Andaz Apna Apna (अंदाज़ अपना अपना)

Wow. Juhi Chawla!

I have to go to shooting and my car is in trouble.

Can you give me lift?

Yes, I mean no, I mean definitely.

Come. Please come.

I am so lucky that I got you.

I can't forget your help for the rest of my life.

What help! This was my duty, madam.

How sweet! We don't get people like you these days. - O God.

Madam is here. - Bring some tea for her.

Keep this aside. Turn on the light.

Bye, bye.

Thank you. - Mention not.

Bring a glass of water. - Listen.

Can you meet me again?

O God! - Hurry up.

Miss. Juhi, why did you call me so suddenly?

Just like that. I felt like meeting you. - I see.

This place is so romantic, isn't it? - Yes.

Sometimes I feel that if didn't had the help of..

..these strong arms, what would have happened to me?

Promise me that you will always be with me.

What are you saying, Miss. Juhi!

Not Miss. Juhi, call me just Juhi. - Wow.

Juhi.

Hey, come here. - Wow. Govinda.

Who are you? - Govinda, meet him, he is Mr. Amar.

I told you about him.. - I see, so he is the person..

..who helped you at each step. Very amusing.

You are a very good-looking person. - Thank you.

You choice have improved.

Excuse me. - She is a shy girl. And listen..

You are so good-looking, why don't you give a try in films?

Hi. - I got many offers, but I am very choosy.

Take 21, action. - Come and hug me.

No, Gopal. This can't happen. - Why can't this happen?

This because you are rich and I am poor.

Come and give me a hug.

But Gopal, try to understand..

..the helplessness of a woman. - What's that?

This won't let us live and this is the truth.

The truth is that you love me the truth is that I love you.

This is the truth and everything is a lie.

Remember this and forget everything.

Come and give me a hug. - Govinda! Get closer.

What's happened? - I thought Shahrukh Khan came.

Shit. Shahrukh Khan, Govinda, Sunny Deol..

Your life consists of just this. I heard that you are doing..

..many films, a bit more than required.

Yes, people like our pair.

And you? - Me too. He is very handsome.

Why? Are you feeling jealous?

I fear that I won't kill anyone. - Amar. Did you get angry?

I was just kidding. You are everything to me.

You are my dear one.

Yes, Amar. I am unable to live without you now.

Come, let's go somewhere and get married.

I will leave the film line for you.

No, you need to leave the film line.

You continue it. I am with you. I will take care of everything

I will handle everything. And I will also select your heroes.

And stay a bit away from them.

Amar, how sweet! - Juhi, my darling.

In front of the God, I accept you as my husband..

..from the bottom of my heart.

Me too, in front of the God, I accept you as my wife..

..from the bottom of my heart along with your money.

What's this, father? You spoiled my dream.

I was about to put the garland on the heroine..

..and came right then. Couldn't you come a few minutes later?

Stop the nuisance and get up from here.

You are sleeping on the cashier's seat!

I told you many times not the..

..let his near the money box.

I actually.. - What's there in you box! A beggar..

..in Bombay earns more than what you have in this box.

Babulal, be careful. Don't cut his ear like you did yesterday.

Brother, be careful. - Who can there be notes in this box?

Yesterday, you took 100 rupees note from this box.

I actually spent it. I got my hair cut with Rosy's soft hands..

..in Taj Mahal hotel's saloon. - What!

I earn that money after doing 20 haircuts..

..and you donated that money to the Taj-people.

And it seems that you didn't even have the haircut.

I had, but it doesn't appear.

It's the latest French cut, you see, lacupe force de hair.

What's the matter, you are talking in English?

I have provided you with education..

..and did everything for you with the money I earned here.

..and somehow I got you admitted in the college.

But what's the profit! You were also thrown out of there.

I wasn't thrown out father, I left that college.

Actually, the principal didn't understand my views. - What!

Actually, there are many ideas in me..

..which are for the young generation, for this country..

..and especially for the fathers.

According to me, till the fathers..

..of this country won't be cured..

..this country can't be develop. The principal's son..

..understood this, but the principal couldn't and you..

I'll shave you head right now. - Father, what are you doing!

If you'll shave my head, people may think that are dead.

Shut up, donkey. - Please calm down, father.

And listen to my idea. I think we should sell this shop.

I mean we can buy bangles' shop with that money.

Bangles' shop? - Yes, bangles' shop.

Think about it.

We will be surrounded with beautiful ladies all the day.

I will be dealing with the daughters..

And you will be dealing with the mothers.

Somewhere there will be the eye-contacts.

Somewhere there will be the blushing hair.

And somewhere there will be the adjustments in the sari.

Their soft hands in your thick hands.

And you are putting the bangles with so much love.

And you are doing ah, ah, with naughtiness.

Babulal, I told you to cut the ears with care.

This happened because of you. - Because of me?

Yes, because you are saying all the rubbish. Get out.

..but people respect me here. - Is it so?

You steal the money from my box.

What are you doing here? Go away.

You try to be a hero of this street.

Father, right now you are very angry.

I will explain this to you in the evening.

You will come again in the evening? Shameless person!

There won't be any other worthless son in this world.

There will be, father. There will be.

There will a son like me, where there will be a father like you.

Bhola, today, my left eye is shivering.

It is a very good sign.

I will get good news? For me the last happy day..

..from that day, my able son, Prem didn't let me be happy.

I earn and he spends. - Brother.

Yes. - Whom are you scolding?

I am my son, but why did you come here?

Did you forget, you owe 500 rupees to Mr. Lala.

What 500? O no, I owe 500 rupees to Mr. Lala.

Yes, I will give the money. Here it is. Five crisp notes of 100.

Prem has stolen it again. - Why are you making excuses?

That poor kid is in the Wah, Wah studio.

He is in the Wah, Wah Studio? - Yes.

The filmy malaria Jonny, you are robbing my son?

The Jonny had shown the dreams of films to my father..

..and sent him to Bombay and he never returned.

In some movies he stood like this is the crowd.

This Jonny is fooling my son? Where is my stick?

Wow. What a face!

You are one of a kind.

What's this? - So that the evil eye shouldn't fall on you.

Sir, can I become a star?

Can I become a star? You are already a star. Lights off.

Sir, now start the Wah, Wah productions.

It has already begun. I have already talked to Amitabh.

But me? - You will be the hero. he will play your father's role.

Is it ok with you? - Yes, definitely.

Amitabh and me..

Father and son..

And a showdown between us! Wow. What a scene!

It's hot. The Wah, Wah productions' tea.

Here it is. - And bring a tea for sir. And listen..

Yes. - Subash Ghai was about to call.

Yes, he will call is a moment.

I gave your photos to Subash.

He too wants a face like yours for a new film.

The Dracula's love story.

Dracula's..

This is Jonny from Wah, Wah productions.

Hello sir, remember your promise of my role.

Hello, Shubbu, yes. It's Subash Ghai's call.

Sir, convey my regards. - Ok, buddy..

..tell me did you like the photos?

They have created a stir in Bombay?

The people over there liked it so much? Very good, buddy.

What! Non. Is it so?

He showed your photos to Madhuri Dixit.

What does she say? She will work just with him?

She won't work with anyone else? Great.

She has also kept a photo. Very good. Non.

There are two heroines in the film. They also talked to Juhi..

She took your address. She is coming here to meet you.

Are two heroines ok with you? - Definitely.

Definitely, it will work.

Get up, buddy. You work is done.

It's done. There it is done.

Wah, Wah Productions is in trouble.

The laundry-man is saying that if he doesn't get his Rs. 500..

He will take away the camera.

I am trying to give new artists to the industry..

..and here they are trying to take away my camera?

He can take away the camera, but not his destiny.

Give him the camera. - Stop.

He wants to give the money. Give him.

Take this and throw this on this face.

I will throw you out of here.

You are donating my hard-earned money to this fool?

Father, he will make me the hero. - Will he?

He couldn't become even a peon himself.

I will also make you the hero in my film, uncle.

Uncle. You are a very old-timer.