The first 200 lines.
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ryosukeyamada
Go in there prepared to die
You’ve already failed once so you have nothing to be afraid of, right?
How many points was that, just now?
200 points
With that we’re now at exactly 100 points
Goodnight.
Will you please
let me into your room?
Ikee-san?
Ikee-san?
I’m totally being tested!
This is the final test of whether my manliness is real or not
Wait, hold on.
If she really is sleeping then this is a huge misunderstanding
Depending on the situation this could be considered sexual assault, which is a huge crime!
But the time that it took me to get from the entrance to here was only 1 minute
Is it even possible for humans to, in that short amount of time, get into bed and fall into a deep sleep?
No matter how you look at it that face is definitely saying “Yes!
That’s the face of a woman who was born to kiss
There’s no turning back now…
Welcome home, master.
I’m sorry for being late.
And what exactly have you been until this hour of the morning?
Oh, nothing.
Don’t ask such tasteless questions.
Did you find a girlfriend?
Yes. It seems as though things are progressing in that direction.
You should be more happy when you're talking about such good news
Oh, I’m sorry…I’ll just have coffee today.
Certainly.
Hmm, Did you have breakfast with her as well?
- I told you not to ask such tasteless questions! - Well, yes I did.
- What did you eat? - What?
Was it traditional Japanese? Or Western?
- Of course it was traditional Japanese! - Why?
It’s the first morning that you spend with your new boyfriend!
If you’re trying your best to put your best foot forward, of course it’s traditional Japanese!
- Steaming the rice and making the stock for miso soup? - Right, right!
Waking up to the nostalgic sound of vegetables being chopped.
And there'd definitely be grilled mackerel or sockeye salmon!
Also toasted seaweed and natto!
It’s the perfect breakfast!
Shall we serve traditional Japanese starting tomorrow?
- That’s not the point! - Yeah
All we meant is that when you wake up at your girlfriend’s house she’s definitely making Japanese, right?
I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but
it was a Western breakfast.
What!? Western breakfast?!
Is it really something to get that upset over?
Bring her over to our house next time.
What?
I’m sure she’d be more at ease if we were all properly introduced as well.
Oh, but…We just barely started dating.
Huh, so you’re turning down your father’s kind offer?
That’s not what I mean.
Why don’t you ask your girlfriend and see.
If she says she doesn’t want to come then that’s perfectly fine with me.
Yeah, I’ll ask her first.
What is it?
Congratulations, ASSISTANT Director.
I heard you lost! Hahahah!
You failed too!
Mine was just a minor injury. You, on the other hand, spent quite a bit of money
trying to win points with the Director and ended up becoming severely injured.
According to the grapevine you spent enough to buy a high end car!
What must hurt even more than that is the closing of Milky Kingdom Annex.
Closing? What are you talking about? I haven’t heard anything about that.
When I went yesterday it as closed up.
I only had two points left until reached gold status…
Exactly how much money are you spending to gain points in this world?
Where exactly can I go to find fun things to do in life?
How the hell should I know, idiot? Look for it yourself.
Hey, do you want to come to my house this weekend?
What? Do you mean visit your family home?
Yeah, my dad said he’d like to meet you once.
You’d be too nervous, right? If you don’t want to, you don’t have to force it!
I don’t mind, but, what does Shusaku-san think?
It’s kind of like a rite of passage in our family so
you’ll probably have to meet them sooner or later.
My brother said he’s going to be home late that day because of a meeting
and my sister is staying over at a friend’s house so it’ll be just my dad.
I thought it might be easier than dealing with all of them at once.
Well then, I’ll go.
Really? You’re not forcing yourself?
I’m happy
that I’ll be able to be properly introduced to your father.
I see.
At that time I had totally forgotten!
That she loves the smell of danger!
Even if she tries to enjoy the thrill and nervousness of being caught
there’s nothing to be afraid of
Wow! It looks so delicious!
He should be home pretty soon.
What should we do?
- Should we go ahead and eat first? - Huh?
No… why don’t we wait for a bit?
- That’s true, you’re right. - Yeah.
Welcome home, master
See, he’s home!
I’m terribly sorry for keeping you waiting.
This is Ikee Satoko
Thank you for having me.
- Sit, sit! - Yes.
This isn’t the first time you’ve been to our house, is it?
Yes, I’ve been once before for the truffle party.
- Did we greet each other that time? - No, that time
- I was watching you from afar. - Watching?
I… I should’ve properly introduced you at the time…
Ahh, I don’t know what to do.
Right now, bullying is a huge problem at my school.
That’s quite a big problem.
One of the students had his shoes hidden for 2 days in a row.
And that student is one of the smartest kids in school
So it was a huge ordeal between the teachers and the parents.
When I was in elementary school I also had my shoes hidden from me once.
Were you able to find your shoes right away at that time?
Yes, I took the boys who hid it one by one and beat the crap out of them!
When you say “boys” that means it wasn’t just one person that did it?
Right, it was a group of 3 older students.
And then that became the bigger problem and I was the one who got in trouble.
But… the people who hid the shoes are in the wrong!…right??
If at all possible I wish she hadn’t told this story
Let’s try and keep it a secret that she has a black belt in Judo
- Shusaku, let’s have a toast. - Yes.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Cheers.
I’m a huge fan of the book that you wrote!
Hahaha, is that so!
I’ve read the entire thing and
I’ve highlighted several phrases that I think are important!
Haha, actually, I didn’t really write the book myself.
I have a ghostwriter.
What, really?
Yes, it’s true. Hahaha!
Oh crap! This is bad!
She’s starting to get her kicks from the thrill!
Her special movies are the advancing foot sweep and the minor inner reap!
*Judo moves
I also heard that she event competed at a national tournament when she was in high school!
But there’s no way that I can have any unsightly behavior exposed in front of father.
Even a white belt has a white belt’s way of doing things!
Every once in a while at a lecture someone will say “I’m a fan of that saying you wrote!”
But most of the time it isn’t even anything that I wrote so it gets me in trouble! Hahaha
Father, is it okay for you to be sharing so much information?
- What? - Did you know about that too, Shusaku-san?
Oh no!
I was so distracted by the feet that she got my hand!
I should have expected this level of speed and technique from someone who has competed at a national level!
I know, father!
But I can’t move, even though I want to!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Here we have a terrine of foie gras.
Wow, it looks so delicious!
Thank you.
- What? - Who is it?
Welcome home, Chiaki-san
Sister?
Oh my, good evening.
Good evening, thank you for having me over.
I thought you were spending the night at a friend’s.
We had planned a sleepover but they cancelled on me last minute.
Even though they were the ones who invited me to come sleepover in the first place.
How terribly rude.
I’m a terrible little brother.
I can’t help but think that sister’s story is a complete lie.
And this situation is getting way too dangerous.
Do you want to have a drink with us?
No thank you, don’t mind me.
I don’t intend on spoiling the evening for the two of them.
Plus I have some documents to read over anyway.
You like foie gras, right?
Ah, yes! I heard from Shusaku
That you like it so much that you asked for seconds during your date.
Sister, that wasn’t me.
Ah, I’m so sorry.
That story was from when you were on a date with my older brother!
That was totally on purpose!
That wasn’t so much a date as it was asking him for advice about Shusaku-san.
I see.
So you were in a position where you were asking for advice and still didn’t mind asking for seconds!
People with black belts ask for seconds with anything!
It was actually your older brother who suggested that I have another serving.
So kind.
Why did you emphasize “So kind.” that strongly?
Oh no, I had no intention of emphasizing it.
Sister, why don’t you go over there!
You don’t have to tell me, I’m already going.
You don’t have to close the doors!
You don’t want us to interrupt your reading, do you?
You’re not bothering me at all. Don’t worry about me.
- Welcome home, master! - Haha, I told you!
- What? - Is it Hirofumi this time?
- What, why! - Excuse us!
It was my dream to come in through the front door!
Where have you been entering from up until now?
Hey! Who do these cute shoes belong to!
Ooh! Is someone visiting, I wonder!
Brother…
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