Steven Universe

And Steven!

They're the team you love to hate, but also hate to love.

I love wrestling!

Ooh! Another devastating move by Purple Puma

and Tiger Millionaire tonight, folks.

Looks like Shark-O-Mania's seeing starfish

after that last one.

Let's finish him off with our special move.

Yeah, why not?

Take my hand.

Here it comes, y'all...

the Purple Millionaire Ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-ck!

And Shark-O-Mania's out cold.

Somebody put that fish on ice before it stinks up the joint.

Folks, Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma have done it again.

They are still your tag-team champions.

Will their special brand of jungle terror

ever come to an end?

Yeah! Don't ever stop!

Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma forever!

Such dedication to teamwork and friendship. What?!

Hey.

It's been fun, but... I'm over this.

W-What's going on?

I'm through with this place.

Here's your belt back.

Hey, now. That mic is expensive.

You can't just... Oh, no.

You're just gonna do that and leave?

Uh, sorry, everyone.

I guess this is over.

Bye, Mr. Smiley.

What an unbelievable shame, folks.

What?! That's it?

You can't quit now.

What a sad and anticlimactic end

to one of the greatest tag-team careers

to ever grace the squared circle.

Got my Saturday nights back.

Did you really mean what you said

about being through with wrestling?

Come on, Steven.

Wasn't that match kind of boring?

We don't need wrestling to have fun anymore, right?

Uh, right.

Yeah.

Let's go home and get some grub.

Hey, Sadie. Hey, Lars.

Can I get the special?

Uh...

Tiger. Aah!

He left wrestling at the height of his career.

Why-y-y-y?

Huh. Why don't you just ask Steven?

You and your theory.

Steven is not Tiger.

Tiger's ripped and like seven feet tall.

Well, I heard Purple Puma didn't want to do it anymore.

So what?!

Just because Purple Puma quit doesn't mean Tiger had to.

I also heard Tiger didn't think of that.

Well, he should have.

It's the least he could do for his fans.

Hmm...

Oh, it is him, right?

Now, I know these days, we're in a depression,

but underground wrestling is too big to fail.

We've got two new fighters on loan,

and they're here to collect.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Wolves of Wall Street.

We'll huff, we'll puff, and we'll blow your stocks down.

What a rip-off.

What's this?

It looks like we have a new challenger

making his way into the ring.

What mystery could possibly lie

beneath that identity-concealing shawl?

I don't believe it.

Tiger Millionaire, ladies and gentlemen!

You're wrong, Mr. Smiley.

Tiger Millionaire is gone forever.

He retired to his huge pile of money.

But he realized it didn't make him happy,

so here I am, ready to give back to the fans.

Tiger Philanthropist!

So, the millionaire becomes a philanthropist...

A person who gives money away.

But I ask you, can the Purple Puma's back-up make it solo?

Bring it on!

Hey, tough boy.

You need a loan to start a small business?

Oh, I'm actually pretty financially stable.

'Cause you've just been approved.

But I just said...

Oh, my dang.

Billy Bank Assets just got a taste

of the Philanthropist business-loan elbow.

Howl Jones is still in this match, though.

He's gonna make a withdrawal.

Oh! Overdraft.

This should cover your medical bills.

What a generous wrestler.

Oh, what?

Looks like Shark-O-Mania is back for revenge

with a new partner... The Sea Wasp,

which is a very poisonous type of jellyfish.

Ha. Looks like we'll have to give 'em the ol' Purple Pu...

Man, how's Tiger gonna get out of this fishy situation?

Oh. He hit them with a charitable take-donation.

And now a venture catapult-ist.

Did you see that?

He's paying for their medical bills, too.

It looks like this philanthropist is the real deal,

ladies and gentlemen.

No one is leaving here tonight unimpressed.

Hi, Lars.

Uh... What?

So...

How was your evening?

Fine, I guess.

Kind of boring.