A Lifetime Treasure (如珠如寶)

Once upon a time

probably in 1919A.D.

When the Ice Age just ended

The World War was on the verge

On the southeast coast of Hainan Island

Area at exit A of the West Suez Canal near Scotland Yard

People suffered from inflation and plague

They could barely survive

Like the old saying: Doctors are like your parents

One should offer free medical help

Be loyal to the nation, offer one good deed a day

Be determined to save the world

Surprisingly in this small fishing village

There were full of hidden heros

Once in a hundred years

There would be five great elders...

with amazing talent...

very flexible body...

and hair to their belly

Natural beauty

Still growing up in their sixties

No offense, but

Really we are not scaring you

Let's make it short. Although honesty prevails

We should do the right thing, even if they're forbidden...

before it's too late

Because of this

My grand grand father, Master Yuen...

who invented the nursing home...

was honored MBE CEO MVP...

and gave the elders some jewelry...

so they could retire in peace

"Rainy Cloud Founder Rainy Cloud Hung"

"Rainy Cloud's staff A Fong Si Chun"

I have a conspiracy

"Rainy Cloud's staff B Tai Ling Lok"

The world is full of conspiracies

What are you up to, boss?

I want to end this

Don't die so young, boss

Dominate

I want to dominate...

the whole market of nursing home

There is just one nursing home in this area

Why take it so long?

Chun, help me to finish it

Hey, you guys don't move

But boss, is it illegal?

I won't do anything illegal...

but you will

You will be promoted when it's done

Okay?

Yes thank you boss, thank you boss

You're welcome

Boss, where should I sit?

You can sit in the toilet bowl

"On Hei Nursing Home"

Oh

How come there's so much work to do?

I'm so busy

The international Hua Tuo Association...

asked me to develop a new Chinese medicine

Urology in Columbia...

invite me to give a speech

And there's a huge project underway...

on how to replace human organs with Chinese sausages

Ching Ching

What?

Which sausages do you prefer, liver or pork?

Liver sausage

Liver sausage

This device is too old, I can see nothing

Why so blurry?

The ants clearly painted its nails, why can't I see it?

Ching Ching

What's the matter?

Buy some Hubble Space telescopes

Do you realize...

one ant, one Hubble

Like our nursing home

one elderly, one nurse

five elders, five nurses

How considerate

I, myself, can take care of at least five elders

No, one on one, understand?

One to five

No

- Yes - No

Sure

I'll put on some notice

Go! Go! Go!

"Recruit"

This nursing home is like a haunted house

Doesn't match my style at all

Oh Rainy Cloud Group is hiring?

I'll be there in a bit

Wow $1500 a month, nice

Food and housing subsisdies included, I want to do this

Everything inclusive, let's do this

Let's do this

Hey, you guys want the job?

Yes

It's her

Any job experience?

A lot

Are you sincere?

Yes sure

I'll take you guys to the Chief then

Thanks

She's perfect

Get things done first, okay?

Hello

I know, follow me

Help her to get the plate

No need

- Are you dumb - No,

I haven't been in love for long

Give me a reason to live, okay?

Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes

One missing

Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes, Ching Ching

- Chief - That's right

They are the applicants

- Oh, the applicants - Hello, Chief,

I'm Chun

I'm Lok

- Nice, looking good - Not too bad

Let me check your health first

Healthy body but unhealthy heart

Watch out for a heart surgery

And you

Healthy heart but not a kind one

No worries, we can fix it

Let me check their IQ as well

Let me ask you: Do you know...

the answer to 1+1?

Idiot, you have one more chance

1+1... it's 11

11, so stupid

How come you don't know?

I asked did you know the answer to 1+1

It's easy! Just answer "Yes" or "No"

Dumber than pig

Your turn, 1+1 equals to?

Yes

- He's stupid - Yes

1+1 equals to 2, stupid

They are so dumb, let's take them

Thanks Chief, thanks Chief

I will teach you guys

Don't forget your meds, Chief

Okay

Let me show them around

- Okay - Follow me

- Bye, Chief - Bye

When should I take the meds?

As you like

What's my disease by the way?

Think about it yourself

Wow

These are for ovulation

Everyday at 9am, they get up, get washed...

and have breakfast

Then they have bowel movement at 11am

Have lunch at 12pm

Then workout

Playing card game is their workout

Since they need much time to think

They usually finish the game at 7pm

Then it's the debate session with the Chief

Today's topic is...

How to hedge borscht against cream soup

At 10pm, they are about to sleep

Before that, you must read them poems

Read all 300 poems

Then they'll fall asleep...

Till the next day morning

Ching Ching, what time do you get off work?

11pm

That's late, I guess I need to walk you home

No need

Sexy

Uncle Dragon

This is Uncle Dragon

He is muted, so he can keep secrets

I understand

You know sign language?

No, I understand what you just said

Ching Ching, what's that on his head?

Oh, those are...

his hair

So cocky, I'll find someone to beat her up

Pick me, I want to

Really, there's no need to find someone else

We use this ladder to go up and down

Don't get too fat

Okay

This is Uncle Leung

Hey, do you think he is...

No, he's fine, it's too early for that