I Feel Pretty

Thanks. Have a good class.

Okay, someone has to address this towel situation.

Because, like, I labeled the beds...

specifically for certain towels.

Hi, Renee Bennett.

Oh.

Uh, Renee Bennett. Is this not where I go?

No, this is where you go. Just sign in here.

- Do you need shoes? - Okay. Yes.

- Okay, what size? - Eight.

- Eight? - Seven.

- Seven. Okay. - Nine and a half.

A nine and a half?

- Nine... - Okay. Yeah.

Double-wide?

Double what?

Double-wide.

Like the trailer?

- Um... Hmm... - Double-wide. Just...

Do we have a double-wide shoe?

It's just like a regular shoe, but it's wider,

and then it's wider for that.

I guess for just wider feet.

You know what, I think we have a male instructor

who used to be, like, a fireman.

Maybe he matches your big foot?

I'm just going to take these. These are perfect.

Okay. Have a good class.

So, your first time?

Mmm-hmm.

Me, too.

- Really? - Yeah.

We all got to start somewhere, right?

Yeah.

- All right, well, good luck. - Yeah.

- See you in there. - You too.

Sorry.

Sorry.

- (ALL EXCLAIMING) - (GRUNTS)

Oh, shit, are you okay?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah.

No, seriously, are you okay? 'Cause that looks bad.

Yeah, no, I'm just going to get some smaller shoes.

- Are you okay? - Um... Yeah.

Hey, guys, this is Jen, and today I wanted to share

another really cool hair tutorial with you.

This look is a very punk rock faux-hawk using ponytails.

I'm going to start at the top

and add a bump to the top of my head.

Back comb with some hair spray

until you have a lot of volume there.

Now I'm taking another little section

a little bit wider.

Now tie this part back.

Now at the very end of your ponytail,

I have this little bit of hair at the end.

So I'm just going to give it a lot of volume.

So, this is the final look.

I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star,

kind of punk rock mohawk faux-hawk.

If you did, don't forget to give this video

a thumbs up and subscribe to the channel

for more hair tutorials.

This is Jen, and I will talk to you guys next time.

- Hi. - Hi.

Are you shopping for a gift?

Oh, no, just kind of browsing for me.

Okay. Um... So sizing is a little limited

here in the store,

but you could probably find your size online.

Hey, hi.

A guy ran by. It was weird.

- I'm trying. - Just, like, ask.

Just get in there.

Mason?

Should we have more, like, banter?

Nah, I'm good.

We should have fun in here.

We should come in and be, like, excited to interact.

I had sex last night.

Uh... Oh, cool.

I was alone.

Forget it.

Did you get that email from Corporate?

Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick?

The Clafoutis?

Customers are saying...

it's way more orange than it looks online.

No. Okay, then tell me

this isn't the exact same color.

Look at this.

Look.

I just write code.

Come on, Mason.

This is exactly why they should just

let us run the website

from the 5th Avenue headquarters.

Right?

God!

Why does Lily LeClaire, like, hide us

in this weird Chinatown basement?

I'm so sick of it. Aren't you sick of this?

No.

I'm getting out of here. I'm getting a coffee.

A real coffee. Not that crap.

Do you want anything?

- Bagutti. - You mean a baguette?

- Yeah. - You want a whole baguette?

Half.

Half a baguette. That's not weird.

- Yeah? - Yeah,

the highlighter does it.

Viv, you look gorgeous.

- Right? - Yeah, you look really beautiful.

Ooh.

Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.

Just... I don't know if I look like me.

No, you don't look like yourself.

But you do look like Selena Gomez

in that video where she says, "It ain't me."

It is you. Like, I recreated it.

Are you sure I don't look like sort of a lady of the night?

Like a prostitute?

Come over here, boys.

No, and they don't talk like that anymore.

Like, it's kind of rad that your work

lets you take all this stuff.

I know.

Well, it's more like implied...

You know, they're not like, "Here's a gift bag."

- But I steal it. - (LAUGHING)

No, but a lot of it's recalled.

They wouldn't care.

Like, this one they said looks like contraception.

Oh, hey, it really does.

That's exactly what my pill pack looks like.

Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex

and not having a baby,

so I don't know what the problem is.

I met this baby the other day

that was, like, wack as hell. Honestly.

- Really? - Okay.

This is the Groupie sight?

It's not "Groupie." It's Grouper Date.

And you're not bailing because we need three people

in order to get matched on a date.

- Yes. - Yeah, but look at them.

Come look at these pictures.

These are the people we're competing with?

Three Eurasian cocktail waitresses.

Yeah?

Three Australian wakeboarders.

And the Hadids!

Is that the mom?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm not competing with this. I'm not doing it.

Well, Renee, the thing is, like, different kinds of men

are looking for different things.

Like, I mean, I know

that my guy is going to be interested

in the fact that I like true crime

and inter-species animal friendships.

Please...

And I've added them all on dares...

No, don't put that on the profile.

My God, Viv, nobody cares about the profile.

No one even looks at the profile.

The picture is all that matters,

and you get a picture of yourself

and you feel, like, really good about it

and you hide your double chin, you hide your acne,

and you hide your cellulite.

And then when the guy meets you in person,

he's, like, so disappointed.

Or you take a picture of yourself

where you feel like it really looks like you.

And then you check your profile

and no one is liking it or clicking it or twitting it

or poking you.

And you didn't even want

to go out with this guy in the first place.

But he's rejecting you, and it's not fair,

and I'm sick of it.

Well...

You raise a lot of interesting points, Renee.

And thank you for that pep talk.

Yes, thank you.

I feel like this is exactly what we needed.

You guys are jerks.

Let's just take a fun picture.

- Yeah. - Let's just do it.

- I'm a photo queen! - Look at this face!

- Whoo! - Okay.

That's not good.

We look like we're being attacked, Viv.

That's bad. I look mid-poop.

It looks like you're, like, having sex with me.

- (GLASS CLANKING) - Viv!

Okay...