Her Fatal Ways 3 (表姐，妳好嘢！3 大人駕到)

Sheng, hell with you?

Reading such a magazine when there's flooding in China?

What fallows "the party's mother to me"?

"The party is home to me"

and what follows "ll listen to mother"

"I have this home"

and the next?

Are you ready? Come on

we Chinese have gone through a lot

so we must exercise our breathing

to dive and save in case of need

longer the control, the more people you save

you're good for nothing

let's pray 10 minutes for the flood victims

What's wrong with you, sheng?

How can you have the flood victims

in such a shout time?

What if there's flooding

in other parts of China?

The water in e. China is not so salty

they didn't bathe. They stink

well, diving this afternoon you're good for nothing

you don't know the hardship without trying

no?

I can dive for 1 hour without coming up

let me show you right away

don't call me until half an hour later

it's not yet half an hour

I'm nimble. I am saving people

after saving,

I needn't stay so long

let me demonstrate once more

I've saved one more

next time tell me to go down to save

commissioner, an urgent call from central

Comrade

comrade shih-nan

what's your first impression of the capital?

It's large, and so is the tiananmen square

right, dozens of tanks can pass

the chief is visiting Hong Kong soon

make the necessary arrangement

what a heavy responsibility

Hong Kong's full of baddies

united democrats

crc, lu ping, etc...

Lu ping's our man

ok, not lu ping

they all rampage and go against us

and those malicious mudslingers

putting up posters

the chief might get scared

or fed up in hk

don't go to Hong Kong

there are cold-blooded underworld killers too

I know

since it's been decided. Let him go

otherwise, he may bad mouth us

right, right

and don't publicize the trip

to ensure his safe return

I assign this mission to you

okay

shih-nan, are you educated?

I'm an arts graduate from chung shan university

a graduate from the national breath control college

and a senior certificate holder of the sale management

and...

Good, you're educated

have you read quotation from chairman mao?

Mao thought? I memorize every line

read some to me

good, thought mao

then I can read the dictionary backwards

tion-die

you are crossing me?

Okay

sheng, what's your educational standard?

I'm a university...

Undergraduate

what class?

Applying

my education may be so so

but have esp

don't start that

stop cheating with magic

go through the data closely

before arranging

the chief's hk itinerary

okay

1, 2, 3, eat, 1, 2, 3, eat...

Auntie, when can we eat?

Do you understand?

Yes

you may eat

do you need the 9th portion?

No, we're not so greedy

not bad

compliments to the chef

that won't be necessary

your candy cakes are nice

are they? Why haven't I got my portion?

No meal is complete without them

no?

Impossible

they're all here

you've eaten eight wet napkins?

Miss, it's all right. Please take them away

what a shame

An earthquake?

It's sinking!

Sinking? Only a ship sinks

your attention please: There's a slight trouble

engines 1 and 2 have broken down

check for yourselves

yes, yes, the plane won't turn over this way

don't do this

we'll keep flying with engine three and four

but...

We'll be late for 1 or 2 hours

it's better late than never

we're lucky if we arrive late

the plane taken by my classmate's brother

crashed and over 900 bodies were discovered

don't exaggerate

what plane can carry so many passengers?

It crash-laned on a cemetery

hell with you!

Ladies & gentlemen,

there's now an accident

what now?

Don't worry

1-2 engines mean 1-2 hours' delay

3-4 mean

3-4 hours' delay only

we're not in a hurry

with all engines gone,

the plane's falling!

Try to escape!

There's one way out

when the plane's 4 feet

from the ground

we jump

and we'll be all right

I have another way out

use parachutes. Comrade, lend me one

put it on

let me use it, please

pilot, can you hear me?

We'll in parachute. Open the door!

This is not the intercom

it's helmet for your head

what are you doing?

Jump for my life

this is not a parachute, it's a life jacket

this isn't a helmet either, it's an oxygen mask

I demonstrated them before the take-off

but you cared only

about eating ad shows

and kept staining at me only

what's the matter with you? Come back to your seat

the plane is all right

it's all right

it's all right

please return to your seats

Those people look like ants

they are ants!

We're alive. We don't see him

comrade, have we reached Hong Kong?

Due to engine trouble,

we were forced to land in cks airport

it's all right now

we're safe

it's Taiwan's cks airport

Taiwan?

Are you all right?

Yes, yes

please have your papers ready

for security check

tear off all your papers

why?

We are landing on Taiwan

is Taiwan liberated?

No, but we can't expose our identities

to avoid falling into the hands of the kuomintang

what about the people's daily?

Tear it too

and renminbi?

Tear it too

th e n renmin"?

Tear it too

what did you say?

You won't understand

just tear a little bit, okay? Like this

have you torn it?

How is it?

Swallow it

I won't

if the kuomintang

discovers these