Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist

Match point!

Ah, nice shot.

What? Ah!

- Ha-ha! - All right.

Your forehand may not be pretty,

but it's super strong.

Yeah, well, thank you for that backhanded compliment.

See, that was a...

That was a tennis joke.

So, um...

Okay, so you graduated from college,

and then you did the whole...

"Backpacking through Thailand" thing.

Yeah, it was incredible to immerse myself

in such an ancient culture.

Oh, you mean, like,

visiting the Grand Palace

and going to all those Buddhist temples?

Oh, I don't know about that. I mostly just did shrooms on the beach.

Cool. So, uh...

what's your plan for the future?

Oh, you mean, like, career goals?

Yeah.

Figure that out when I figure that out.

Or not.

I don't really worry about that sort of stuff.

Do you?

Pretty much all the time.

You should stop worrying so much.

Enjoy life, take each day as it comes,

go with the flow, Zo.

Are you for real?

What do you mean?

I think I need a little of what you've got.

Okay, we're gonna have to split it, though,

'cause this is my last one.

That's not what I...

Sure.

What's with the leisurewear?

It's not casual Friday or giving up on the world Wednesday.

Well, I am taking a personal day,

which is what I wanted to talk to you about.

Wow.

I love the flowers, by the way.

I am refreshing my décor.

I treat my apartment like a Starbucks.

I decorate every season,

and I kick men out when they've stayed too long.

Okay, I get the hint.

I have to take off anyway.

Hey, Max.

How's the restaurant going? You slackers franchise yet?

Well, we're waiting to hear back on potential financing.

Yesterday, we met with a couple investors Mo knows.

They're my A-gays, which just means that

they're rich, powerful, gay men.

I wish we would find out already.

It would be so great to have some good news

to rub in my father's face when he arrives.

Sounds like you're really looking forward to his visit.

Oh, yeah. Can't wait for him to tell me

everything I'm doing wrong with my life,

and how I should've just gone to dental school

and joined the family practice.

Hmm, there's still time.

Hey, will you actually come to breakfast tomorrow?

My dad loves you, and I could use the buffer.

I'll be there.

Okay.

But only because your father gives me the good floss.

You're probably wondering why I took today off work.

No, not really.

It is because I have decided to become a rebel, Mo.

Ah.

The classic rebel phase at age 29.

Where is all this coming from?

I was hanging out with this kid Aiden,

who I knew when I was younger,

and he just lives his life, consequences be damned,

which is exactly what I need to be doing more of.

I already told Aiden I'm ditching work.

I also made a list

of rebellious things for us to do.

Oh, because nothing screams "rebel"

more than a thorough to-do list.

Yeah.

- This is Simon. - Hey.

It's your favorite reporter.

Oh, Lester Holt?

You sound weird, my guy.

So are the rumors true?

I'm hearing your rich, above-the-law CEO

somehow wormed his way out of house arrest

- on a technicality. - Are we really surprised?

Yeah, but honestly, no, I haven't heard anything about that.

Let me call you back.

Homeboys out in the Bronx, This one's for you.

And now, Nobel finalist,

Stanford valedictorian,

and "People Magazine's" It Guy in IT 2014,

the completely innocent Danny Michael Davis!

"Hamilton: An American Musical."

Hello, everyone.

I'm relieved to tell you that after some

complicated legal maneuvering and a rather intense golf game

with several high court judges,

the charges were dropped, and I am completely exonerated.

Starting now, I'm gonna be spending much more time

right here in the San Francisco office going forward.

Follow me.

Get close. Get closer.

Little closer.

That's too cl... That's too close.

You're too close. That's... Also, that's too far now.

That's perfect.

Remember, we are the music makers.

And we are the dreamers of dreams.

My man, let's rap.

What was that?

I think it was from "Willy Wonka."

- Welcome back. - Ah, thanks.

You have no idea what it was like.

In regular prison, you just want to go home.

But when your home is a prison...

You know, where do you go then?

The infinity pool.

No, you can't.

- Not with an ankle bracelet. - Yeah.

Now I know how Nelson Mandela felt.

Anyway, R&D is reporting

that there's a problem with the Chirp.

We're beta testing it in several markets,

and it's having trouble with facial recognition.

Specifically, its error rate with people of color

is ten times higher than with white users.

So wait, it can't see people of color?

It can, just very, very poorly.

- Uh-huh. - Obviously,

this is potentially damaging

if not handled delicately.

Thankfully, we've got the greatest guy in the world

to get out in front of this with the media.

Okay, yeah.

- You want me to get out and... - Yes.

I need you please to call a press conference,

let everyone know this was just an innocent mistake,

and we're already taking steps to remedy it.

- Yeah. - Yes. All right. Hug it out.

- Ah... - Ah, come on.

Yeah. That's the stuff.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Item one.

Go strawberry picking without sunscreen.

Item two, head to the wharf.

Snag a couple bread bowls,

then eat the bread first.

This is what you want to do on your wild day off?

Yeah, I thought they sounded fun.

And a little dangerous?

I have a better idea.

Drugs.

Is that drugs? You wanna do drugs?

You don't have to whisper.

There are no cops here.

Unless you're a cop, in which case

you are legally required to tell me.

Nope. I am not a cop.

I am also

not a drug person, per se,

or at all.

And we're comfortable with, um,

who sold you those drugs, right?

They're, um, they're a reputable drug dealer.

- Yes. - And the drugs themselves,

they are...

not laced with angel dust?

Or are they angel dust?

While we're at it, what is angel dust?

Look, we really don't have to do this.

It's only meant to be fun.

Okay.

Ah. No.

Let's.

I should do this.

Okay, I have nothing big planned today.

I need to live my life as rebellious as possible.

What is the worst that could happen?

Mm! Mm-mm.

No way.

The head of all of Sprqpoint