The American Ripper

Jack, please.

Jack, please, what are you doing?

Please. No, no, please don't, please.

No.

Stop, you're killin' him.

Stop!

No!

You stop.

No, no.

Hello, welcome.

Come on in.

You must be the Benellis.

Yes, we are.

And this is my wife Lola and I'm Bobby.

I am so glad you guys made it.

I'm Adaline Godfrey and this is the Lakeview.

It's amazing.

Wow.

- It looks great. - Yeah, it's beautiful.

Come check it out.

Of course, one of the first things you're going to notice

are the beautiful views of Curve Lake.

Wow.

And when the sun rises in the east,

you get spectacular sunlight rays shining through the home.

Yeah, it's really nice.

Let's go check out the dining room.

And don't you just love this chandelier?

It's crystal.

And the nice double tray ceiling

with a recessed lighting as well.

This room is so spacious.

Would you like to see the kitchen, Lola?

Sure.

Let's go.

And don't you just love this kitchen?

It is top of the line.

Wow.

And look at this cute little nook over here.

It's perfect for breakfast and coffee,

and of course, enjoying views of the lake.

Very nice, very nice.

The views of this lake are truly to die for.

Wow.

Okay, Bobby, you can appreciate this.

This glass is one half inch pane butted glass,

to give you that real panoramic feel.

Wow.

This house is gorgeous.

I just love it.

Oh my gosh.

This house is just perfect for us.

I just love this view.

What do you think, Bobby?

It's a really nice place.

I'm curious, such a beautiful home.

What happened to the previous owners?

Well, you see, they were having issues.

They were really struggling,

they couldn't make their payments

and unfortunately the bank took it back.

That's very interesting.

Yes, it's really sad.

They lost a beautiful home.

Babe, I just love this place.

This is such a perfect house for us

and it's so close to your law firm.

I think we should get it.

I think we should really get it.

Please, Bobby.

I think we should really have this place.

You really like this, don't you?

I love this place.

Oh, she loves it.

Please.

I really love this place. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

I guess whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.

Fantastic.

Aww, so cute.

- We'll take it. - Great.

I guess there's some paperwork

that we may have to fill out or

Don't worry about it. I will take care of everything.

But first, congratulations to you both.

You two made a really good decision here today.

You are going to love this home.

As a matter of fact, I can promise you,

you will not be disappointed.

Woo hoo hoo!

Woo!

Here's some Christmas stuff, babe.

Here.

We got so much stuff.

Bobby, what are you doing up there?

Bobby?

I have a lot of more boxes to give you.

Are you listening?

Come on, Bobby.

Bobby, what the hell are you doing out there?

I'll be right there, babe.

Come on!

Coming now.

Hey, mom.

Hey, honey.

I'm just calling you to see how everything is going.

We have a beautiful lake in front of us.

I never seen anything like that before.

- The mosaic's finished, Mrs. - Benelli. What do you think?

Oh, I love it, Johnny.

It looks awesome. You did a great job.

Yeah, really good.

Thank you so much.

I'm just putting on the finishing touches.

Yeah, it looks awesome.

It's all done. I think it turned out pretty good.

- I love it. - It's wonderful, Johnny.

How does the mosaic...

What do you think, Bobby?

Honey, what do you think?

Bobby, what do you think?

What do you think, Bobby?

Bobby, bobby.

Bobby.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Why?

Shit.

God what's this?

This doesn't work either?

Ugh.

Dammit.

Shit.

What the hell?

Lola, come here, please.

What happened, babe?

What happened? What's the problem?

It's a leak under the sink.

- Oh my God. - It's a brand new house

and there's things already breaking already.

The toilet bar broke.

What?

Now the sink's broken.

Can you do me a favor?

Can you take this piece

and bring it down to the old hardware store up the road?

Sure.

Thanks, babe.

By the way, babe, Jim and Jill are coming

in the evening for drinks,

so don't forget to be ready, okay?

Okay, sweetie, here you go.

I think this is what you're looking for.

Yeah.

So you say you just moved into the area?

Whereabouts did you move to?

We live just a few minutes down the road.

We live on the lake called Curve Lake.

Curve Lake?

I've never heard of Curve Lake.

I've lived here all my life

and I've never heard of Curve Lake.

Where did you say it was?

Well, it's right across the street where that resort is.

Oh.

Sweetie. That's not called Curve Lake.

That's called Bar cell on a Lake.

Bobby, I love the way you play guitar.

Thank you, babe.

Check this out.

Do you remember those old days back home?

Yes, I do.

Oh, Roger, he was dating Angela McCaffrey.

She was the high school beauty queen.

All she cared about was his money.

The funny thing is, he had no money.

The father is the one that had the money.

Oh, these great memories we had as kids, Jim.

I heard that story at least 100 times.

And I know every part of it.

Do you care for more wine?

- Yes, please. - Oh, that's be great.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm good, baby. Thank you so much, thank you.

You know, Jim, Jill, we love you both. We really do.

You guys are our best friends,

and we really appreciate you coming over tonight,

giving us this great wine that you brought over,

great spirits.

You are true friends,

and I really appreciate you being my buddy for so long.

I really do, Jim.

You mean a lot to me, man.

And your beautiful wife here, Jill. She's a sweetheart.

She really is.

Thankfulness and sincerity from both of us as well