Roommate Wanted

I'm Janie.

This is me hitting . The whore of my roommate

I'm Dee.

Insurance wonder why is crazy

is hitting my face.

First, back up a bit.

WANTED housemate

Tibetan benefit concert one night

Free Tibet

¿Jane Garber ? Dr. Hoffman will see you now.

Thank you.

Here.

Their qualifications are impeccable.

One semester in Ghana.

Very commendable.

PETA volunteer from the ...

thirteen years?

Do not get a scholarship in Stansbury

only with a good average.

All students here plays with academic perfection,

and I come to tell you I'm capable of more.

Certainly it is going on track,

but let me interrupt.

Today I will meet with many applicants

and there's only a few scholarships to go around.

To know better

and whether it is worthy of a coveted honor,

I will make one question.

What do you think?

political or sir In spiritual terms?

I want to know what you think.

It is an open question

no right or wrong answer.

Tell me who you are.

Well, let's see ...

You might say that

I believe in the basis of Buddhism,

but really I just like the peace message it conveys.

You might say that

I believe in the healing power of music.

- Ah -. But that's not entirely true.

I just like the sound of my violin when I press with the bow.

I think the genuine hard work really bears fruit

and that in this world can not be achieved nothing

without passion.

You need to travel far

and much, as often as possible.

It is fuel for the soul.

Clichés like the ones I just mentioned

They are such because they have a basis of truth,

and who coined the word 'cliché'

I was too lazy to prove such claims.

Physical beauty, money, trust,

That goes too far,

but can not fill the hole in the heart.

And I think that a good way to develop character is

known characters.

Stansbury belong.

It is ingrained in me,

I have felt for a long time.

And I know that sounds extremely cliché, but ...

I think that's what I believe.

In the clichés.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Hi, Dee.

- Hello -. How is your modeling?

Great.

- Good -. Yes.

Bye.

Yes, well.

Incoming call Joe

God. Yes.

Shit.

It's my roommate. Move over.

I thought you'd be in the massage parlor all day.

- Well ... - I'll send you a message tonight.

- Genial -. It's like the third time this week.

- Really - I know. I am so sorry.

I will repay . It is a club promoter

which will give a Cinco de Mayo party that will rage in Social tonight.

Do you want to come?

- No, thanks -. Really?

I thought you were Latin American.

No, I said it was part Native American.

Champagne? Does this mean what I think?

- Actually ... - I look

the Bukkake Bride of Frankenstein.

Expected to give me a quick shower.

Two minutes.

I'm anxious to know news! Give veritas!

Gross.

Sorry . I had to hydrate.

Okay, girl, tell me about your big interview.

Did you get the free pass to Stanford?

It is Stansbury.

Yes.

I'm still waiting the official green light,

but the dean of admissions said it would receive

a very important call around 1:00 p.m.

Heavens. How do you do not stress you out?

- It's 12:30 pm . - I am.

But the truth is I can not do anything.

My life is about to change drastically, for better or for worse,

- In the next 30 minutes . - For best.

Definitely for the better . I'll put it on Twitter.

- We champagne - Not until you know.

How about one of my famous milkshakes banana and peach meantime?

Yes. It sounds good, whenever vegan.

Yes, do not worry . I'll use skim milk.

Besides, I'm practically vegan.

I do not like fish.

I do not really distinguish whether or not kidding.

What did you do in the refrigerator?

Thanks for noticing.

Yesterday could not find some of my stuff,

so I thought it would be easier to label what is who.

I put gold stars on yours, and red on mine.

Very good. You can help

whatever my food anytime.

Not only my food . Anything mine, seriously,

even my clothes.

Thank you.

Is that tofu costs as $ 9 at Whole Foods.

Was that soy?

Gross.

He died another of your fish.

What a pity.

It lasted quite.

You should clean this thing from time to time.

Needless. That is the parasite fish.

Do you really felt safe

put this big tank in the table behind the chair?

Yes.

To me it makes me nervous.

Is there something you do not get nervous?

I dont know. It seems as if do not imported fish.

I do not care about them.

It was a gift from Frank, Mongolian.

I was his girlfriend for about 10 minutes.

He owns an aquarium.

The tank turned out to be more wasted space he.

I dont know. I like the fish . They produce calm.

But your snake, not so much.

Who? My great and sexy Fernando?

It is harmless.

Just bite if you're furry and tail.

I worked with his scaly ass when I modeled for AE in the summer.

Speaking of which, a month ago not to food.

- Wait . - What?

What is that for?

Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.

Which reminds me you have not yet accepted

my friend request nor follow me.

I almost never reviewed that thing,

and I do not have a Twitter.

Agree. Health.

For your future.

What about your future?

When you find a Mr. Rico, gifted, tall, dark-haired and handsome,

in that order, we can provide for me.

- Is Joe -. Again?

Do not you dare answer.

I could tell you to stop calling.

Do not answer. Trust me . You do not need that idiot in your life.

If you let them talk, before you know it,

you exchange your violin flute for their meat.

Okay, I pressed 'ignore'.

Good girl . Someday you'll thank me.

Speaking of violin, should practice a little.

Janie, get off the phone.

Sissy!

Good girl.

- Hello, little bird - What do you want?

you again in my life.

The last two weeks appeared two years .

Let me go and apologize in person.

Incoming call Stansbury

Joe, I'll call you later.

Hey, wait.

Hello?

Hello, this is Janie.

Yes.

Stansbury!

What does it say?

Officially want to offer

our largest grant available at this time .

Includes half of all tuition,

- to pay up to three years -. Sorry .

You said half the tuition?

I thought it was the greatest.

That's right, Ms. Garber,

but recent cuts state budget

we were forced to do extreme cuts,

especially in the education sector.

Half-scholarships are the best we can offer now,

with a few exceptions for athletes.

I do not practice any sport.

Miss. Garber,

It is the best we can offer.

It is a great achievement on their part.