Love Yourself (他其实没有那么爱你)

Are you sure?

Isn't it Saturday today?

Yeah.

Alright, I'll wait for you in front.

Sorry, I thought today is Sunday.

I flew to Paris last week.

I'm still on jet lag. I'm confused.

It's alright.

We're almost done.

You guys have fun.

This is quite good.

We don't have to avoid each other next time.

We just come whenever we want.

Alright.

Anyway, it won't matter anymore.

Congratulations.

I congratulated Lu Hao but not you.

Thanks.

Let's eat together next time.

Alright.

Two Americano, thanks.

Lu Hao brought you here to celebrate?

You too, right?

That guy just now...

A friend in business.

You've suffered for so many years.

You endured it.

Ren Ran, you're amazing.

You're willing to act as a loving couple...

in front of the media for your career.

You're more amazing.

Actually, we're just doing it for ourselves.

Isn't it right?

So, no regrets.

Lu Hao has good judgement on women.

Because you made a good start.

Compliments to each other should end now.

-I'll leave now. -Have fun.

Ren Ran is interesting.

What did you tell her?

Don't worry, what can I say?

Finally, we see a ray of hope.

For us, it's a good thing to celebrate.

Ren Ran is really nice.

Don't let her down again.

Goodbye, Lu Hao.

Coffee is here.

Thanks.

Careful.

I met Zhou Li just now.

Then?

I think she's interesting.

What happened today?

You two praised each other.

Why?

Do you want us to fight over you?

Pulling our hair, tearing our clothes and hurling insults?

Of course not.

I'll eat some.

Do I eat too much?

Let's order a new one.

I'm on a diet.

You startled me.

You startled me.

Why are you staging a crash?

How dare you hit me!

Hurry up and tie your hair.

"I want to become a fish..."

"and swim into your pond."

Disgusting.

Ding Ding, what are you doing?

We keep bumping into each other today.

I don't mean to.

I'm reading messages.

Look.

This guy.

This is how he looks.

Can he make women all over the world fight over him?

Not bad.

Are you infatuated again?

No.

It's him.

Two days ago, he saw me at the vegetarian restaurant.

He was too shy to add me on WeChat.

After thinking for a long time,

he still added me as a friend.

This way of pursuing girls is so corny.

This is corny?

Look at what he wrote.

"I changed my mind."

"I want to be your cat."

I'm so envious, "To be hugged by you."

So disingenuous.

Exactly, read this.

"If you're moved by my words,"

"I'm sorry, I did it on purpose."

A slippery character.

It's so disgusting, who's this guy?

I don't know him either.

He did it on purpose.

You're already nauseous?

Come, let's start.

Everyone, get in position.

There must be something wrong with him.

How does he know your WeChat ID?

Stop gossiping!

Everyone, let's start!

Everybody get ready!

Go!

Start it out light.

Okay, start it slow.

Take your time.

And up.

One,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six.

Go...

Please look into the mirror before talking to me.

Where do you get your imagination from?

You said you're a man?

You want to be my cat?

Alright, listen.

If you want to be my cat, you need to be neutered!

What are you doing?

A crazy woman pretended to be a guy to tease me.

But her IQ is too low, I found out in an instant.

How dare she do this with her low IQ.

I think she's tired of living.

I should've added that just now.

It's not fun to send voice messages.

You should send a video.

I'll record it for you.

Come, I'll set the light.

Alright.

-Wait. -I'll set the light.

Put your hair down. Yes.

Make it messier, brush it to the front.

Is it messy enough?

Wait, make it messier.

Cover your face.

Alright, good.

Karen, switch off the wall light.

Alright.

Okay, come.

Ready, go.

Let me advise you.

Just play around, don't fall in love.

Your low IQ will get you into trouble.

I advise you to go the jungles of Uganda...

and play sumo with the mountain gorillas.

Maybe under the heavy slap of the gorilla,

it can wake you up.

But I think...

it's because you want to be taller,

therefore you put a brain on your neck!

Cut. A pass!

You're amazing.

That was great!

You changed smoothly...

between a gentle rabbit and a crazy tiger.

And the statement about gorillas is brilliant.

But why is it a sumo and not combat fighting?

I don't know either.

I learned it from a Japanese TV series.

At the time, I thought that Japanese male lead actor...

was particularly handsome when scolding people.

It was so cool, so I memorised it.

I never thought I'd be able to use it someday.

Take a look at the works of Director Sun.

It's good.

-Not bad, right? -This is it, send it to me.

Come.

-Amazing. -So cool.

Who did you offend?

How would I know?

Maybe it's the girlfriend of a guy who has a crush on me.

Look at you.

You rather find a stranger in the game...

to give you equipment...

than finding someone in real life to date.

What's wrong with you?

You're escaping from reality.

In this society,

no one will sacrifice everything for love.

Sacrificing oneself in order to save another person...

only happens in games.

And it's truer than reality.

You're not even 30 years old.

Why are you so pessimistic?

It's not like you.

You've never been in love.

How would you know it's not for you?

Just look at my parents.

Last time,

my mother loved my father,

my father loved my mother too.

My maternal and paternal grandparents oppose their relationship.