Easy Come, Easy Go

* Here, there, everywhere

* A craze of love Is in the air *

* And I fall

* Mmm, day and night for

* So many girls In every port *

* You've got to be A juggernaut *

* Full speed ahead, Or you'll be caught *

* Oh, yeah

* Oh, yeah

* Easy come

* Easy go

* Up down, all around

* Kiss for kiss And pound for pound *

* Delicious

* Mmm, so nutritious

* Easy come, Easy go *

* Sailor, beware, Take it slow *

* Easy come, easy go

* All right

Uh-huh.

* When you want love To keep you warm *

* There's nothin' Like a uniform *

* You got a port In any storm *

* There she blows

* Easy come

* Easy go

* Look down, all around

* Kiss for kiss And pound for pound *

* Delicious

* Mmm, so nutritious

* Easy come, Easy go *

* Sailor, beware

* Take it slow

* Easy come, easy go

* Sailor, beware, Take it slow *

* Easy come, easy go

* Easy come * Easy come

* Easy go * Easy go

* Easy come * Easy come

* Easy go * Easy go

* Easy come * Easy come

* Easy go * Easy go

Hey, what do you suppose she's trying to tell us?

I don't know,

but whatever it is, I'm listening.

Hey, Teddy!

Judd!

How are you, old buddy?

Great. It's nice of you to go to all this trouble.

Dancing girl, a band playing.

It's quite a reception.

Well, it would've been better if you told me you were coming.

Now, how long you gonna be in town?

Oh, just a few days. Our ship's in the bay.

You, uh, you still deactivating those floating mines?

Yeah.

That's like playing underwater Russian roulette.

Do you expect to be a frogman all your life?

Frogman? Please.

It's explosive- ordnance-disposal man.

And the answer to your question is no.

What does that mean?

I'm practically a civilian.

Hey, that's great, man. Well, what are you gonna do?

Anything but go back in this racket with you.

Oh, now, wait a minute, all right.

We didn't make much money,

but we turned out some of the most beautiful sounds

you ever heard. Now, what do you say?

Thanks, but no, thanks.

I want you to meet my buddies.

Ensigns Tompkins and Whitehead,

Lieutenant Schwartz. This is Judd.

Hi, fellas. How are you?

I want you to meet the band.

Hey, guys!

I want you to--

Are you the same guys that were here yesterday?

You forgot the organ grinder.

Oh, no, no, no. She doesn't swing.

She just likes to dance.

She comes down to rehearsals

because she figures it's good exercise--yoga.

You could still introduce us.

Yeah, we haven't seen anything like that since we shipped out.

How long you been out to sea?

3 days.

3 whole days?

Hey, Jo, come here a minute.

Come here.

I want you to meet a good friend of mine.

Lieutenant Ted Jackson and his outfield.

Tompkins, Whitehead, and Schwartz.

Hi.

I'm Schwartz.

And you are the living end.

Ah, thank you.

You got to watch out for him.

He's a real recruiter.

And not just for the Navy.

Mm, thanks for the warning.

But take me.

I'm an underwater barnacle scraper.

Relatively harmless.

I think I'd feel safer with Schwartz,

but I'll let you know

if I ever have any barnacles that need scraping.

See you around, fellas.

Did you hear that? Safer with Schwartz.

If that gets around,

it'll ruin my reputation.

You were right, Judd.

She doesn't swing, not for me, anyway.

Well, there are other numbers on the wheel of fortune, pal.

You still got the thing with the phone numbers on it?

You kiddin'? When it comes to women,

I always leave it to lady luck.

Well, come on, Judd.

Break it out for my friends.

Well, now, wait a minute. I don't know.

I just added some new blood.

Be a sport. We've been out of touch.

It's the least you can do for an old partner.

Well, all right,

but I wouldn't do this for anybody else.

Come on, you guys.

All right, fellas, break it up.

They want to see the wheel.

Wait till you see it. You won't believe it.

You guys ready?

Yeah, we have been.

Ok, are the doors locked?

Here we go.

It's a wheel! With girls!

Wait a minute. Hold it, now, hold it.

Phone numbers!

Back up, step down, and stand aside

and let the man tell you all about it.

Ok, boys!

* Step right up

* To the love machine

* You may get lucky

* Win yourself a dream

* Let the wheel Go round *

* Round and round

* Well, you may win That girl *

* You never found

* She may be Suzy

* Or Mabeline

* She could be Cathy

* Or Angeline

* Now let the wheel Go round *

* Round and round And round and round *

* Round and round

* Round and round And round and round *

* Try your luck Right now *

* On the love Machine *

* We're just a bunch Of salty sailors *

* With one thing On our minds *

* Takin' a chance On this machine *

* Maybe love we'll find

* She may be tall, She may be short *

* She may be wide

* But, lady luck, Stop that wheel *

* On 38-24-35

* Step up

* Who's next in line

* For this love machine?

* Don't waste no time

* Let the wheel go round

* Round and round And round and round *

* Round and round

* Round and round And round and round *

* What will your fortune be On the love machine? *

All right.

* We're just a bunch Of salty sailors *

* With one thing On our minds *

* Takin' a chance On this machine *

* Maybe love we'll find

* She may be tall, She may be short *

* She may be wide

* But, lady luck, Stop that wheel *

* On 38-24-35

* Step up

* Next in line

* This love machine

* Don't waste no time

* And let the wheel Go round *

* Round and round And round and round *

* Round and round

* Round and round And round and round *

* What will your fortune be On the love machine? *

* Hmm

* What will your fortune be On the love machine? *

Hey! Hey!

Do you suppose I could have another--

Aw, no, no, no.

Wait a minute. Only one to a customer.

That's all. One. No, no.

Good morning, gentlemen.