Killington

- Welcome everyone and thank you for joining me today.

Okay, I'm just gonna have you take a second.

Oh, watching guru lady again.

Cool.

It's yoga.

Yeah?

Is it couch yoga?

Are you in couch pose?

- And we're gonna turn those emotions into a calm serenity.

- Okay, full disclosure, I don't really understand

why this girl is taking the internet by storm.

She kinda seems a little bit boring.

Okay, Patrick,

people say she's gonna be the next Oprah, so.

She's not Oprah.

Two, three.

You don't get it.

No, I know.

That's what I'm saying.

Out through your mouth.

I love her.

Two, three, four.

- Okay, well, we'll keep an eye on that.

In the meantime, I'm gonna go make dinner.

I hope you like beans

and cheesecake. - You will be safe.

You will be happy.

You will be healthy.

Hi Lu.

Hey boo, what you up to?

Not much.

- So I proposed you print that picture.

- Are you watching Kali. - In your visual field.

What?

- Emily, pause the video, look at me.

I have a fantastic surprise for you.

Ooh, okay.

Sorry, what's up?

We won.

We won?

We won.

We won.

- We won the weekend getaway with Kali.

Shut up.

- Yes, no. - Shut up.

- No, yes, we won, we won.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, what?

She picked us.

She picked us.

- I feel like I'm gonna cry right now.

Like I don't even know what to do.

Just breathe.

Like, oh my God, we're gonna be,

like when she exhales, we're gonna breathing,

we're gonna inhale her exhale.

We're gonna breathe the same air.

Okay.

And you don't think Allegra's gonna be pissed, right,

like about her weekend getting ruined or anything?

She can't be mad.

This is so much better.

Like your bachelorette is with Kali.

- So that's why I am not really a dog person.

Okay.

That's ridiculous.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

- It sounds like it was your fault though.

That's what the landlord said.

Anyways, how often do you guys go to Grand Bar?

Oh, hold on.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Oh my lovely Lulu,

what do I owe this unexpected pleasure?

Look at these boys.

- Hi guys, hi. - Isn't he handsome.

That one too.

He's cute, right?

Okay.

Do you need me to send an itinerary for this weekend?

- I was actually just sent an itinerary from Kali.

- Shut up. - We won

the weekend getaway with her.

No, no, we're going to Killington.

Like, Vermont?

Yeah.

I guess I don't know where it is,

but promise me you're not mad about Atlantic City.

- Oh my God, no, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.

I can find a stripper anywhere, okay, I think.

Leg.

Have you called Emily?

First person I called.

She is the bride to be.

What about Darcy?

- I think she's filming something that weekend.

I don't think she's planning on going.

- No, I think she said in the group text,

that you're not in, that she's trying to get out of it.

- You have a group text that I'm not in?

Yeah.

Like we have one with the four of us

and then one where you're not in it.

And then Darcy and I text a lot on our own.

Why would you do that?

I LOL at everything you type.

Hey, it's the building blocks

of all group friendships, okay.

Just let Darcy know about Kali.

But I gotta go right now.

Emojis too.

Okay, okay.

Well just text her, I think she's on set.

Bye.

Hey.

Yeah, no, I know I left early.

All right.

Okay.

No, I'm here.

I'm sorry, I'm just, there's like music

and I'm just distracted, I'm listening.

Okay.

Okay, no, thank you,

I do not need a reminder to be on set next weekend.

I have been reminded.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

- She's gonna be so excited.

- Here's the bride-to-be.

Hello.

Hello ladies.

Hi Dino.

- Why don't any of you come to see me anymore?

- Because this bitch has been too busy planning her funeral,

I mean, wedding.

I understand.

You gals take care of our Emily this weekend.

We will.

I promise.

If we encounter a bear, I'll make sure she's eaten last.

Bears?

In that case, remember, bears don't like ammonia.

Keep some of that handy this weekend, just in case.

Did you get that?

- Yeah. I'll get some, I'll try my best.

- You know, you always know the most random,

knowledgeable facts.

Why is that?

- I'm a doorman, it's kind of in my nature.

I'll take it.

- All right, you girls drive safe.

Bye Dino, thank you.

Bye Emily.

Thanks.

See you later.

- Who's ready for a wild weekend?

Me.

How long is the drive?

- It's about seven hours,

- Seven? - Maybe six.

- Allegra, you have your license, right?

Okay.

We should get there around five.

Oh, perfect.

Kali's gonna be there at eight,

so it'll give us time to compose ourselves.

Oh, so I was skimming

some of my bridal magazines the other day

and who did I see?

But our very own,

"Hostess with the Mostest." - No, no.

God, Darcy, that's so great.

- I wish you would go cake tasting with me.

I need your help.

Why?

She doesn't know anything about cakes.

Thank you.

The other day they asked me about wedding cake trends.

I don't even know what that means.

- Okay Darcy, food is your brand now.

People expect you to be the expert.

That is true.

You should write a book.

- Okay, just because I host a cooking show

doesn't mean I know anything about food.

It just means I know how to read a teleprompter

near food and smile.

- But Darcy, seriously, there's a lot you can do with this.

- Don't listen to the sellout star.

Hey, you're one to talk.

Hey.

- All I'm saying is I didn't think the woman

who only showered once a month in college

would go on to have a featured line in whole foods.

- I showered twice a month in college.

- You guys, this thing on the dash just lit up.

What does it mean?

I don't know.

- Darcy, Darcy, this is my territory.