Little Miss Rawther (ലിറ്റില്‍ മിസ്സ് റാവുത്തര്‍)

The scene should open mid-way.

A small boy clambers up the attic.

Ugh! If the attic collapses,

ARRI's camera and cameraman.. dead meat!

For the time being, let the kid climb.

Otherwise the shoot won't happen.

The heroine in the poster of father's blue film gets wings... courtesy of the son.

Might just get lucky if Cinema Paradiso Club finds it worthy of discussion.

As he stands upon the wall... the fact that he is a failed movie-man,

And that he's trying to run his house making pornos, should be clear.

Protagonist Shobhana...

Seen here, grinding her life away for the blunder she committed 8 years ago...

in a symbolic shot.

Reason for Shobana's blunder. Chandradas.

This forbidden apple! Heh!

Would be really cool if somebody finds out the brilliance some day!

Slow motion could be better, right?

Nah! Maybe not...

No... let it stay slow motion.

Without any idea, illiterate Shobhana

Signs upon many papers.

Chandradas, tempted to speak the truth...

You took good care of me.

I think it's time. Let him speak...

But...

I have never loved you!

I had affairs with many women.

Before I go...

I felt you should know all of this.

Not right to leave, playing you for a fool, right?

Finally, the forbidden apple

Is cut in half. One half for the baby...

Rest for Naina herself.

Nai.. Naina.. Why...

But why did I think about Naina?

Naina...

Naina...

Naina... Nai...

Shit!

Naina!

More than a hundred movies a year

Just about fifty two Fridays

Thousands of assistant directors

A handful of producers

Harthal... Recession...

Floods...

Not a penny in hand!

Depression!

Writer's block!

And...

Naina too!

Sir!

No one here?

- Sir! Sir, do you need books? - Yeah!

- Who's that? - Ah!

Hi sir! I am from KS Books.

Do you need any books?

Nuh... Nope!

- Shall I ask, say, 3 questions? - 3 to 4 years for a movie to start?

3 to 4 years for a movie to start?

Do you atleast have a steady income?

What?

Sir, from the 3 questions, if you answer 2 right,

I will give you this book at 70% discount.

May I ask, sir?

Ha! Ask!

Is Qutab Minar or Taj Mahal

Taller?

Listen, we have seen that One Man Show movie!

My dear kiddo! He does not have any money. You go home.

Auntie! Do you need any books? I will give you nice discount.

- Aha! What books do you have? - Well that...

- Kaliyikka! - Ah! Tell me bro?

- Bro, I... - Aah! Don't say a word!

While writing you got reminded of Naina, eh?

My dear bro, instead of brooding over Naina, go get ready.

- What for? - Friends have landed. Just get set.

I will be back in a jiffy! Swoosh!

Hmm!

Shucks! No current!

The fuse must be loose again.

Why can't you be of any use?

Everything here needs my attention.

Boy, did you write anything today?

Nuh... No!

It's 2 to 3 months since you started feeding me apples

Ask him to write and there comes writer's block... Dammit!

Move aside.

You!

Come!

What is your name?

- Naina! - Eh?

Naina Rawther.

Naina Rawther, 1st Year, EEE.

At the first sight, when I fell in love, I told my friends,

"Bro, I think I love her!"

Listen! Find what she loves the most.

And then chase it!

Ugh!

Using her favourite peanut candy

To pursue her...

- Is stalking, right? - Nah! Chasing, bro!

Can't blame them...

Gautham Menon, Vineeth Srinivasan and Alphonse Puthren have all corrupted them

Me too...

- You only! Hmm! - Hey!

Hmm!

Kid! This bindi...

Wear it on him.

Let me see... Go on...

Don't do it with your hands. Do it without your hands.

Do it!

Dude! Hey! Hey! If you start bending now, you wil have to do this for all 4 years.

Got it?

Hmm.

Damn!

If you are a woman, boys will stare, might ask you to hug, might ask you to kiss

So just oblige... That's the duty of a woman...

That's progressiveness... Anybody with such opinions has some serious issue.

Abhijith Chandradas!

Hmm...

Third year Mech.

So! You lift all women who are short?

It was those times... Had not heard that much about political correctness.

Pea..pea..peanut jaggery candy...

You are 24 carat gold!

Gets angry when I cling on to you!

The desire is to hug you..

To woo her, I borrowed clothes and money from ...

And wasted 1 whole year.

I am a desperate lover...

Forget that you lifted me that day...

Now you use it as an excuse to pursue me!?

The urge of eating a peanut candy...

The insides rumble like waves.

Lust!

Urgency!

Romance!

We are not a match at all... I mean... just look at us!

Bribed all the MH boys with 7 full MH brandy.

For the salsa competition, Naina did not get even one partner.

Are you ok baby with me... Are you the heaven?

Pea..pea..peanut jaggery candy...

You are 24 carat gold!

Gets angry when I cling on to you!

The desire is to hug you...

This heart is thirsty

I have lost all breaks and fallen, Naina!

There were 3 stitches to her jaw.

Many trolls against us... Posts and comments on FB... Crap!

Isn't it during such times that humans get wise.

It's when I decided not to cause any more trouble that...

That day that to this date is a mystery to me and my friends.

Uh...

Look, in any relationship,

The first eight months will be on a high

Due to oxytocin, serotonin, endorphin... and many such hormones.

It's the next 8 months that counts.

That's when obstinacy, revenge, ego, fights...

So even that period...

If we survive... that is,

Then, maybe, I will start taking you seriously.

Hmm! Understood!

- Huh! Dude! Come on! - Nope!

Did not understand

- I think I will give you a shot, Ab. - Eh?

Hmm!?

- Will work, right? - You bet, it'll work!

- Oh dear! - It's a handshake!

Ok!

- Alright! - Alright! See you!

- Bye! - Ah! Bye, Naina!

She is saying, we are going to work...

- It worked? - Yeah!

- Rawther has fallen! - Yay!!!

Rawther has fallen!

In your name, everyone killed me!

The boy's family when they bought the suitcase, they told something.

Will you change that Whatsapp DP?

Eh! The one with the dog?

No way!

Don't change the DP.

- Isn't it haram for us, child? - No!

Who said it's haram?

- It's orange right? - Yes madam.

Sister... Orange juice...

- Drink the juice. - Hmm!

So what!?

Well, some men... when they see pregnant ladies... love soars a little bit.

Not to worry... It's just their hormones.

Jeffy! Bring me the shoes.

- Uh..! - Aiyo!

Ugh!

- Jeffy! Whatsapp! - Ah!

Shafeeq. Voice note.

Shafeeq!

The shoes that has been sent now is not the right fit.

Didn't I tell you that my shoe size is 6?

Now what will I do tomorrow?

Hey OCD lady! Chill!