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Previously on Foursome.

I had my big O.

Holy moly.

My foursome tried to help me get the image

of my brother out of my brain,

but it wasn't until I met the new guy

Kent Seydek

that my oh no turned it into oh yeah.

And I'm not the only one obsessed with Kent.

You're a quarterback?

Yeah.

Best of all, we're closer than ever.

Maybe too close.

Minty.

Teen Wolf.

Nice tat, bro-jangles.

Oh yeah, thanks man.

It's for my brother.

Got eaten alive by some wolves.

Ouch, man the outback must be brutal.

I'm kidding, man.

Honestly, I just drew it in calc because I was bored.

Sick yeah, drawing is cool.

You know I can throw a football, I don't know

a hundred yards minus 20 yards.

Cool, man.

But it's whatever.

You know what else is cool.

That I plowed like, I don't know, 30 freshmen

in my day.

That's a little misogynistic, don't you think?

Yeah, I'm gonna dictionary that and get back to you.

I'll see you later, cool?

Cool, hey, no, K-dog, listen, my G,

we gotta stick together, bro, Brayer.

This place is blessed by us being so badass, dude.

Yeah, I used to hold that title solo.

This school is full of nothing but turds and losers.

Oh yo, check it out, one of the good guys.

Josh, meet my dingo friend, Kent.

Hi, man, Josh.

Wow, firm grip.

I feel like I barely applied any pressure at all.

Cool.

I'm glad you guys met.

Alright, A-dog, I'm gonna head off.

Yeah, pause for a sec.

Classic Figstack moment, bro.

I mean that's our shit, man, come on.

Ew, why is Kent Seydek bro-ing it out with Alec?

Why is Kent not taggable on Facebook?

Why can I not find any hot pictures of him

on social media anywhere?

I need a mojo photo for my diddle bank,

and I am not using one with Alec in it for obvious

Hello

I am Stan.

Hi, I'm

Andie Fixler.

You are a Cup of Brayer's breakout star, my lady.

I know exactly who you are.

Okay.

Stan's our Stan, a fanboy.

We are staring at you to stop party popping

and start party stopping.

Wow, what was that?

My favorite line from my favorite segment

of Cup of Brayer.

There's only been one.

Exactly, I am so, so excited to see where you guys go

with season two.

Geez Louise, would you look at this?

I'm hanging out with the cast of CoB.

I just know everything about you guys.

Everything?

That seems worrisome.

The reason for my visit is to offer my services.

To the media club, I believe I would be

a phenomenal addition.

Shame, our voting process is just super long.

Yeah, it's so long,

it's like really long.

Excuse me, Stan, when you say everything,

can you be more specific?

No, he hasn't got any time.

Gotta run, adios.

I will be holding my breath in anticipation of your vote.

I hope you do.

By the way, Imogen, I am so surprised

that someone that posts so many K-pop videos

has never been to North or South Korea.

Okay, let's go.

You're one of my favorites.

How does he know I've never been to Korea?

We're not even Facebook friends, I hate this.

K-Pop videos?

We're about to not be Facebook friends.

This is all your fault.

Yes, you are the one that strong-armed me

into joining Facebook, and now everybody knows

all of my interests, and they're gonna like lure me

into their hands, like hey, little girl,

do you wanna like come and see this

shini concert?

What's this mess?

Mr. Zap blocked me?

How do you know?

Well, this morning I was feeling saucy,

so I decided to poke him, and I just checked

to see if he poked me back, and I don't see

his profile.

Did he erase it?

Nope, we're still friends.

You don't even go here, college trash.

That swindlin' twit.

What's happening?

Your douche of a brother just posted a picture

of him and some heinous frosh face chicken head.

I can't believe this.

It means he's moved on to the fresh meat stage.

Good, that means he's going to have high cholesterol now.

No, dummy, it means Alec is about to start

hooking up with hordes of girls.

Oh my god, you're right.

When senior quarterback Zach Commons broke up

with Whitney Barnett, I was his fresh meat,

then Alec was my fresh meat when Zach broke up

with me after he got Lupis.

I can't believe I'm being replaced by another

bitch-faced girl.

Oh, that was a huge mistake.

You guys, I think I'm starting to pick up

on a pattern here.

All of our problems right now are caused by social media.

We're like addicts and our crack cocaine,

our meth amphetamines, and our black tar heroin

is our freaking phones, look at us.

I haven't slept in two days because I've been online

s Kent.

We're way too desperate and way too available.

No wonder we're all having issues.

Guys, hello?

Are you even listening to me?

I miss you.

Hey, gang, just wanted to stop by

because there's a small, young man with a tacky bow tie

that won't leave my office.

He's just a fan boy.

Don't worry we're not going to include him in anything.

Am I encouraging bullying?

Mr. Shaw, we're actually working on a segment right now.

It's called Brayer Unplugged, and we were wondering

if you could help us investigate by locking our phones up?

That's great news.

Principal Slacks was getting pretty suspicious

that you guys were using this room for an underground

fight club, but I told him you weren't, of course.

Unless you are, then I wanna join.

Okay, I'll lock up your phones.

Stop it.

Well, I'm off to make sure that weirdo

doesn't Dewey Decimal my whole office.

Okay, no phones.

Just kidding.

We need a distraction.

Alright, gang, let's scatter and gather supplies.

Yeah, let's go.

I'm going to kill that girl.

Mounds, huh?

Not your run-of-the-mill candy choice.

Guess I'm not your run-of-the-mill guy.

I think I like 'em because they come in two.

Oh you like those?

I love nuts.

I'm Kent Seydek.

I know we've already met, but just in case you forgot,

it's nice to officially meet you.

Andie Fixler, I didn't forget.

I think you might know my brother Alec?

He's an interesting guy.

He's kind of intense.

That's one word for it.

I saw that he made you guys his profile picture

on Facebook.

Oh, did he?

I didn't see it.

I'm not on social media.

I'm not really on Facebook, except for Snapchat,

and that's only because my nieces love it.

Your niece should add me.

I'm a pretty creative snapper.

Maybe I should add you, too.

See if I can get creative.

Looking forward to it.

Next chocolate's on you.

I love nuts?

Come on.

Oh, shit.

That's a DM, that's a like.

Is that a friend request?