Lone Wolf McQuade

¡Apúrense, cabrones! ¡Rápido!

¡Pásale! ¡Pásale! ¡Échale!

¡Órale! ¡Échale! ¡Échale!

¡Órale, muchachos!

Apúrense, muchachos.

This is Deputy Sheriff Oscar Garcia.

You are all under arrest for horse stealing. Drop your guns.

¡Échale con tu chingada madre, cabrón!

You gonna steal these horses back from me? Huh? Policeman?

These are my horses!

Garcia, Ramos, policemen...

¡Órale!

You'll never get away with this. You can't kill a policeman.

They'll hunt you down.

¡Hijo de perra!

I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

I'm gonna teach him a lesson.

Some of these guys are a lot taller than me.

A whole head taller.

¡Pues de la chingada! ¿Qué está pasando?

Hey, you, cabrón! You're hurting my cars, pendejo! Why you do that?

This is J.J. McQuade, Texas Ranger.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Put 'em down.

- Do not move. - "Do not move. "

Hey, you. Stand up like a man so I can see you.

¡Puta!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

There! You think I care about your pinche friend now?

Put down your weapon or I'll shoot this man!

I say I'll shoot this man, motherfucker!

Better listen to me, cabrón!

Right now! Come down!

Ranger! I'm gonna kill this man! Drop your weapon! ¿Qué quieres?

Ain't no one ever killed no Texas Ranger and lived to tell it.

He ain't that big. Muchachos, come down. Show our honored guest some respect.

¡Echa, hijo puta!

I've never seen a Texas Ranger up close before.

You know,

once a Texas Ranger kicked my father's teeth out.

Would you do that to me, Texas Ranger?

Don't shoot me.

Don't shoot me! You already kicked my teeth out! What else do you want?

Like father, like son.

Come on.

Get back, kid. Stay there and I'll cut you loose.

I just wanna say thank you. Thank you. You were great.

OK, OK, kid. OK. Go cut your buddies loose. Go on.

Chinga a tu madre, puto.

Come on. I'm gonna fix your teeth.

We present to you, Dakota Brown...

for 38 years of unrivalled performance as a Texas Ranger...

for over 2,000 felony arrests...

for serving the great state of Texas with fearless devotion...

this gold watch...

and honorary plaque.

Hey, how about that? How about that? Ain't that somethin'?

Dakota.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

It's a real honor.

Adios, amigos. Hasta la vista.

Thank you, folks. Drive careful goin' home now, you hear me?

- Good speech, Dakota. - The hell with it. Did you get 'em?

- You bet. - Sorry I was at this hand-job session.

- I'd love to have helped. - I could have used you.

- Dakota? - Yeah, Captain?

Can't say as I'm gonna miss you.

Thank you very much, Captain. And thank you for the watch.

- And you, McQuade... - Drink, Captain?

My office in ten minutes.

"And you, McQuade... "

Hey, McQuade.

Hi, there.

- Captain? - Sit down, McQuade.

You think you're pretty damn good, don't you, McQuade?

In case you didn't know it there's more

to being a Texas Ranger than making busts.

You gotta look good doing it.

The best always have style.

- I said, sit down. - I'll stand, Captain.

Now, in terms of unassisted felony arrests,

I admit your record is unrivalled.

But my kind of Ranger is a model citizen.

A pillar in the community. Goes to church.

He lives clean and he's got a lovin' wife and kids.

Read it.

It's an editorial by the senator who happens to approve our annual budget.

I quote: "Ranger J.J. McQuade is a walking symbol

of the brutal, uncooperative, obsolete

and discriminatory nature of Rangers today. "

Unquote.

Well, your "lone wolf" attitude is gonna change.

You're going to start cooperating with the state and federal agencies.

Understand?

Come in.

- You wanted to see me, Captain? - Yes.

Ranger, meet your new partner. Deputy Arcadio Ramos.

Arcadio. You can just call me Kayo.

You gotta be kidding.

- It'll be an honor workin' with you. - Forget it, kid. I work alone.

Where'd you get that piece?

- That's what I'm gonna find out. - Ranger?

Stay with it, son.

Our Russian friends have failed us. We will have to finance the coup ourselves.

The shipment has to be in Havana before Wednesday.

Splendid.

Would you like to count it, Señor Wilkes?

Trust is the most important thing in our business.

Of course it is.

Now, have the plane loaded at once.

I am in a hurry to get back to Havana, Señor Wilkes.

Quickly, now.

That quick enough?

Bury them.

Ranger?

Ranger?

Good dog. Good wolf.

Good boy. Good wolf.

Chingao.

What a pisshouse.

Ranger?

What are you doing here?

I came to wake you up. I'm your new partner, remember?

Kid, get out of here. And forget that partner crap.

But Captain Tyler...

Tell Tyler to shove it!

¡Chinga a su madre!

Holy shit.

Hey, Ranger, I'd like to apologize.

I didn't mean to barge in on you this morning.

You can't outrun me. I got superchargers.

Oh, yeah?

Supercharge this.

Damn!

Oh, piss.

Dammit, Ranger!

Aaah! Oh, sh... Aaargh!

¡La pura pinche madre!

Pinche cabrón, Ranger.

Daddy!

- Daddy, hey! - Hey, sugar.

Hey, what's this, huh?

- About time you stopped by. - I thought you might like to go riding.

- You mean it? - I'm takin' the day off.

All right!

- I didn't know you took days off. - Hi, Molly.

- Where have you been, stranger? - I've been real busy.

Oh, boy. Same old trouble?

My kinda trouble doesn't take vacations.

Aren't you gonna tell Dad the big news?

Oh, honey.

Mom, I...

What news?

Jim, I got a real good job in Las Cruces.

Las Cruces?

We're gonna move there in two weeks.

- What do you mean "move"? - Don't get all worked up.

I'm an independent woman now and I got my own life to live.

I know, but you can make your life right here.

Oh, Jim.

One day you're gonna meet some real nice gal who won't mind sitting up nights,

waitin' to see if you're gonna come home in one piece.

Oh, come on, Jim. It's a nice town, it'll be good for Sally.

- Honey? - Oh, hell.

Daddy, this is my boyfriend, Bobby Drew.

Boyfriend?

I heard a lot about you.

You were in the Marines, won a Silver Star and everything.

- Nice to meet you, Bobby. - Nice to meet you, Ranger.

Bobby, Daddy's takin' me riding.

I hope you don't mind. I'll see you tonight, OK?

Uh, yeah, sure.

- See you later. - Have a good old time.

Bye. See you later.

Bye, Mom! See ya!

I'm ready to take Foxy out now.

- Just be patient. - OK.

All right. I'm ready to go.

Pay attention, dummy. She's got some mustang in her.

- I can handle her, OK? Let's go. - OK.

- Be careful, honey. - OK. Easy, Foxy.

Hey. How'd you like to bite that in the butt,

develop lockjaw and be dragged to death?

- Who is she? - Clark Richardson's widow.

- That's her, huh? - That's her.

From a poor family. Married Clark with all that money

just before he got himself squashed in that Italian racing job. Quite a crash.

Clark ran with a pretty tough crowd and talk is it wasn't an accident.

But nobody can prove it.

Shame, though. All that fruit just rotting on the vine.

Doesn't look too rotten to me.

- Sally! - Foxy!

- Sally! - Help me!

Help!

It's all right. It's OK.

- You all right, honey? - Yeah.

Thank you.

- What's your name? - Sally.

- Next time, Sally, be more careful. - I will.

I wanna thank you for what you did. The name's Jim McQuade.