The first 200 lines.
Anyway, what, what were you saying?
The dress? Yes. I, I I don't know where the,
where the one you wore to, to Sarah's wedding there.
The, the, the blue, the blue one
with the, oh, well see, that's what I mean.
I have no idea though.
If you think about it, A wedding
is kind of corporate, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Ours, ours won't be like that.
I'm just, look,
when did I become an expert on this stuff?
You know? Ask your sister.
No, I know. I do care. Okay. I'm just, I'm just tired.
No, I didn't sleep on the plane, but it's fine.
I'll, you know, I'll knock out for a bit
before heading over to Nicole's.
Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine.
I'm just, you know, wondering if I should have even come.
I, I, I just feel like, you know, if I, if I,
if he does show up, you know, it could turn the shit
and could backfire and,
and if he doesn't show up it,
it'll be just a huge waste of time.
So I, I just dunno if I have the energy
for it anymore, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna keep reaching out.
I just, I'm not gonna go crawl into him, you know, so.
Yeah. Yeah. I will. Alright, well, thank you. Okay.
I love you. I you're gonna crush it tomorrow. Okay.
I'm, I'm walking in here, so I, I'm gonna let you go,
but I'll call you later.
All right. Love you. Bye-Bye.
Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Gimme
That.
- Oh my. Do you look down outta me. Oh my God.
Hey, hey, buddy. Don't ever do that again.
You're, you staying in the house with me here?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Isn't that great? That's
- Great, - Dude.
How dope is this place?
It's incredible, right? It's huge. Yeah.
The school is covering all this. Oh
Yeah.
I mean, for the first time ever,
they're not being cheap asses. Yeah.
- Right. - Oh.
But you can guarantee this is gonna come back to us,
you know, donating to the alumni fund.
Ugh. Right, right, right, right, right.
- True. Not that you can't afford it. Hot shot.
- Ah, get the fuck outta here, man. On. Hey.
- None of that modest shit. Not around me, dude.
I see you when I'm my fucking tv when
I'm flipping through the channels.
You're interviewing all of my sports heroes.
- Yeah, I bet you jerk off to it too, don't you?
- Jin's lotion right next to me every night, baby. Oh, no.
But dude, seriously, big job. Big network.
You're newly engaged,
You know, newly engaged.
- You ever heard of a little site called Facebook?
- That's right. Oh, you know, nothing's a secret anymore.
You know, I can't, I can't keep anything private. Really,
Dude, I saw some pictures with you
with a little bow tie and the little news
Boy act.
Oh, dude, come on man. That's extra, extra.
That's not my idea, by the way, but, oh,
Dude.
But seriously, man, like, I'm, I'm really pumped for you.
That's exciting stuff.
Thanks, man. Thank you.
So, so are we the first ones here? No one else is. Oh yeah.
Showing up yet? Just
You and me, baby.
- Cool. Alright. - You want a beer?
Yeah. In a minute I'm gonna kind
of settle into my room here
and just kind of, you know, take my stuff out.
So, hey. Whoa, we're working out a little bit?
Yeah, that's nice. A little bit. Alright.
I was actually gonna take this room.
Yeah, but you know what, man? If you
want it, you can, you can have it.
- Okay? Yeah. Cool. Thanks man. Yeah, good deal.
It's cool. I'll, I'll see you out there, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
- Been together for like 10 years. Some sophomore year.
Hey. Hey.
You two are still together, huh?
- Right? I did. I was just saying the same thing.
High school sweethearts. That's you
True love right there. Huh? Hey buddy.
Hey to see you. Good to see you, man. To
See you.
Hey, look who it is. Gimme a
Hug here.
Great to see you. Great
To see you.
Not you. No. Fuck off. So, how's it going guys?
What, 10 years now and, no, no ring on the finger.
After six months, my girl was bugging me for one
and I finally put one on it.
- Congratulations. That's amazing. Thank you
So much.
- Yeah, that's great. Where's the bathroom?
Right around the corner. I good? Yep. Yep. You got
It?
Yeah. I'm actually gonna step outside too
and make a quick phone call.
So let's catch up when I get back in though, huh? Buddy?
Yeah, sure. Cock a beer for me. Yeah.
Alright, cool.
Oh, well,
you heard the man should have cracked some cold ones.
Well, I don't know.
We we're pretty tired from the drive in.
You know, we came in late, so I
think we're just gonna maybe stop.
Oh, you guys drove, huh? Yeah. Your
Call has been forwarded to an automatic
voice message system.
Hey, buddy, it's me, it's, it's Liam.
Not sure if you got my text,
but I am in town for a day
for like a class reunion.
So I sent you the address.
We're at a house over on Fallen Drive.
They're putting us up in some Airbnbs.
Hey, do you want me to wake you up
before we go to McCool's?
No, no, no. We'll just, it's cool.
We'll set an alarm, you know.
Hey, what, what time are you trying to leave?
Like an hour from now, you know?
Gotta get a little pre-game in me.
Okay, man. Alright, cool,
Cool.
Yeah, we're gonna be grabbing some drinks at McCool's
and then just hanging here at the house
after, so, you know, feel free to join for
any or all the above.
It'd be nice to see you, man. So gimme a call. All right.
Lemme know. I Okay, bye.
Hey, how's it going?
- Oh, - Bingo.
Hey, how about work guys? I just made it hand to God.
Made it with my eyes closed. Awesome.
That's great, man. Congrats. Yeah,
Seriously.
I, I did. I'll do it again. Could you?
Yeah, I think I'd like to see that
You're watching your life. Yeah.
- Yeah. I'll come over here so I can get a good view.
- What? - Why didn't we do anything in high school?
- Were you interested? - You're gonna act surprised?
- Or was it that obvious? - Weren't you a good student?
- What are you implying? - Did I miss my chance?
You guys weren't even watching.
- I was watching. We - Were watching.
What are you guys talking about?
- Nothing. Just - Family.
Oh yeah. Speaking of family.
How your little brother doing? He in prison yet?
- Funny. No, he's kind of the opposite actually.
I heard he just graduated the local police academy. So
You're a liar.
That, that's what I
Heards.
Seriously. They give that, get a firearm,
That stop.
You guys are always so mean to him.
I'm not being mean. I'm genuinely
concerned for public safety.
Are you gonna see him while you're here?
- Yeah. That's kind of the reason I came out.
So, yeah. Hopefully
I call bullshit.
I think you just out here to brag about your perfect life
and remind us of how shitty ours is.
- Well, yeah, that's just like a little cherry on top.
- Alright, - On that note, I'm gonna go change.
Hey, don't ever change.
Can we play some bags now?
- Yes, let's do it. - Oh, you gonna hit it,
Dude, I'm engaged.
Exactly. Engaged. I'm married.
I'm pretty sure engaged is just French for Not yet.
The old medium would've never given up an
opportunity to get laid.
- Yeah. Well, I guess I matured a little in the last decade.
Yeah, well, that maturity deal me out.
What's the deal? You don't have a
girlfriend? Nah, nothing.
- Well, I did, but you know, she wasted seven years
of my life, so now I don't.
Oh, shit. Sorry about that.
That's good, man. She was crazy.
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