Steven Universe

I know my mom did something really bad.

Whatever Homeworld has in store for me...

I'm ready!

I said, I'm ready!

It's me... Rose Quartz!

Hello?

Anybody?

Lars, are you there?

Is this the punishment?

Come on!

I know it's going to be worse than this!

So whatever you're gonna do...

would you just do it already?

This is ridiculous!

4,000 years - of loyal service to the court,

and this is what I get?

Oh, I'm the unluckiest zircon in the galaxy!

Wait, are you...

Rose Quartz?

Yeah.

Really?

It's a long story.

Then I don't have time for it.

Ugh! We only have this brief moment to prepare your case.

Case?

Ugh! Who am I kidding?!

This is pointless!

We've all heard the rumors about the demise

of Pink Diamond, - but I can't believe these files!

Shattered by one - of her own soldiers... ha!

In front of her entire entourage!

And look at you now!

That ridiculous disguise is only going to make you

look more guilty!

That's fine, because I am!

Well, don't say that...

especially not when you're out there!

- Out where?! - What's going to happen!?

What did you think was going to happen, Rose Quartz?!

As soon as that door opens, you're going on trial!

Oh.

Defending a rebel?

Isn't that... treason?

I was assigned to this!

All rise for the luminous Yellow Diamond!

And the lustrous Blue Diamond.

Where is the accused?

Is that Rose Quartz?

Look at this hideous form she's taken.

Forget the trial.

We should shatter her just for looking like that.

No! I want to hear her make her case.

I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her,

because I want to do something worse.

Fine! Let's just get on with it, shall we?

My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent, radiant, glimmering...

"My Diamond" will suffice, or we'll never get through this.

Of course, My Diamond.

Rose Quartz committed a crime so unprecedented

that one can't help but wonder... why?

Exhibit "A."

Lars!

Steven! What's going on here?!

Where are we?!

Who are those huge, giant ladies?!

As we can see from this specimen...

...humans are loud, absolutely hideous creatures

that serve no purpose whatsoever.

What sort of gem would turn on her own kind for this?

I'll tell you what kind... that kind.

Just let him go! He's got nothing to do with this!

There it is... the passion, the fury...

that caused the diabolical Rose Quartz to...

shatter her own diamond!

But I know what you're thinking...

"This thing doesn't look like a Rose Quartz."

And for that, I would like to call an eyewitness!

Oh, Eyeball!

Do not address me, war criminal!

I'm just glad you're okay.

I heard it straight from her. She said...

"I'm the mighty Rose Quartz.

I've got her shield and everything."

And then she threw me into space!

I tried to help you! I healed your gem!

And who else has the ability

to heal gems other than the villainous...

Rose Quartz?!

And there you have it!

Rose Quartz did it, and that's Rose Quartz.

I rest my case.

Oh, she's good.

Well, I'm convinced! Time to execute!

Not yet. The defense still has to speak.

Right! Well, uh...

Before I start, my very, uh, thought-out defense,

I'd like to remind the court

that Rose Quartz did turn herself in.

The Court remembers, and the Court does not care.

Uh, of course. Uh, in... innocent!

Uh, the word "innocent" can mean,

oh, many different things.

I did it!

Wha... What, what! Stop!

No!

I want to hear what she has to say.

Get us out of here, Steven!

Uh...

State your name for the record, please!

I, um...

I am Rose Quartz... and I'm guilty.

Wait! No, don't say that!

Everything you guys said I did, I did.

And I did it by myself. I'm sorry.