Doctor Who

'Incoming salvage, please validate.

'Incoming salvage, please validate. Incoming salvage, please validate.

'Incoming salvage, please validate.'

Rusty garbage. It's not worth lacing up my boots.

Wasting our time. There's no salvage this far out.

You're a lucky boy, Tricky.

You're an android - you don't get bored.

He won't turn back. Not with half a cargo.

He's not captain. We're equal partners.

Yeah, right.

You said... I know what I said. I was the one who said it.

You said it was looking at you funny.

I was tired. Overwrought. I didn't mean it. It's an appliance.

It does a job.

It's a pretty cool appliance. We're not talking cheese grater here!

You're not getting me to talk to your ship. That's properly bonkers.

It's OK, it's OK. You're like one of those guys

who can't go out with a girl unless his mother approves.

It's important to me you get along. I could leave you alone together.

Now you're creeping me out. Take the wheel... not the wheel.

I'll make it easy - shut it down to basic mode for you.

Basic! Cos I'm a girl?

No.

Everyone suit up. It's good salvage.

I can smell it.

It's just trash.

No, look.

There's something tasty in the magno-field.

Magno-grab ready. Engaging.'

Move yourself.

What have I done?

Er... OK.

Doctor?

All the electrical impulses are jammed.

I can't get the shields back up.

She's completely vulnerable.

I swear I just touched it.

Magnetic hobble-field. We're flying right into it.

Clara, stay by me!

Please tell me there's a button you can press to fix this.

Oh, yes. Big friendly button.

You're lying.

Yep. To stop me freaking out?

Is it working? Not so much.

What is it, some kind of escape pod?

Come on.

Crack it open.

It's doing nothing.

Use the thermo-charge and blast it.

No! No! No! Wait...

It's like she's alive. She's... she's suffering. I can feel it.

I can feel it. That's just robot-rant.

No, Gregor, he's right. Looks like there's a broken fuel line.

All right. All right, put it back. No salvage today, boys.

Open the bay doors.

Wait!

Somebody's under that thing.

The crew were still on board when we dragged her in.

We did nothing. If anyone asks, that ship was already busted.

You got that? And you, make sure you keep your oily-mouth shut.

It's rude to whisper.

Hi. I'm the Doctor. And you are...?

Van Baalen and... Van Baalen.

Van Baalen and Van Baalen. That's going to get confusing later.

We found you drifting.

Your ship was junked-up pretty bad.

What broke my ship was a magno-grab.

Found this remote in your pocket. Eh? What are the chances?

Outlawed in most galaxies.

This little beastie can disable whole vessels

unless you have shield oscillators,

which I turned off so that Clara could fly...

Damn it!

Clara!

Where is she? Girl.

About so high. Feisty.

She's still on board!

No, wait, your pod is leaking fuel.

If she's still in there, she's dead.

Ah. Respirators.

We can open the doors for a split second, reach in and grab her.

Trust me, we can't. Now, please, help me get her out.

I'm telling you, she fried... Shut it, tin-mouth!

What sort of fee are we talking?

If you help me get her out, you get the machine, all the scrap, eh?

It's not worth the risk. Four feet of metal? Nah.

What if I can guarantee you the best haul you've ever had?

Bram, open the bay doors.

No, no, please, stop!

Listen, listen. Right behind those doors is the salvage of a lifetime.

Doctor?

Doctor?

Red flashing light... means something bad.

Get out of here fast?

Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door.

Bad decision.

Hey, are we really going to risk it? That thing is spewing poison.

We should blow it back into space.

Get your gear.

Hey! I don't take orders from my kid brother.

Don't try and form sentences, all right?

Stick to what you do best.

Tell me, since when does an android need a blast suit and a respirator?

Flesh coating, same as us. He'd burn up.

No fear, no hate, no pain.

"Salvage of a lifetime?"

I feel pretty confident I can deliver on that. There we go.

I don't get it. I thought she was lying on her side.

The TARDIS is special. She has her own gravity.

I'd explain if I had some charts and a board pen.

It's... it's bigger...

On the inside. Do you know, I get that a lot.

Whoa. Awesome!

Well put. Whoa and awesome.

Safe to breathe.

OK. Now. The last thing I remember, you were right here.

Come on, Clara, talk to me.

How big is this baby?

Picture the biggest ship you've ever seen. Are you picturing it?

Yeah. Good. Now forget it. This ship is infinite.

It could take you hours to find the girl.

Days! Plus the whole place is toxic.

She could be dead by the time I reach her.

So. Here's the mission. We're going to find her in one hour.

We? You're my guys for this.

That wasn't the deal. 'Tis now.

What makes you think we'll help?

I just activated the TARDIS self-destruct system.

One hour until this ship blows.

Don't try to leave. The TARDIS is in lockdown.

I'll open those doors when Clara's by my side.

You crazy lunatic.

My ship - my rules.

You'll kill us all. And the girl.

She's going to die if you don't help me.

Don't get into a spaceship with a madman.

Didn't anyone ever teach you that?

OK. A little gentle persuasion. Say 30 minutes.

She'll die even quicker now!

We all perform better under pressure.

Anybody want to go for 15 minutes?

Whoa! Whoa!

It's your own time you're wasting.

Salvage of a lifetime. You meant the ship. I meant Clara.

Oh!

Report. What's on board this thing?

'Dynomorphic generators, conceptual geometer, beam synthesiser,

'orthogonal engine filters.'

Guys, guys, look. I think we should split up.

It's our best chance of finding the girl. You know it is.

Don't touch a thing. The TARDIS will get huffy if you mess.

Keep in radio contact, all right?

Get back to the console. Strip it apart.

All right?

Now that's just showing off.

I made up the name TARDIS from the initials.

Time and Relative Dimension In Space.

The TARDIS is dimensionally transcendental. What does that mean?

That's trans-dimensional engineering.

A key Time Lord discovery.

The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door.

Believe me, they've tried.

We are in space!

It can move anywhere in time and space?

'Everything.'

What? Report.

'Everything. Behind that door.'

"Everything?"

'Sensor detects everything you could possibly want.'

'Everything.'

I don't understand. Give me a price tag.

'Incalculable.'

What?

'More valuable than the total sum of any currency.

'Living metal. Bespoke engineering.

'Whatever machine you require, this system will build it.'

No! No, no. Stop!

Please! Don't! Don't touch it. Please. She won't let you touch it.

I can feel a TARDIS tantrum coming on.

What the hell is this place?

Architectural Reconfiguration System.

It reconstructs particles according to your needs.

A machine that makes machines? Yes. Basically.

What are you doing? No, no, don't! Don't!

If you walk out of here with that circuit,

the TARDIS will try to stop you!

Now listen to me. Look, the clock is ticking.

We must find Clara!

What the...?

Where's the door gone?

Ever see a spaceship get ugly?

This isn't happening.

She won't relinquish it. Her basic genetic material.

Torch it.

I said torch it!

Can't you feel it, Gregor?

The ship's in torment, like it's a living thing. You can't hurt it.

What's the matter, TARDIS? Scared to fight me?

So that's who...?

It's the same. It's just the same.