Louie

Yeah?

Hey, it's Louie. Yes, I know, stupid.

It's 2017, everybody knows who's calling everybody.

Jesus Christ, just...

Okay, fine, don't call me then, bye.

Well...

Jesus.

Hello?

Hey.

Hello, who is this?

Operator?

Is this a party line, hello?

Okay, are you done now?

Yes, Mary, go ahead and be boring, I'm listening.

Okay, look.

I just...

This is gonna suck, I know it.

Just... listen.

I got... My kids are at their mom's now

and they're gonna be there tonight

and I just thought... that maybe we could...

Maybe I could take you out.

Take me out of what?

My comfort zone?

No, on a date.

Ugh, oh, my God.

Look, don't get all...

Just because I let you kiss part of my mouth...

You kissed me back.

I most certainly did not.

Well, what about it?

I'm busy.

Doing what?

Searching for baby elephants up in your mother's vagina.

What do you care?

What is it with guys that if they can

prove you're not doing anything,

then you have to blow 'em?

I just wanna have some fun... with you.

I just wanna... I just wanna go out

and have a good time.

With you.

Okay?

Okay.

Yes, we can.

If you want.

Hang out tonight.

On a date.

I d... Bye!

Jive ass turkey.

Hey.

What?

Hey, you wanna try that on? No!

Oh, okay. Sorry.

Thank you very much.

The... no... umph. Hey, you give a tip.

Well.

Uhn, ew. What...

no, that's... Look, that's art.

That's like...

It's an artistic piece of art. Ugh.

Look, it's called "Bag of Shit."

Jesus. Hm.

I love these, I mean... These are kind of cool.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind having

one of these in my house.

Many nooses of neon.

I mean, what even is neon?

It looks like liquid.

What it is, it's an inert gas that...

Don't try. gets excited by high voltage.

Wow.

That... It's the shitter.

Don't touch it, don't touch it.

His shit's over there, that's brilliant! Don't put your...

Pointing. Don't point at it.

That's so brilliant, mmm.

My God.

Did you see the...

It's so weird, look.

They're dirty.

It's so nasty! They're dirty.

He just left the...

That's...

This piece is called "Diarrhea."

That's called "Diarrhea"?

This is "Diarrhea."

It's very beautiful, "Diarrhea."

What is that?

It's called "Jews."

Shut up. Look.

What is this now, nothing?

Nice nothing.

That's something. It says something there.

That's something. Um...

There's this thing on this...

Hm.

I guess you're supposed to...

I wouldn't do that if I was you.

Why, it says "press."

So you press a thing because it says "press"?

You would not have survived the camps.

Whack... why... it's...

It says "press." Dude... go ahead.

Why would they make it say "press"...

Press the art button, enjoy.

Nigger.

Whoa.

No, no, I didn't say it.

I didn't say it, it's the butt...

Listen.

Okay, no, no, no, no, wait a second.

No, wait...

Okay.

Yeah. Is there any more?

I think that's the end of the rainbow...

the art rainbow. No more...

Oh, there's one more.

Oh... Jesus. What to do?

That's uh, artistic...

Okay, then.

All right, that's...

Very well done thing. There's...

people.

I'm hungry now.

You wanna... Yep.

Come on, let's go eat.

Don't even... Ooh, Chinese.

That's imaginative, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Isn't this a good idea?

Hi! Hi, how are you? Hi.

Nice to see you. Yeah, nice see you.

Hi, I... Do you have the thing I left?

Before, remember, I left something here?

Yeah, I remember, I remember, I hide it very good.

Oh, thank you very much. Yeah, yeah,

Thank you. yeah.

No one touch it, okay? No...

Thank you, and we're gonna order

to go, okay, thank you very much.

We are, go where?

Just look at the menu and pick a food.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Oh.

So "Little Miss" that has an idea about something.

She's a little mysterious, hmm?

It's very mysterious. Uh-huh.

Hi, don't worry, okay?

A lot of good things there.

Thank you, thank you.

It's when they're coming and they go...

And then they go... and, and...

Wait, Louie? What?

No, no one goes into Central Park at night.

It's...

We're doing it.

Yeah? Yes.

We're... Fine.

Like this...

and Jews.

Why Jews?

I don't know, you said it, too.

I know.

Okay, come here. Come where?

This is the right...

The perfect place.

And we're doing this now.

What is that... is that a blanket? Yeah.

What do you experience happening... here?

It's already happening.

Oh.

'Kay.

Okay.

All right, come on, sit down.

'Kay.

I'm starving. Me too.

Ooh.

It's freezing, but I don't care.

Me too.

I love this.

Me too.

I love to eat horse penises on Broadway.

Me too!

Okay, all right.

Now, this is it, give me this.

Okay, now.

Lie down on your back.

Is this your move?

Jesus, oh man.

Just... come on, lie down.

I'm doing it, look.

Just on your back, like this, next to me.

Just trust me.

Hey!

Come over.

Okay, now.

You ready?

Louie... Just...

This is dumb and weird. Just go with it.