Generator Rex

>> Rex: HUH? AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE? ALL I SEE IS A RABBIT.

AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE? ALL I SEE IS A RABBIT. >> IT'S WORSE THAN IT LOOKS.

ALL I SEE IS A RABBIT. >> IT'S WORSE THAN IT LOOKS. YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT BEFORE IT

>> IT'S WORSE THAN IT LOOKS. YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL.

YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL. >> Rex:

KILLS US ALL. >> Rex: A CUTESY, WITTLE WABBIT?

>> Rex: A CUTESY, WITTLE WABBIT? I MEAN, COME ON, YOU COULDN'T

A CUTESY, WITTLE WABBIT? I MEAN, COME ON, YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THIS YOURSELVES?

I MEAN, COME ON, YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THIS YOURSELVES? THEY NIBBLE GRASS AND WIGGLE

HANDLE THIS YOURSELVES? THEY NIBBLE GRASS AND WIGGLE THEIR NOSES.

THEY NIBBLE GRASS AND WIGGLE THEIR NOSES. I MEAN, THEY'RE HARMLESS.

THEIR NOSES. I MEAN, THEY'RE HARMLESS. NO, MORE THAN HARMLESS.

I MEAN, THEY'RE HARMLESS. NO, MORE THAN HARMLESS. THEY'RE STUPID, MINDLESS

NO, MORE THAN HARMLESS. THEY'RE STUPID, MINDLESS RODENTS.

THEY'RE STUPID, MINDLESS RODENTS. >>

RODENTS. >> >> Rex: WHAT DID I SAY?!

>> >> Rex: WHAT DID I SAY?! WHAT DID I SAY?!

>> Rex: WHAT DID I SAY?! WHAT DID I SAY?! IT WAS WORSE THAN IT LOOKED,

WHAT DID I SAY?! IT WAS WORSE THAN IT LOOKED, OKAY?

IT WAS WORSE THAN IT LOOKED, OKAY? >> Bobo: AT LEAST YOU TOOK CARE

OKAY? >> Bobo: AT LEAST YOU TOOK CARE OF IT, RIGHT?

>> Bobo: AT LEAST YOU TOOK CARE OF IT, RIGHT? >> Rex: IT, UH, SORT OF HOPPED

OF IT, RIGHT? >> Rex: IT, UH, SORT OF HOPPED AWAY BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE.

>> Rex: IT, UH, SORT OF HOPPED AWAY BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE. >> Bobo: OH, BROTHER.

AWAY BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE. >> Bobo: OH, BROTHER. >> Rex:

>> Bobo: OH, BROTHER. >> Rex: >>

>> Rex: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. COME ON.

ME. COME ON. CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL MONDAY?

COME ON. CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL MONDAY? >>

CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL MONDAY? >> >> Rex: ALL RIGHT. FINE.

>> >> Rex: ALL RIGHT. FINE. BUT THIS TIME, IT'S NOT GOING TO

>> Rex: ALL RIGHT. FINE. BUT THIS TIME, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PUNCH AND RUN.

BUT THIS TIME, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PUNCH AND RUN. UGH!

>> >> Rex: HEY, NOAH. WHAT'S UP?

>> Rex: HEY, NOAH. WHAT'S UP? >> Noah: Rex, I've got a

>> Rex: HEY, NOAH. WHAT'S UP? >> Noah: Rex, I've got a serious situation.

>> Noah: Rex, I've got a serious situation. I need help.

serious situation. I need help. >> Rex: WELL, I'VE GOT A SERIOUS

I need help. >> Rex: WELL, I'VE GOT A SERIOUS SITUATION OF MY OWN HERE.

>> Rex: WELL, I'VE GOT A SERIOUS SITUATION OF MY OWN HERE. >> Noah: I PROMISE YOU, THIS IS

SITUATION OF MY OWN HERE. >> Noah: I PROMISE YOU, THIS IS MUCH MORE SERIOUS THAN SOME EVO

>> Noah: I PROMISE YOU, THIS IS MUCH MORE SERIOUS THAN SOME EVO THING.

MUCH MORE SERIOUS THAN SOME EVO THING.

IT'S PROM NIGHT.

>>

>> Rex: I'M SORRY.

MUST HAVE BEEN A BAD CONNECTION.

IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID, "PROM

NIGHT."

>> Noah: You have no idea what

I'm up against here!

>> Rex:

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I-I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK.

>> >> Rex:

>> >> Rex: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

>> Rex: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! STUPID BUNNY.

STUPID BUNNY.

STUPID BUNNY. >> Noah: YOU KNOW HOW PRETTY

>> Noah: YOU KNOW HOW PRETTY GIRLS NEVER GET ASKED OUT?

>> Noah: YOU KNOW HOW PRETTY GIRLS NEVER GET ASKED OUT? >> Rex: THAT'S A MYTH.

GIRLS NEVER GET ASKED OUT? >> Rex: THAT'S A MYTH. >> Noah: OH, NO, IT'S NOT.

>> Rex: THAT'S A MYTH. >> Noah: OH, NO, IT'S NOT. CASE IN POINT -- CLAIRE BOWMAN.

>> Noah: OH, NO, IT'S NOT. CASE IN POINT -- CLAIRE BOWMAN. SHE'S THE PRETTIEST, MOST

CASE IN POINT -- CLAIRE BOWMAN. SHE'S THE PRETTIEST, MOST PUT-TOGETHER GIRL IN SCHOOL.

SHE'S THE PRETTIEST, MOST PUT-TOGETHER GIRL IN SCHOOL. USUALLY ONLY GOES OUT WITH

PUT-TOGETHER GIRL IN SCHOOL. USUALLY ONLY GOES OUT WITH COLLEGE GUYS AND DRUMMERS, BUT

USUALLY ONLY GOES OUT WITH COLLEGE GUYS AND DRUMMERS, BUT SHE SAID YES TO PROM WITH ME.

COLLEGE GUYS AND DRUMMERS, BUT SHE SAID YES TO PROM WITH ME. >> Rex: RIGHT.

SHE SAID YES TO PROM WITH ME. >> Rex: RIGHT. WELL, THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM.

>> Rex: RIGHT. WELL, THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM. I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED ME ON

WELL, THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM. I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED ME ON THIS, NOAH.

I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED ME ON THIS, NOAH. >> Noah: SEE THIS?

THIS, NOAH. >> Noah: SEE THIS? MY MASTER PLAN -- WE'RE TALKING

>> Noah: SEE THIS? MY MASTER PLAN -- WE'RE TALKING YEARS IN THE MAKING -- ALL

MY MASTER PLAN -- WE'RE TALKING YEARS IN THE MAKING -- ALL ENDING TONIGHT, WHEN I TAKE

YEARS IN THE MAKING -- ALL ENDING TONIGHT, WHEN I TAKE CLAIRE TO THE JUNIOR PROM.

ENDING TONIGHT, WHEN I TAKE CLAIRE TO THE JUNIOR PROM. THAT KIND OF PHOTO OP -- I'M

CLAIRE TO THE JUNIOR PROM. THAT KIND OF PHOTO OP -- I'M NOT JUST ONE OF THE COOL KIDS.

THAT KIND OF PHOTO OP -- I'M NOT JUST ONE OF THE COOL KIDS. I AM THE COOLEST.

NOT JUST ONE OF THE COOL KIDS. I AM THE COOLEST. >> Rex: SOUNDS LIKE GOOD TIMES

I AM THE COOLEST. >> Rex: SOUNDS LIKE GOOD TIMES FOR EVERYONE -- BUT CLAIRE.

>> Rex: SOUNDS LIKE GOOD TIMES FOR EVERYONE -- BUT CLAIRE. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY AM I HERE

FOR EVERYONE -- BUT CLAIRE. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?

SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY AM I HERE AGAIN? >> Noah: 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING,

AGAIN? >> Noah: 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING, TOO.

>> Noah: 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING, TOO. I NEED A WINGMAN.

TOO. I NEED A WINGMAN. CLAIRE'S BEST FRIEND DOESN'T

I NEED A WINGMAN. CLAIRE'S BEST FRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A DATE, SO I KIND OF

CLAIRE'S BEST FRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A DATE, SO I KIND OF VOLUNTEERED YOU TO GO WITH HER.

HAVE A DATE, SO I KIND OF VOLUNTEERED YOU TO GO WITH HER. >> Rex: WHOA.

VOLUNTEERED YOU TO GO WITH HER. >> Rex: WHOA. I'M "SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVOS"

>> Rex: WHOA. I'M "SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVOS" GUY, NOT "GO ON PITY DATES" GUY.

I'M "SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVOS" GUY, NOT "GO ON PITY DATES" GUY. IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'VE STILL GOT

GUY, NOT "GO ON PITY DATES" GUY. IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'VE STILL GOT DEATH BUNNY AFTER ME.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'VE STILL GOT DEATH BUNNY AFTER ME. >> Noah: BUNNY?

DEATH BUNNY AFTER ME. >> Noah: BUNNY? >> Rex: HEY, THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> Noah: BUNNY? >> Rex: HEY, THIS IS SERIOUS. IT SNEAKS UP ON YOU WHEN YOU

>> Rex: HEY, THIS IS SERIOUS. IT SNEAKS UP ON YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, OKAY?

IT SNEAKS UP ON YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, OKAY? I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.

LEAST EXPECT IT, OKAY? I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. >> Noah: YOU'D RATHER HIDE FROM

I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. >> Noah: YOU'D RATHER HIDE FROM A BUNNY THAN GO ON A DATE WITH A

>> Noah: YOU'D RATHER HIDE FROM A BUNNY THAN GO ON A DATE WITH A GIRL?

>> White Knight: It's still out there? >> Rex: EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE

there? >> Rex: EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE GOT IT, THE THING RUNS AWAY.

>> Rex: EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE GOT IT, THE THING RUNS AWAY. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S FAST --

GOT IT, THE THING RUNS AWAY. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S FAST -- AND MEAN.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S FAST -- AND MEAN. >> White Knight: What I don't

AND MEAN. >> White Knight: What I don't understand is how you got that

>> White Knight: What I don't understand is how you got that EVO so mad at you in the first

understand is how you got that EVO so mad at you in the first place.

EVO so mad at you in the first place. You know what?

place. You know what? It doesn't matter.

You know what? It doesn't matter. Go back out there and wait for

It doesn't matter. Go back out there and wait for it to find you.

Go back out there and wait for it to find you. Cure it, kill it, cook it --

it to find you. Cure it, kill it, cook it -- just get rid of the thing.

Cure it, kill it, cook it -- just get rid of the thing. >> Rex: ALL RIGHT. FINE.

just get rid of the thing. >> Rex: ALL RIGHT. FINE. I'LL GO FIRST THING TOMORROW.

>> Rex: ALL RIGHT. FINE. I'LL GO FIRST THING TOMORROW. TONIGHT I'VE GOT TO GO TO A

I'LL GO FIRST THING TOMORROW. TONIGHT I'VE GOT TO GO TO A PROM.

TONIGHT I'VE GOT TO GO TO A PROM. >> White Knight: I'm gonna

PROM. >> White Knight: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

>> White Knight: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. You have your orders.

pretend I didn't hear that. You have your orders. >> Dr. Holiday: IT'S PROM.

You have your orders. >> Dr. Holiday: IT'S PROM. YOU SHOULD LET REX LIVE A

>> Dr. Holiday: IT'S PROM. YOU SHOULD LET REX LIVE A LITTLE.

YOU SHOULD LET REX LIVE A LITTLE. >> White Knight: And have that

LITTLE. >> White Knight: And have that thing show up there looking for

>> White Knight: And have that thing show up there looking for him?

thing show up there looking for him? No.

him? No. >> Rex: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF

No. >> Rex: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

>> Rex: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I'M THE BOSS OF YOU!

ME! I'M THE BOSS OF YOU!

I'M THE BOSS OF YOU! MY HAIR. COWLICK.

MY HAIR. COWLICK. >> Dr. Holiday: GO.

MY HAIR. COWLICK. >> Dr. Holiday: GO. BE READY FOR ACTION JUST IN

>> Dr. Holiday: GO. BE READY FOR ACTION JUST IN CASE, BUT GO TO THE PROM AND

BE READY FOR ACTION JUST IN CASE, BUT GO TO THE PROM AND HAVE A GREAT TIME.

CASE, BUT GO TO THE PROM AND HAVE A GREAT TIME. >> Rex: I'M ONLY GOING AS A

HAVE A GREAT TIME. >> Rex: I'M ONLY GOING AS A FAVOR TO NOAH, AND THIS GIRL'S A

>> Rex: I'M ONLY GOING AS A FAVOR TO NOAH, AND THIS GIRL'S A HARD-LUCK CASE.

FAVOR TO NOAH, AND THIS GIRL'S A HARD-LUCK CASE. SHE COULDN'T GET A DATE.

HARD-LUCK CASE. SHE COULDN'T GET A DATE. >> Dr. Holiday: REX, THIS NIGHT

SHE COULDN'T GET A DATE. >> Dr. Holiday: REX, THIS NIGHT IS GOING TO BE A SPECIAL NIGHT

>> Dr. Holiday: REX, THIS NIGHT IS GOING TO BE A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR HER.

IS GOING TO BE A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR HER. BE NICE TO THAT GIRL.

FOR HER. BE NICE TO THAT GIRL. SHE'S LUCKY, YOU KNOW.

BE NICE TO THAT GIRL. SHE'S LUCKY, YOU KNOW. NOBODY ASKED ME TO PROM.

SHE'S LUCKY, YOU KNOW. NOBODY ASKED ME TO PROM. >> Rex: HMM.

NOBODY ASKED ME TO PROM. >> Rex: HMM. THE PRETTY ONES DON'T GET ASKED

>> Rex: HMM. THE PRETTY ONES DON'T GET ASKED OUT.

THE PRETTY ONES DON'T GET ASKED OUT. SO, HOLIDAY, YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS

OUT. SO, HOLIDAY, YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS I'M GOING OUT WITH ANOTHER

SO, HOLIDAY, YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS I'M GOING OUT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?

I'M GOING OUT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? >> Dr. Holiday:

WOMAN? >> Dr. Holiday: >> Rex: OH, YEAH, SHE'S JEALOUS.

>> Dr. Holiday: >> Rex: OH, YEAH, SHE'S JEALOUS.

>> Noah: WOW. THAT IS GREEN. >> Rex: NOT A LOT OF CHOICE WHEN YOU'RE SHOPPING IN SIX'S CLOSET,

>> Rex: NOT A LOT OF CHOICE WHEN YOU'RE SHOPPING IN SIX'S CLOSET, OKAY?

YOU'RE SHOPPING IN SIX'S CLOSET, OKAY? SO, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

OKAY? SO, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? >> Noah: GOING EARLY JUST SHOWS

SO, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? >> Noah: GOING EARLY JUST SHOWS WE'RE TOO EAGER.

>> Noah: GOING EARLY JUST SHOWS WE'RE TOO EAGER. SHOW UP ON TIME, WE'RE

WE'RE TOO EAGER. SHOW UP ON TIME, WE'RE PREDICTABLE AND DULL.

SHOW UP ON TIME, WE'RE PREDICTABLE AND DULL. BUT IF WE TURN UP A FEW MINUTES

PREDICTABLE AND DULL. BUT IF WE TURN UP A FEW MINUTES LATE, THAT SAYS COOL AND

BUT IF WE TURN UP A FEW MINUTES LATE, THAT SAYS COOL AND RELAXED.

LATE, THAT SAYS COOL AND RELAXED. >> Rex:

RELAXED. >> Rex: YOU MAKE A CHART FOR THAT, TOO?

>> Rex: YOU MAKE A CHART FOR THAT, TOO?

YOU MAKE A CHART FOR THAT, TOO? >> Noah: DON'T RING IT AGAIN!

>> Noah: DON'T RING IT AGAIN! >> Rex: OW!

>> Noah: DON'T RING IT AGAIN! >> Rex: OW! WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T HEAR IT?

>> Rex: OW! WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T HEAR IT? >> Noah: OF COURSE THEY HEARD

WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T HEAR IT? >> Noah: OF COURSE THEY HEARD IT!

>> Noah: OF COURSE THEY HEARD IT! WE HEARD IT!

IT! WE HEARD IT! >> Rex: OH, OKAY, SO BECAUSE WE

WE HEARD IT! >> Rex: OH, OKAY, SO BECAUSE WE HEARD IT, THEY MUST'VE HEARD IT?

>> Rex: OH, OKAY, SO BECAUSE WE HEARD IT, THEY MUST'VE HEARD IT? WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T?

HEARD IT, THEY MUST'VE HEARD IT? WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T? THEN WE'D BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.

WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T? THEN WE'D BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT. I'M JUST SAYING.

THEN WE'D BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT. I'M JUST SAYING. >> Noah: I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M JUST SAYING. >> Noah: I'M GONNA KILL YOU. I'M JUST SAYING.

>> Noah: I'M GONNA KILL YOU. I'M JUST SAYING. >> Rex: PROMISE ME I WON'T BE

I'M JUST SAYING. >> Rex: PROMISE ME I WON'T BE BURIED IN THIS TUX.

>> Rex: PROMISE ME I WON'T BE BURIED IN THIS TUX. I'M JUST SAYING.