9 Windows

Okay, you need to decide soon.

-Oh, what about Thai? -I just had some Wednesday.

Mexican?

There's a good one on the next block.

-How about sushi? -It doesn't really fill me up.

Fred, it's Liza's day. It should be whatever she wants.

No, it's fine.

Mexican, Thai, I don't really care.

No, your mom's right. Sushi, it is.

There's a sushi place close by that has five stars.

Technology, huh?

What'd we ever do without it?

- Right, Holly? - Hmm.

And to think that our daughter is going to be

the next Bill Gates.

Not even remotely, Dad.

I just don't know why you have to move to Washington, DC.

It's all over the Internet, anyway.

For the last time,

everybody has to go through training at Quantico.

Turn right at the next block.

Oh, DC is so expensive.

What if you lived with us?

You could save a ton of money.

Help us pay back those student loans even quicker.

Oh, my God, you guys sound like a broken record.

Let's just talk about pleasant things.

Hey, kiddo, we're really proud of you.

You know that.

I know, Dad.

So we first met at an art gallery.

It was this really fancy

avant-garde art exhibit.

And she--

I did not pay attention to the invite,

and I did not dress accordingly.

Left leg in.

You can adjust your sitz bones if you need to.

Remember that string?

Bring them all the way up to the heavens.

Flex that foot.

It's going to hurt,

but it's going to be better for you.

All right, now bring your arms up...

So far, everything's gone smoothly.

So when do you think you're going to be done with it?

We should be able to start beta testing by Friday.

So soon. You are the best.

That's why you hired me.

Listen, um, we're going to have the company retreat

in Colorado this year.

-You should come. -I, uh...

I don't think I can.

I talked to the hotel, and they can accommodate you.

Thanks, Tamsin, it's just-- with therapy and everything,

I don't-- I don't think I have the time.

Of course. I didn't even think of that.

I'm sorry.

I'll call you Friday and let you know where we're at.

Okay. Bye.

Calendar reminder.

Appointment with Jeff in five minutes.

My favorite time of the week.

Stella, set a reminder to call Tamsin

at 4:00 p.m. on Friday.

Setting a reminder.

Okay, let's see

what these losers are up to today.

All right. Just another 20 reps.

Come on. You can do it.

Push through the burn. You got this.

And, five...

Come on, nice and low. Three, two...

"I pleasure myself to you every day."

- And one. All right. - Yuck.

Go to your thigh ones.

"You don't need to be a size zero

to be beautiful."

You know you're a fat cow.

"Anorexia...

is treatable.

Get some help."

Thighs...

Now, I want you to be as concave as you can.

I just wish I had someone to help.

I'm just so tired of being alone.

Attention seeking much?

"If it's so bad,

why don't you just

end it all?"

I just wish I had someone...

You have a visitor at the front door.

Stella, open front door.

Front door open.

Hey. I think I'm a little early.

What's wrong with her?

She does that almost every day.

Maybe we should call someone. She seems really upset.

No. That's exactly what she wants.

People who are serious about killing themselves

don't go around posting it online.

You are brutal.

All right.

Let's get started.

Hmm.

You ready?

I thought you were going to pick me up.

I can help you,

but I think you can do it on your own.

Well...

all right, Liza.

You know, one of these days

I'm going to report you for sexual harassment.

All right.

So who are you going to report me to?

To my girlfriend, for starters.

You have a girlfriend.

Of course you do.

How long have you guys been together?

How's the pain?

Oh, the patch is helping,

but I think I need a higher dosage.

I've been having to supplement it.

You shouldn't be taking anything else.

You know that.

Tell that to my body

when I can't fall asleep from the pain.

Try natural remedies, Liza.

You know, just keep your mind occupied

with other things, meditate.

Okay, Dad.

And have you actually tried lying in bed

instead of sleeping in your chair?

No. I've got too much work to sleep.

Oh, yeah, I can see that.

So much trolling to do.

It's a full-time job.

...without adding any oil, any fat,

any butter, any cream, any cheese.

Uh, a few mushrooms, sautéed...

...low heat, slow cooking, controlled...

Oh!

Just keep your mind occupied, Liza.

Okay.

Put it around just where your mouth goes,

and then throw it in there.

It just adds a little more of the citrus flavor

from the bourbon itself...

Where are the attention seekers when you need them?

Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!

It's pretty easy, it's literally bourbon...

Natural remedies, my ass, Jeff.

What the...

Oh, God.

No.

"User iamhenrylee

just posted a video

of killing a dog.

Please contact me at...

Stella, make two cups of coffee.

Extra strong.

Making two cups of coffee, extra strong.

Good. They took you down.

Hi, yeah.

I would like to report something I saw online.

...love to be here.

I'm your host and travel agent, Chris Marks, and welcome...

to Highlands, North Carolina.

So you never actually saw the dog?

No, but I saw the bag moving,

and I heard the dog screaming.

Well, what about the username on the website?

"iamhenrylee." Had you ever seen that before?

Not that I can remember.

You know, for someone in the Cyber Investigation Division,

you would think you'd be more technologically advanced.

Yeah, I know it's a little old-school, but...

these can't be hacked.

You have any idea where this person is?

He must be here.

This group is meant for people

to advertise their businesses locally.

They teach tutorials or do vlogs

in the hopes that people will like them

and give them their business.

Well, what about her?

What's she selling?

At least that's how it's supposed to work.

There's a lot of lonely people out there.

So, look.

There may or may not be a crime here.

But if there is, it's only a misdemeanor.

What?

Killing an animal is only a misdemeanor?

Animals are classified as property.

That's crazy!

I agree, but I don't make the law.

So even if there is a dog in that sack,

you have to be patient, okay?

I'm gonna take off.