Ash vs Evil Dead

Pablo?!

I didn't know you were a biter.

That is Pablo out there.

I don't want to kill him.

I want to help him.

Ow!

Kelly.

Give me a kiss.

I'm going to track down this so-called Ms. Prevett,

deal with Ruby once and for all.

Ruby?!

Ooh!

It's stuck. I can't get it off.

Ahh! Foreign person, easy, relax.

I've dealt with kids like this before.

Jag sa ju att barnet

var ett Djavul!

Yeah, lady. I don't speak French.

You likey? Mmm.

Come on over here, little kid.

I got something over here you'll like even better.

See that? That's a candy dispenser.

Yeah.

Look inside the tiny black holes and pick one.

Uh... hang that on the tray...

What is up with that kid's hand?

Wait a second.

Holy hacksaw, that's a little me!

Child is yours? Yeah.

Well, it's not like I had sex with Ruby, but look at it!

Look at the eyes. And the chin. And that little saw.

What is that dastardly Ruby up to now?

Shoot it! No!

She's going to use that little shit to screw me somehow.

Well, guess what? I'll show her.

Nobody screws Ashley J. Williams like Ashley J...

That sounded so much better in my head.

Shoot! Ugh!

Hey! Don't do that!

I want this kid alive. No!

Come here, you little shit!

Run!

Help!

Whoa!

Oh crap. Oh!

Here I come!

Whoa!

Okay listen, Ricola.

We got to catch that kid.

Because if we catch that kid,

then my daughter will know the truth,

which is I'm not just some psycho

running around with a chainsaw.

What you talk about?

I just want to get that kid out of the house,

and into my car. Oh, please.

Go now.

Relax. That little runt can't get through this...

We got to fall back!

Come on!

I'm coming!

Hey, give me that. What are you doing?

Hey!

You keep your hands off of my Boomstick.

You got that?!

Oh no.

Uh-oh.

Run!

Oh, where are we?

Oh God... oh, oh! Run!

Hurry!

What the hell are we doing...?

Stang munnen, du dum man!

That little shit is taunting me.

He doesn't know who he's up against.

Here you go.

We'll tie him up with this.

Yah.

The craziest part about this,

it probably won't be the most fucked up thing

that ever happens to me.

Hey, imagine where else I could have bitten you.

Don't make me get my leg wax.

Open up, Kelly, I'm still hungry for your meat!

Pablo, I do not want to hurt you!

You think you can save me when even El Brujo couldn't?

Brujo?

It's Pablo's uncle, but...

But he's dead, because of me!

Even from the grave, that pendejo

thinks he can save his little Pablito.

Save him?

What the fuck, Kelly? What do we do?

We just... we stick to the plan, okay?

We keep defending ourselves without killing Pablo.

How about a ride on the Pablo 'stache, Kelly?

You're not tall enough.

Ow!

I bit my tongue! Bitch! Mother... fuck...!

He's on the roof.

Uh-oh, you caught us!

Got you!

Brandy!

Hold on, Brandy! Don't let go!

Hate to crash the party!

Let her the fuck go!

Oh!

Hold on!

Ah!

You're next... to die!

You're next to die!

You're next to die!

Shut the fuck up! You're next to die!

Choke on this.

They're connected.

I warned you!

Ah!

Hot tamale!

Brandy, run!

I know you like it rough, baby.

Stop!

Brandy! Don't! You'll kill him!

Pablo?

Pablo?

Hey. Hey.

I'm sorry. I didn't know what else to do.

Pablo? Pablo, I'm right here.

Pablo, Pablo.

Pablo?

Cuídate.

Fuck.

Am I dead again?

You have brought the Kandarian Dagger. Huh!

You again.

What do you want? Who are you?

Her name is Maritsa.

Brujo?

You made it, Pablito.

But your journey... is far from over.

Come on.

What...?

What? What's happening to him?

I don't know. I don't know.

Pablo?

Please, we-we go.

Yeah, in a Branson minute, sweetie.

Let's see what else the lioness has in her evil den.

First things first.

That writing looks awfully familiar.

The hell is going on around here?

Is you?

WTF.

I got that off my teenage daughter.

Yeah, this is me and Candy on our wedding night.

Making a daughter in the back of the Delta.

Working at Value Stop,

hanging in my trailer,

holy CIA.

Ruby's been surveilling my ass for decades.

She could have killed me any time, anywhere.

You know this,

evil woman, Ruby?

Yeah. Here I come!

El tío? What is this place?

Where are we?

Is a void between realms

that I have managed to mask from evil,

for now.

I could've sent a leopard, or a cobra,

but I needed your attention.

Her death mask is powerful, isn't it?

There's little time.

Your body's dying in the earthly plane.

The evil within is consuming your soul.

And only with the strength of a Brujo,

you can harness its power, to aid...

the Prophesied One.

Ash.

Oh, no.

Oh!

Oh. Ow!

Oh, that no good, double-crossing...

Oh, Heidi!

Why'd you have to run off like that?

Oh, hey there, little guy.

There you are.

Why don't you come on out?

I'm not going to hurt you.

No, hardly at all.

Yeah, hey, uh... see?

Look.

Nothing in my hands.