Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online

I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!

I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!

I don't wanna die!

Chill out, Llenn.

You're so teeny, it'll be a miracle if a bullet hits you.

One just grazed me!

Well, I'll scoop up your bons

and give you a proper burial, then.

I'm not dead yet, darn it!

- Good luck. - Shut up! You don't mean it!

If I die in here, I'm gonna curse you all!

I swear I'm gonna haunt you!

If she really died here,

would she haunt us in-game or IRL?

Interesting concept, Pito.

Knowing Llenn and how smart she is,

I have a feeling she'd figure out how to haunt us everywhere.

You guys suck!

Even if I don't die,

I'm gonna haunt you both!

There's another one.

- All of them are red. - And now it's on.

All the teams are gonna converge on her.

- Poor old Llenn. I hope she's gonna be okay.

- She's in a tough spot, but this is SJ 3.

When we decided to team up for it,

we knew something like this would happen.

I knew it.

I shouldn't have signed up for this!

A lazy afternoon.

Ah.

Today's perfec--

Oh?

Hmm.

Ah!

- I just got a text with some news you should hear.

- If it's about work, forget it.

Right now I hold the record for sleepiest person in

the world so if you say anything--

anything that keeps me awake,

I'll give you such a beating.

And rip your pecker off.

- Uh, okay, but the third Squad Jam's just been announced

and I thought that maybe--

I'm signing up for it!

I'm doing Squad Jam again and so are you!

- But it's the day after

your last show of the tour!

- It's the day after, so we're good!

- Well, lookie here! It's my Llenn! What's up?

It's been way too long, Pito!

- I swear, girl, it feels like I haven't seen you in ages!

God, you're just as cute as ever, aren't ya?

- You shrank, didn't ya? - You're crushing her.

Cut it out.

I bet you're just itching to blast away in SJ 3.

- Hmm. I never said I'd be signing up

for it this time around.

You won't? Really?

You're telling me the chick who won the first Squad Jam--

the same chick who beat me and took second in SJ 2--

is gonna sit this one out and deny me the chance

to get my revenge?

You wouldn't do that. That's like chickening out.

- Whoa! I'm not falling for that one.

I fought you once, and to be honest,

once was enough for me. That was exhausting.

I'd rather not fight you again.

Uh, correction.

I'll never fight you again!

Aww, you're such a meanie.

And!

More importantly,

I have no reason to fight you again.

- True, so how 'bout you team up with me instead?

Uh?

Let's team up.

That way we won't be fighting each other.

We'll be on the same team and smokin' fools together.

It'll be the first time we'll be playing Squad Jam as friends!

Isn't that the coolest?

You and me, battle buddies?

Won't that be fun?

I guess. Maybe? I dunno.

No maybes about it, Llenn.

If you don't sign up this time,

you'll be breakin' a promise.

Your rematch with the Amazons, remember?

Congrats on your win.

But next time it's gonna be us.

Got it, munchkin?

- I'm ready any time you are, you Amazon.

How do you know about that?

I never told you. - Oh.

Your best friend Miyu got in touch and gave me all

the dirty deets about it.

Ah, that backstabber!

- Oh, stop. -

- There's nothing you can do about it now.

It'll be fun.

You're not doin' anything else

so do Squad Jam and make good on your promise to the Amazons.

You're gonna need strong teammates

to fight those ladies so I was thinking you and me

and M, of course.

And what the hell?

Let's invite Miyu to the party, too.

We'll be unstoppable!

Yay!

Listen to this!

Karen's gonna be teaming up with Pitohui and Fukaziroh!

- All right! Payback time!

- We'll get our revenge for SJ 1!

- We've been hoping for this battle.

- We are so gonna blast the hell out of 'em!

We shall crush them!

Get pumped, ladies!

all: Yeah!

- Yo, SJ 3's happenin'. Doin' it or what?

You can count me in.

- No reason for any of us not to do it, that's for sure.

It's settled, then.

I'm signin' our asses up.

- May the gods of machine guns protect us out on the field.

Plus us and our guns. Amen!

Yo, Open Bolt!

all: Open Bolt! Open Bolt!

- There's no way we're passing on this opportunity.

And there's no doubt we'll face the same teams again.

The Amazons who have one of the best leaders around.

Pink shrimp and her friend who are too tiny to hit.

And that freakin' psycho Pitohui and her mercs.

We need to train even harder.

Work on our tactics and strategies.

That's how we'll win.

Can I run an idea by you?

- What's up? - Well I've been thinking about

it for a while now and if no one minds,

I'd like to switch my job to sniper for this one.

- How come? - The wide open spaces.

Squad Jam's got it's fair share of 'em.

It can't hurt for us to have a sniper this time

who can shoot 800 meters out,

and with an auto rifle I can lay down the cover fire.

The problem is it's gonna change up our strategy,

so I wanted to get your opinion on it first.

- I say go for it. - Really? You sure?

- It's a new spin on things and in the end

it's a chance worth taking.

If it doesn't work out, I'll take the heat for it.

- Should we even bother signing up this time?

- Eh, we'll just get killed again.

Oh, come on!

Don't you want to get your revenge?

That bitch is definitely signing up!

We could hand her ass to her in front of everyone.

Don't you want that?

Or don't you guys have the guts to fight an enemy like her?

Whatever.

- Huh? - I'm signing up for it.

Oh!

This Squad Jam's gonna be rad!

You're signin' up, right, Sam? - I, uh--I don't know.

The other guys on my team say they're not so--

- Make up your mind, dammit! Be a man!

- - Ya got any plans that day?

- I don't. Just hangin' out.

- All right, you're signin' up, then.

I checked out the SJ 3 page.

As far as I can tell,

the rules and regulations are pretty much the same as SJ 2.

- Well, I heard that this time around once

the teams in play are whittled down,

they're gonna drop a whole new set of rules onto

the surviving teams.

- Do you know what these new rules are?

- Nah, they're keepin' 'em secret till the last minute.

Hmm.

Well, whatever.

The only reason I'm going for it this time

is to settle things with the girls of SHINC.

Hell yeah!

Let's get those Amazons!

We're gonna murderize 'em all!

Oh, Rightony and Leftania!