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Hang on now.Just hang on now, baby.
- Take it slow. Take it slow. - Hello, and welcome to-
-Just take it slow. -
Hi. Tom Newman. Can you take this, please?
- Yeah. Hi. - Thank you. You gonna live?
Yeah, now I'm on solid ground.
I can't tell you how grateful I am you waited till you got out of it before you puked.
- Now I'm gonna puke. - Be nice.
- I love you. - David, stop it. David, knock it off!.
- Stop it. - David, don't bug your sister.
What'd I do?
David, don't bug pretty girls because they won't pay attention to you later on in life.
- Uh, the car's right there. - Great.
- Is that our ride? - Yes.
Sweet!
- Who wants front seat? - Me.
All right. You got it.Jump in.
All right.
Got it? Here. Okay. Come on,Jess.
- How do you get in? - You just climb up,Jess.
- I'm wearing a skirt. - I'm not gonna look. I'm your dad.
Let's just jump in here, or we'll be here all day. For crying out loud.
Look at that!
David, look at the zebra. Look at the zebra. See him in there?
- Look. Right through there. - Yeah.
So, is everyone having a good time? David?
- Yeah, it's awesome. - Good.Jess?
Hello!
- I'm sorry. What's your name? - Mike.
Mike. Mike, how far is it to Lake Kadimba by chopper?
Oh, about two hours. They'll come pick you up in the morning though.
- Okay. - Hey, David! Look over there!
Look at that!
Wow!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
-Jess, hey, sweetie. Look! - What?
So what? I've seen one at the zoo.
Look at her. It's pathetic!
Could that bathing suit be any skimpier? My God!
Somebody needs to tell her she's not 1 6 anymore.
- Hey, not so loud. - kk
- You're talking too loud. - So what?
Hey.
- Mmm. - Hmm.
- It's paradise. - I told you so.
- Want a taste of something wonderful? - Yeah.
- Mmm. - You like that?
My God.
Don't tell me they're gonna have sex in the pool.
- You do? - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- David, try this. - What is it?
Well, the Zulu call it itibani.
- Itibani? - Yeah.
- What does that mean? - Warthog.
- - Warthog?
Check it out. You'll like it.
Yes?
Tastes like chicken.
Chicken? Tell the warthog that.
Jess, want to try some?
- No, thanks, Dad. I'm your daughter, the vegetarian. - Right.
I don't eat characters from The Lion King, especially not Pumbaa.
- - What's so funny?
Uh, nothing. I-
- I just thought it was funny. That's all. - Well, it's not, okay?
Hang on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let me do it.
Jess.
You gotta cut your old dad some slack here, honey.
What's going on with this?
- I hate it here. - Okay.
I hate the dust. I hate the heat. I hate the stupid animals and-
- - And?
Why did you have to marry her?
Jessica, I fell in love with her. I love her.
- I thought you loved Mom. - I do love your mom, but not the way married people do.
See, sometimes things change, people change.
- Your mom is okay with it- - I love you. I love Mom. I want it to stay that way.
I know you do, but it's not gonna stay that way, honey.
- It can't- - I wanna go home.
I know you wanna go home, baby. You can't go home.
Look, you got a perfect opportunity just to get to know Amy a little bit.
I don't want to.
I want to go home.
She doesn't want to be your mother. She doesn't want to be your best friend.
She just wants a chance.
- Honey,just give her- - I want to go home.
- Oh, baby. - I want to go home.
I just want to go home.
- I think this was a mistake. - What was a mistake?
Coming here. This trip.
Forcing it.
Honey, you two guys had to get together sometime.
How long were you gonna put it off?
Look. We're married, and she's just gotta get used to it.
I mean, what can I say? She's a 1 4-year-old teenage girl.
Yeah. She's scarier than any animal out here.
- I promise you that. - Frightening.
But she'll get over it. I promise you.
What can I do to make it better?
Mmm.
What can I do to make it better?
The eland, David, has a long nose and it has four legs.
And a gazelle has- I don't know- the same thing. What the heck.
- There he is. Hey! - Good morning.
- How are you? - Yeah, I'm doing well. And yourself?.
- It's Brian, right? - Yeah, that's right. Good morning. Sleep well?
- Good morning. Yeah. - Good. So you ready for our game drive?
Why does it have to be so early?
It is the best time to view the animals.
Once the sun's up, it's gonna just get way too hot.
- I'd rather be sleeping. - Oh, I don't think so.
- So, let's get going. Come on. - Let's do it.
- I wish you were coming. - I work. You play.
I love you.
- Can I sit in the front? - Can he sit in front?
- Sure. - After you.
Give Dad a hug. All right!
Watch your head.
Okay, now, the two of you...
try against all your natural instincts to have a nice time.
Okay? Don't bug your sister.
- Bye-bye. - So this should be fun, right?
No? Okay.
Guys, take a look. That over there- that's the Crocodile River.
It's not much of a river, is it?
You should see it after the first summer rains. It's teeming with wildlife.
- Are there crocodiles? - Sure.
Are we actually gonna see some animals, or are you just gonna talk about 'em all day?
Well, how about we do some off-roading then?
- I thought we were off-roading. - No, I mean off off-roading.
Hold on, guys.
- Um, Mr. Ranger? - Yeah, buddy?
- I gotta go. - Go where?
Go.
All right. Hold on.
So you said you've gotta go?
- There it is. - Oh, no way.
- What's the matter? Take it. - No, thanks.
- Why? - I don't need to pee.
- Come on then. Let's go. - Whoa.
Brian, do you think this is a good idea?
- With him like this, I think it's a very good idea. - I mean for safety reasons.
I've got the rifle. He'll be fine, and so will you two. We'll see you now.
All right. Let's go find a bush for you to go do what you need to do.
- Is that okay? - Yeah.
They won't see you. I promise you. You'll be fine.
Go behind this tree over here. Give me a shout when you're done and I'll keep an eye out.
Um, excuse me?
- What's up? - I don't have any toilet paper.
- But you've got grass. Use it. - Grass?
- David, you're in Africa. In Africa- -
What is it?
Look,Jessica, I know this is hard.
- It's hard for both of us, but if we could just- - Something's wrong.
- I know. That's what I'm saying. - No. Something is wrong!
Oh, my God.
Get behind me.
- Oh, my God. -
- Oh, my God! There's another one! - David!
Good.
Where is it? Shit!
- What? - He took the keys!
David, when I tell you to move, we're gonna go backwards together.
David!
- David! -
David!
David! David!
David!
- Why isn't it working? - It has to be on,Jess.
Do something!
David! David!
- Hey! - What are you doing?
Hey! Over here! Over here!
- Hey! -
Over here!
- Over here! -
Run! Run!
David! It's coming!
- Oh, my God. - It's coming!
- Open the door,Jess! -
- Open the door! - It won't open!
Open the door! Open the door!
- Hurry up! Push! - David!
Hurry up! Get in!
- - Come on! Quick! Get in!
- - Oh, my God!
- -
- Oh, my God! It's killing him! -
Oh! Help me.
Oh, my God!
- Close your eyes! -
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Stay down. Stay down, okay?
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. - Don't look!
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