Outlaw

Ah!

Didn't I tell you we had a situation?

What the hell?

I said no ducking appointments.

You said you'd take it seriously.

You're a bookie, not a burglar.

- Is any of this ringing a bell? - How'd you get in here?

Look at you...

Reserving a suite at the valerian

at the same time you're shining me on.

Man's got stones, tiny, I'll give him that.

All right, doc, you said I had three months.

Sure, if you were covering the vig.

But now we're at three bills. Another week it's $350,000.

That is not an acceptable situation.

You're making it sound

like you're gonna fit me with cement shoes.

Good.

Then I'm doing my job.

You got 24 hours.

Sleep tight.

How about this for our next case?

A woman in Baltimore forgot her baby in a minivan

for six hours and... You know, I'm sorry.

You forget your keys, not your kid.

Baltimore D.A.'s charging her with murder.

Yeah, because she let her 11-month-old

broil to death in the back seat.

This is unbelievable.

I knew you'd think so.

Ray Lewis tore his meniscus getting out of the bathtub.

No way.

They think he's gonna be out the whole season.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. But what is with men and sports?

Did you hear anything that I just said?

Not really, but, uh, you can tell me

all again when I get back.

Get back? Where are you going?

That's why you pulled me out of a depo,

to ask for $200,000 in cash?

It's an advance to cover my expenses.

What expenses?

Your team? You pay them in cash?

They're lawyers, not drug mules.

It's not for my team.

I, uh... I have a personal issue, and I need you to respect that.

If you can't, uh, I'm more than happy to beg.

As I recall, you like it when I do that.

Look, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Me too. Uh, I reserved our suite.

- 305, same as always. - Yeah, about that.

Glen...

Asked me to marry him.

You happy?

- Yes, I am. - Good.

So am I...

If you give me the advance.

Come on...

You can't break a guy's heart twice in the same conversation.

Just tell me this is not going to get me into trouble.

This is not going to get me into trouble.

That a yes? That was a yes, right?

Yes. Yes.

Did you see the paper today?

What, Ray Lewis going down in his tub?

You kidding me? I'm all over that.

Seriously, it's like a disease.

She's talking about Jessica Davis...

woman from Baltimore who forgot about her kid in the car.

She's been charged with murder. You know why?

Yeah, because her kid died.

Because her kid died in Baltimore.

When the same thing happened last week in Phoenix,

the D.A. there called it a tragic accident

and declined to prosecute.

Every year dozens of kids die because their parents

forget about them in the car.

Now, these are good, loving parents.

But half the time, the parents are charged with murder.

The other half, nothing.

So what... equal protection?

We are drafting a motion to dismiss.

Big picture here, Al.

It's not about the mom. It's about the law.

Got a meeting in three hours

with the Baltimore D.A. To point that out.

Well, I got an arraignment in three hours...

old client, pot bust.

What?

I was editor of the law review,

not... not associate editor, not articles editor,

editor editor...

and now I'm repping a transsexual pothead.

Yeah, kind of brings you back, doesn't it?

Androgynous showgirl takes you under her wing,

helps you realize your dreams of becoming a teen idol?

Hey, give me some credit.

This is not a secret that's easy to keep.

- What isn't? - Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

- Come on, come on. - What?

Nothing.

Come on, tell her.

It's funny.

Okay, you have to tell me now.

Fine. Um, I was...

he was in a boy band.

So much for not telling anybody.

What, you were gonna tell her you were a football star?

Are you serious?

Yeah, Harvard had, like, eight minutes of actual fame.

Opened for Boy George in Waukegan,

he's almost on the today show

and, I kid you not...

Soul train.

- You're like a stalker. - Oh, don't flatter yourself.

I look up stuff like this when I am completely blitzed.

Oh, my God! Look at the hair.

How about we don't?

- How about we do? - Are you kidding?

This is, like, the greatest thing ever.

You were so cute.

They were called "in heat."

This is great, Garza- what you're saying here

Is you left the court to defend baby killers.

No, what we're saying is if Jessica Davis forgot her child

in about 100 different places, she wouldn't have been charged.

That's not my problem. Actually, it is.

There's no uniformity

in how these cases are charged, counselor.

That's an equal protection violation.

Whoa. Garza, if you guys think

you're getting this case kicked on a technicality,

you're more delusional than people say you are.

Is that what the constitution is to you... a technicality?

It is if you're using it to free murderers.

Murderer? Where's the intent?

- Cyrus. - At worst, what she did was reckless.

But since you're really not interested in what she did,

let's talk about who she is... a mom.

You really want to go after someone

that stricken with grief?

What? Have you met your client?

No, not yet.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

My baby died.

Yes, and... and we're very sorry for your loss.

But if you could take us back...

I forgot her in the car.

Why don't we start from the beginning?

I'm the one who usually took Elissa to day care.

But that morning, uh, I got a call to go in

for a temp job, so...

So he put Elissa in my car, and I just drove to work.

And Russell called me while I was driving.

We talked for a few minutes.

We thought his job was gonna last a month or so,

but it only ended up being two days,

so that was a drag.

And then when I got to work,

there was...

One poppy-seed bagel left in the kitchen.

They're usually the first to go, you know.

So...

That was a nice surprise.

I know she seems cold, but, please,

that's not who she is.

I know the woman I married.

She's a good person,

and she would never have hurt our child, never.

She was a good mother... is.

I just...

Sir, I...

I just... uh, I want her back...

You know.

So please help us.

I believe you, Mr. Davis.

Thank you.

"Seems cold"? The lady's an iceberg.

Yeah, but is she a killer?

A jury's gonna think so.

Then we'd better win this thing before it goes to trial.

Did I miss any?

Um, Cleveland and Austin...

a mom and a dad, neither was prosecuted.

How about what charges were filed?

Let me see...

Miami and Minnesota.

There's no way that this many parents

wanted to kill their babies, right?

Uh, I have to take this.

You see about Ray Lewis? Yeah.

That's why I don't bathe.

So?

So, without him, the bears cover.

And this interests you because?

I got $200,000 to lay off.

Bears win, I get $400,000, you get paid.

And if the ravens win?

Then, uh, tiny knows where to find me.

Hi, Congressman.