Royalteen (Royalteen: Arvingen)

You are done! You hear me?

Good morning. I made you a sandwich,

but I'd appreciate it if you started packing your own lunch.

Um, yeah, okay.

Isn't this song a bit too much for today?

How is it not perfect, huh?

Yeah?

Are you excited about your first day?

Yeah, I… guess so.

-You need to hurry it up so you get-- - Mom, I know!

All your new classmates will be waiting.

That's exciting, isn't it?

Actually, it's not.

Remember you can't say "you" when you address them.

-For real? So what should I say? -You need to say "Your Royal Highness."

You've gotta be kidding me. No way!

I Googled it last night. It's true.

Later on, you can call them by their name,

but, first, you need to follow proper etiquette when talking to them.

They've been treated that way their entire life.

They're probably a little soft.

-Especially the prince-- -Soft, right? As if.

He's going to inherit an entire kingdom.

Does this look soft to you? Prince Fuckboy? Are you serious?

Um, that's great.

That is not great!

- Looks like he's having fun. - Oh my God.

You know what? I think Lena should be glad to have such a special…

…experience many others would never have a chance to get.

And I heard his mother, the queen, is pretty sick.

She has some kind of chronic fatigue syndrome.

Okay.

I think. I read it in some gossip column.

So I bet her son's going through a lot--

Yeah, all right.

I can imagine it's been pretty difficult.

Mmm.

I'm going now.

-Okay, bye, Mom. -Have fun.

-Yeah. -Oh, Lena?

Hey, should I put the fish spread back in the fridge?

Yeah, go for it.

Don't forget. "Your Royal Highnesses!"

No.

-How do you think this year will go? -I think it'll be a good year.

Do you know if the Queen will be returning?

Very excited. It'll be fun to see everyone again.

Uh, excuse me.

Do you know where class 2STB is?

-Yeah, it's right over there. -Oh, thank you.

You got so shitfaced last night.

- I didn't. - You did.

- You so were. - That's a lie.

That's a lie. That's a lie!

Seriously, you need to pull yourself together.

What are you talking about? You were completely out of it.

Exactly. Exactly, man. You were so fucked up. What are you talking about?

Oh my God, stop. It's not true.

- It was ten minutes, tops. -It was for a half hour.

I can hear you guys enjoyed yourselves this summer.

Hi. Lene?

Hey. It's so great to finally meet you.

Oh yeah, my name is Ove. I wanted to welcome you.

Welcome to our class. You will do great here.

Bless the Fatherland!

What's up?

- Look who just showed up. -I'm very sorry that we're late.

But Kalle had to make sure his hair was perfect before we could leave.

Looking good, Kalle!

-Of course he did. -It took him two hours.

Two and a half, I don't know.

-Hi. -Kalle.

-Lena. -Lene. Pleasure.

Len-a.

-Hmm? -It's not Lene. It's Len-ah.

You know…

Excuse me?

-The Håkan Hellström song. -Okay.

- -Okay, forget about that.

My mom was playing it this morning. It's her favorite.

I don't know what you're talking about, but hi, Lena, nice to meet you.

Everyone hurry and find your seats so we can start. Hurry up now.

Margrethe, what did you think of the pen?

Was that from you?

Yeah, I just found it and it made me think of you.

'Cause you're a princess and stuff.

- Okay, everyone! -Thank you.

Yes.

It's nice to have everyone here.

First off, thank you all for joining me, and welcome back to school.

Seeing all of your smiling faces is making me realize

that our summer vacation is far too short.

Okay, we have a new student joining our class today, and her name is Lene.

She's sitting next to Karl Johan.

So if you haven't had a chance to say hi to her yet, you can do so now.

-Hey, Lena. -Hi, Lene.

-Hello. -Hello.

Hello.

Len-ah.

- I'm sorry. -Her name's Len-ah.

She's named after that Håkan Hellström song.

Oh, let me see.

Oh, what do you know? Lena.

I'm sorry, Lena. I don't know how I mixed that up.

I'll know it now. Lena, Lena, Lena.

Okay, uh, anyways,

you might have guessed, but I'm your teacher this year.

- - Hi.

-Good morning, sweetie. - We need more milk.

- How'd it go? - Good.

What were they like?

Did you call them "Your Royal Highness?"

Mom.

Did they have bodyguards?

It's unbelievable what they choose to spend our taxes on.

Don't bring your political opinion into this.

- The king seems like a nice guy. - I like that we have a royal family.

-He genuinely seems to care. -The exact opposite of a democracy.

They don't actually have any real power.

It's vital for the monarchy to keep in touch with the people.

- Well, but of course. Who said that? -Princess Diana did.

-You like her. - Yeah.

-See ya. - Working out?

-Uh, yes. - Can you take Theodor with you?

I'm going for a run.

Up! Think of it as a training exercise. We need to make a run to the grocery store.

Come. Hi.

- All right. Add diapers to the list. -You ready?

Whoa!

You are done.

Are you kidding?

- -Are you cold, baby?

Let's put on your beanie.

- -Shh. Come on, let's get this on.

Here's your jacket.

- -Hey, it's okay. Let's get you out.

Whoa!

Lena?

Are you also doing hill training?

This is the best spot in Nordmarka.

But from the look of it, you're not here for that.

-Where are you going with that little guy? -Uh, he's my baby brother. Uh…

We were heading to Ullevålseter, and then my phone…

My phone died, and the stroller got stuck,

and my mom's gonna be waiting for us back home and…

I've never ran here before.

Okay. So you're a little off track, am I right?

Yeah.

You can say that.

Where did you start from?

Uh, Grevling Street. By the tennis court.

The tennis court? Yeah, it's right over there.

Just down that path and you're there.

Oh.

Uh, okay.

Shit, look, you were right.

- That's a good thing, isn't it? - Yeah. Ooh!

- -Was that fun?

Sit down.

- -There you go, little man.

Thank you for helping us.

No sweat.

Anything to avoid running up those hills again.

Ew!

No, wait a second. Don't scratch. Wait, don't scratch, don't scratch.

What is that?

Just hold still.

Uh…

Ah!

Look.

It's intact.

I hate bugs, so…

If you end up getting a rash, uh,

or itching, you should probably call your doctor.

But I think you'll be fine.

You don't need to suck out the venom or anything?

- Isn't that for a snake bite? - Hm, right, yeah.