UnREAL

He's my producer.

You want to talk to me, you go through him.

Nice work. I guess that means you're my new Number Two.

You're smart. You're articulate.

I mean, you've got it all.

Where did that come from?

You know I have major daddy issues.

I think I may be falling in love with you.

And I want children.

You had your chance, and you blew it.

You're done.

They're blaming the whole shooting on you?

They blew up your career.

So, why do you care?

Because I'm a reporter.

That woman Mary who jumped off the roof

last year -- that was a murder.

-Who's your source? -Jeremy.

I've got him on tape.

You want to work together?

This piece will be unstoppable.

I need you to walk us through it, step by step.

We lied. We covered it up,

and they should have just arrested us,

'cause we killed her.

I-I need to tell you something.

Th is not about the show.

It's about me and my mom -- That I was raped

by one of her patients at her house when I was 12.

And she blamed me

because she was protecting her practice.

Come here.

I'm so sorry.

That's the truth.

No matter what anybody else says, we killed her.

And also Quinn.

I mean, she's the one that told me

not to say anything, you know,

because everybody's always trying to shut me up.

...no, but you know that I didn't even know about it.

That's the truth.

Oh, yeah.

We call the cops, like, all the time.

Coleman: Call the cops?

Yeah, we call them all the time.

Quinn -- I mean, she's the one

that told me not to say anything,

and so I listened to her,

because she told me not to tell anybody.

Yeah, wow.

We should have called the police a lot sooner with Mary.

Hey.

-Hey. -What is that?

What are you doing?

Um...this is our story.

It's not the car pullover

or what the cops did, none of that.

It's this. "Everlasting."

The whole despicable culture --

the deceit, the lies, back-stabbing, and cover-ups.

No. I-I -- Coleman,

I shouldn't have said any of this stuff.

Oh, my gosh. Rachel -- No, you had to,

because you're a good person, and -- I -- Listen, we have to erase this.

There's no erasing this, Rachel.

-I need -- -This isn't going anywhere.

I-I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna, like, take down the show.

I'm not doing that to Quinn. -Rachel.

No way. How do we do this?

Oh, my gosh. "To Quinn."

How do I -- Um, how do I erase this?

It just amazes me how she just plays you, Rachel.

I guess after meeting your mother,

I shouldn't be so surprised at this.

What do you mean by meeting my mother?

I didn't mean -- I'm saying Quinn is smart.

Mm-hmm. And she pretends to care about you,

just a little bit here and there

just 'cause she knows you need it, because you're human.

Rachel, what would she do if she actually cared about you?

She'd have you get the hell out of this place,

because it's killing you.

Quinn is killing you.

You said it yourself right there --

all roads lead back to her.

We have to expose her for who she is.

I just really don't think

that we need to do anything, actually. I disagree.

Coleman, it just feels like you're concerned

about your career, which I understand -- I am.

But I'm here to tell you that you will get another job.

This is -- No, Rachel, you couldn't be more right.

I am so concerned about my career,

because all this crazy shit --

She's gonna try and pin it on me, everything. Mm-hmm.

But she's gonna try to pin it on you, too.

You don't see that? Oh, my gosh.

They killed someone, so they'll say you were crazy,

you were in a mental institution,

they'll say whatever --

They'll do whatever they have to do.

It's up to you,

but we need evidence to take Quinn down.

It's your decision. You have to choose.

Is it gonna be you or Quinn?

If it's you, then you need to get back in with Quinn.

Well, here we are.

I don't need to tell you what it means

to have made it down to the Final Three.

Today Darius is gonna take each of you out on a date

that he has chosen especially for you.

The stakes... could not be higher.

All right, that's a cut! Moving on.

That's a cut. One take, that's it?

-Graham. -"The stakes" --

You go save the girls from that nympho.

"The stakes could not be higher."

I'd rather shoot myself.

Hey, I need to talk to you.

What's up, Big Money?

Listen, um, I know I'm supposed to pick Tiffany,

but I'm -- -No, no, no. Stop. Stop.

Don't think of it as "picking" Tiffany,

think of it as securing a future

for yourself with her father.

Pretty amazing future

considering football's not really an option.

Jay! Shh! Damn it!

I get that, okay? You don't think I get that?

- -Tell the world, why don't you.

Look, I'm not humiliating Chantal

on national television. I'm not doing it.

It won't happen, okay? She's a sweet girl.

She doesn't deserve that.

Okay, but Yael does?

Yael can handle herself.

Look, black women all over America are going to hate me

if I cut Chantal for Tiffany.

Ah, well look at you

for finally jumping on the race train.

Jay, seriously -- Look, make this happen for me, okay?

Get Chantal to drop out and make it her own idea.

That way at least somebody can leave here

with some dignity.

Okay. I got you. I got this.

I'm fine, really, all good. Thanks.

It's all on here.

Jeremy just let loose about everything.

He's so pissed at them.

Jeremy: They're murderers, and they kicked me off the set?

Who do they think they are? -

T-they can't just do whatever they want--

-This is great stuff. -So what next?

You just win "Everlasting."

Your editor was right --

an exposé coming from this season's winner --

That's gonna blow things up.

Well done.

Hey! So, um...

any tips for getting Darius interested?

Trust me, he's interested.

Oh, yeah?

When is he gonna start to show it?

You know I'm with Rachel, right?

Sure, you are.

Coleman: Oh, God.

Till next time.

John: Oh, come on.

I thought that went rather swimmingly.

'Cause you didn't have a cattle prod

shoved up your vagina.

Ah, but you took it like a champ.

-Mm. -Now we just wait for Dr. Gupta

to look over the ultrasound and get back to us.

It's concierge care. We'll have results in 24 hours.

You know, I'm just surprised

that she didn't laugh me out of her office.

We've talked about this before. Age is just a number.

Remember -- I'm a workaholic, okay?

And I love being a workaholic,

and that is a recipe for raising a stripper.

Nope. Strippers -- absent father. Next?

Okay, what if our kid's a raging dick?

Nannies' problem.

Neglect that -- We'll move to the next.

Ugh...

Look -- My car's almost here.

Mm.

Well, get to it, my little workaholic.

-Mm. -Mwah.

Just make sure to keep that womb warm and dry.

Ew.

-Cozy? I'm new at this. -Stop, okay?

-Goodbye. -Goodbye. See you.

What?!

You never seen anyone kiss before?

What are you doing here?

You, uh, go to the doctor's office?

Oh, are you talking to me now?