any case, you have your vitamins.

- Look, an officer. - Yeah, I see.

Are you all right?

He's so cute.

Did you wind your watch? What time is it?

You have an appointment, don't you?

You've got your cigarettes,

and I packed your pajamas on the bottom.

Anything to declare?

Open your purse.

This is ridiculous. I can't believe it.

Just a few words for our paper.

Mr. President.

I have no comment at the moment.

This way. Follow me.

From here to here, the Royal Hotel.

From here to here, the Modern.

Royal Hotel, follow me.

Mr. Hulot!

No, that's not allowed. This way, please.

Got a match?

Go around.

Thank you, chief.

Good day, gentlemen.

Now then.

Kindly be seated, sir. I'll just be a minute.

Let's see now.

Give me 440.

I repeat.

- Two. - One?

No, not one. Two.

Yes. That's good.

That's all fine.

All these electrical thingamajigs!

You gotta be careful with all these buttons.

All right. I've announced you.

Wait here, if you don't mind, while I...

Relax.

Here you are.

No, in there.

This way, please. Go ahead.

What about that gentleman who's been waiting?

Come, sir. Mr. Giffard just went by.

Go on.

That way.

- Excuse me, sir. - I'm very busy.

Mr. Giffard, Düsseldorf is on the line.

Accounting department for Mr. Lacs, please.

One moment.

Mr. Hiller is wanted on the telephone at station 24.

And at the end of the day, the market has still held out...

While our international expo is in progress,

don't forget to visit all our booths.

Mr. Chevot, please come to Entrance B

for a tour of our exposition.

You don't have a name tag.

You don't belong here.

Go ahead, gentlemen.

You're not taking a picture. Look how I'm dressed.

This is our new electric broom, equipped with two headlights.

It's a broom.

That connects the two headlights.

This turns it off.

Notice the advantages of the adjustable head.

Watch this. Here we go.

I'll be right with you.

I'd like some information on your new door.

Just give me one minute.

Our motto: "Slam Your Doors in Golden Silence."

Please sit down.

Yes, this is the latest model.

- After you, sir. - So your doors are totally silent.

Absolutely. Let me explain.

This door's made of a completely insulated material.

Very interesting.

But can I really close this door without any sound?

I'll demonstrate. The thickness guarantees total silence.

That's why our motto is "Slam Your Doors in Golden Silence."

Is this one soundproof?

Yes. It looks like wood, but it isn't real.

- Try it. - Even with an umbrella?

Not the slightest sound.

Here's our catalog of models and prices.

At your service, sir.

I'm very pleased with your organization.

Good morning, Director. I had a little problem.

A man came by with a pipe and a long scarf.

He sat at the desk

and went through all the papers like this, you see?

As if it were the most natural thing on earth!

This way, please.

That's him!

I see him everywhere.

Look for our colleague.

Allow me to help you.

Make yourself at home.

Sit down.

Do you smoke?

Would you like another look at my papers?

Don't be shy! Go ahead!

I'm the CEO of this organization.

We were the first to study silence.

That's progress!

Ah, a salesman!

Excuse me, sir, but my lamp is broken.

I'd be so grateful if you could take a look.

We'll wait around the corner.

Sir, come this way.

Tell me, sir, is this your pipe?

This isn't him.

Sir, I'm so sorry.

Let me tell you something.

I asked my cousin to join me.

Is it working now?

I'm so happy. Thank you so much.

Do I owe you anything?

You're very kind. Thank you.

Excuse me, sir. The New Moon booth.

- Can I help you, ma'am? - The New Moon booth.

This way, ma'am.

My dear sir, you forgot your coat.

Allow me to help you.

Let me count.

Sir, someone's calling you.

Hey, Hulot!

The army!

Attention!

We're done with the Eiffel Tower.

I'm confirming Mexico for Saturday. Flight 612, 2:30 p.m.

I'll be back.

It's nothing.

"For your rugs and carpets, there's just one product."

Hulot, don't you recognize me?

Schneller, from the army!

I'll just be a minute. Wait for me here.

Like they say, "Time is money."

It's the latest model.

I bought it two days ago... cash!

You see? There's a parking meter.

You got any change? I only have bills.

We need one franc.

Here we go.

There. That's all it takes.

Come see my place.

I bought an apartment here.

Come in for a minute. We'll have a drink.

Come on. Have a little scotch.

What happened to you?

What happened, my friend? Let me see.

I just ran into something.

Come have a drink. You'll see.

I get to the door and... bing!

I'm taking my vacation in June this year.

Hulot, it's been a real pleasure.

You don't understand. I waited for you.

- What do you mean? - Don't be ridiculous. You know.

I was there at 6:00.

What do you think of the "Last Look"?

What are you doing there?

The other side. The red button on the left.

It's automatic. It's written in English.

Lower down. "Push."

There you go. See?

How about another scotch?

You sure?

You're always welcome. Bye now.

Ladies, use Quick Cleaner,

because Quick Cleaner is...

Here's your dress, miss.

I did my very best.

You're going to look beautiful.

Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.

Hey, Jean, you've got Group E that's coming in now, okay?

This is Group E.

Follow this young lady.

Attention, please. A to I will go to Montmartre...

and M to Z will go to Montparnasse.

Pardon me, but aren't you Mr. Hulot?

I looked for you for two hours this morning.

Look here. You were in our company's building.

Okay, boys, snap to it.

Let's get to work.

Those things go in the back.

You're lost in that forest.

Watch out, Robert.

Yes, we're open tonight.

Yes, it's very exclusive.

Table for two? What's the name?

Is it plugged in? Does it work?

Turn it on!

Get out of here!

It will be very classy.

The whole band will be lit up with spotlights.

Those are customers.

No more tools in the dining room, gentlemen!