The first 200 lines.
Sorry uncle.. 500!
Son, any problem?
Seat belt!
Rs. 500.. l said five hundred..
Who are you? Son
Don't know, 500!
Uncle please.. this is a warning
Ration is over, Rs. 500
What's this nonsense!
Now she's is reading magazine sitting on the steering wheel,
and we like morons are - ..tired of pushing this
Tired, as if you pushing at express speed
We're humans, not jet engine
l've no problem with your sister, but attitude?
lt's irritating!
Don't worry, you'll get use to my attitude
And by way Toto, you should shut up
Harry's the one who told me
''lt's a barren road, speed up''
Not my fault if it's 'overheated'
You insisted to pick you on jeep
Sell it buddy,
lt can still fetch Rs. 25000
And l bet, you can't even fetch Rs. 500!
Forget it Toto
Sorry..
Your friend is almost like you .. lmmature
Huua..! But l've just met her today
Pali this is the third time you've made this comment
Why? Just because l am younger brother
Or l should agree with you and..
.. sell our land to Kullu and his sons
Then l will be a mature guy? Hmm?
Sorry..
l'm sorry..
l'm tired, my bag got lost, then this jeep and then.. He!
l am sorry.. Bro
And frankly, l am really tensed about tomorrow
Let's move on and rest at Baba's shed..
Hunn.. come, let's go
That will cool her mind.. and the jeep
And as long as l'm in lndia, no one will touch the jeep
Why?
Why? Because it's ''my jeep''
By the way when did ''my jeep thing'' happen?
Harman gave it to me
.. he gave it to both of us
Both means.. me
He gave the keys in my hands. You happened to stand next to me
l was expecting you to be less argumentative..
.. after two years of absence
Then start making sense.. stupid
Get back to pushing now
New York suits you better, you should stay there
Dad called me here.. not you
Dad's met a guy, for you - What?
.. he's dumb and uneducated, but l like him,
So, why don't you marry him
ls he the one who robs people?
Are you that 'Thug'?
l'm a toll tax collector!
Want to make deal on your cycle?
Rs. 300, Okay?
lt's just a cycle, not stealing your balls!
A sage lived here,
Pali and l use to rest in this shed on a way home..
from boarding holidays..
Pali always offered old bed sheets to him,
God bless the man who kept this water pot
Baba was famous around the region,
.. drivers use to throw coins for him
Where's he now?
Dead!
.. God bless his soul
You look so stressed
l'm worried about tomorrow
Don't worry, music will ease you
Looks like, someone is staying here.
Ten days back it was a trash
You arrived ten days back?
Had to check out few things..
Oye..
Let's go!
Oye.. Stop!
He looks dangerous
l like the music
l've heard this music before - So has everyone else
What.. !
We appreciate that you like our music
Who's the singer?
Bryan Adams, it's his classic song
l like the music, what's the name of song?
''Summer of sixty nine'
69!.. 1969
And you said Baba is ''dead''
lt's his ghost - What?
A local sage lived in this shed
Shed is mine.. now
Harry, he might know, where we can get beer?
We should leave, let's go..
Hey you.. where you going?
To buy some beer - Going home
And what about me?
You have your shed
Hey.. stop!
Damn..
Who are you people?
And where are you going?
We're going to our village, it's 50 km away,
but now we live in cities
She's my sister, Pali
My friend, Toto
And l'm Harry
Nice to meet you Mr. Harry .. Mr. Toto..
and nice to meet you.. maam'
Really nice to meet you, Mr. Harry
.. and Mr. Toto..
and.. Miss.. Miss Pali
And you?
Me?
Help me,
please help me..
please help me
Help you? Sure..
But dude first tell us who are you?
And you from?
There.. ! From that sand dune
Poor guy - What were you doing there?
When l opened my eyes, l was badly wounded,
don't remember how l landed up there,
l think.. someone left me to die..
How long you been here?
Seven days
After many days l've met people.. alike me.
Mr. Harry l want to know.. my identity.
and if you help me, in return
l can do whatever you want me
l don't mind being your driver,
l can till your land, l can even fight for you.. Mr. Harry
Nothing scares me.. l have no fear!
Maam'..
may be someone is waiting for me
l think he's a good guy
Let's talk!
Do you trust in God?
Ya.. little bit.
This guy is God's gift to you, lap up the gift
He doesn't even exist, has no memory,
no past and no future,
just present, and his present is in your hands
talk to your dad and use him
.. he will solve all your problems.
Do you understand?
Excuse me. Music?
Any more request, Sir?
Do you remember your name?
No.
You can call me. Bryan Adams
Bryan Adams! We prefer to call you Baba Adams.
Oh shit! Cops!
Oye madam.. Come here.
Harry, don't you think, he should come here?
Chill.. our cops are like that only - So.
Am l so soft that you can't hear me? Get down
Why Sir?
Take your papers and step out
Give him the papers.
Ok fine, Let him come here first
Move to the car buddy.
One stubborn thing!!
According to law,
you can't order me to step out without valid reason
Speaking in English doesn't mean you know Law of land
l was a law student
What's my offence.. Sir
Offence? Step out.. Will let you know
Sir..
Relax, l can handle it
Registration?
She is such a ''sizzling thing''
Ya..
Your lnsurance is expired
lnsurance is traffic police jurisdiction
Number plate is chipped
Ya! And your number plate is also broken,
even your license is not an lndian
New York! lt's American, l can drive world over
You can drive all over the world,
.. not here!
What's your problem man?
Oh ho.. Give him some money
For what? Sir! - Come on, he is a fresh recruit.
Bribed the minister of Rs. 200000 for the job,
He has to cover up the amount.. somehow.
Ask the minister.. to return your money.
Did l vote him?
What a ''weird sizzling thing''. Doesn't she know, we are cops?
Ok, finish it off, Rs. 100 will do,
Why? But l have all the documents
Where's your seat belt?
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