Warehouse 13

Previously on Warehouse 13...

We answer to a higher authority.

These are the Regents.

Regents discuss, and I make the final decision.

Agent Sally Stukowski, this is are--

Agent Nielsen.

Ahh! Ugh!

The doorknob is gone. Somebody must have followed.

Stukowski played us.

Why would she want an artifact?

She's a sworn FBI Agent.

- It's done. - Now we wait.

Since the days of Warehouse 2,

the Regents have been its protectors.

Its first field agents,

they were responsible for instituting

the artifact collection procedures

that we carry on today.

Over time, as more and more artifacts were amassed,

the Regents became not only its governors,

but also the keepers of its secrets.

Five...

Twenty...

Eight Donald Street.

For 2,000 years, their grace,

their wisdom, and their sacrifice

has ensured the warehouses' survival

and security.

Only now they're the ones that need protecting.

FBI Agent Sally Stukowski.

Once we discovered that she's the one who stole

the triangle shirtwaist factory doorknob,

I began tracking her activities--

Which, in addition to artifact heisting,

also includes kidnapping and, if my calcs are right,

murder.

Four Regents have suffered

artifact-related deaths in the past year.

People whose connection to us is supposed to be secret.

How's Stukowski cracking our code?

One of the many mysteries du jour.

You got proof that it's her?

Plane tickets, hotel bills, rental cars,

all registered to aliases traceable to her.

And now a fifth regent, Theodora Stanton,

has been reported missing.

Wait, I met her. You--you don't think that she--

Looks like we need to have a little talk

with Ms. Sally Stukowski.

Boys!

What are you doing here in "Hotlanta"

on this glorious day?

Oh, are you chasing more strangeness?

Where's Theodora Stanton?

Who's Theodora Stanton?

Drop it, Stukowski.

We know you've been stealing artifacts.

- And killing Regents. - Killing what now?

Come on, boys, we're all on the same side here.

I don't think so, lady.

You're coming with us. Whoa.

All right, Lattimer.

No need to be rude.

I am still a lady.

- Whoa. - What the hell?

Whoa, whoa, girl.

Say it.

Fine. You were right.

Zapping her should have been plan A.

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All right. Okay.

Giving credit where it's due,

you did cover your tracks well.

Claudia, can you reassemble her phone?

Don't have to. SIM card.

Well, well, well. What have we here?

Thanks for ruining my perfect retrieval record,

Dolly Parton.

Fire in the hole.

And you're not gonna be killing

any more Regents with that, so you may as well start--

Y'all are wasting your time.

What's done is done and done.

What's done?

What did you do?

Fine.

Don't talk.

Oh, no.

Y'all are gonna beat it out of me

with some paper?

Unlike you,

we don't torture people to get information.

Put her hand on the parchment.

Sir Henry Morton Stanley's map

will tell us exactly where you've been

in the last 12 hours.

There, that's the place.

She went to the location more than once.

How do you know?

Because X marks the spot.

You sure this is it?

So Stanley's map matched up with this address,

528 Donald Street.

Whoa.

Yeah. Even I'm getting a bad vibe.

No way. This building's closed.

NSA.

You do know what those letters stand for, right?

National Security--

I don't care if you're the Pope.

You're not getting in here.

You know what?

I-I think we're in the wrong building.

Thanks, guys. I'm really sorry.

Thank you very much.

Uh--

uh, Artie?

We don't usually get pushed around

by rent-a-cops.

Rent-a-cops don't carry Colt .45s.

You think they're with Stukowski?

They would've shot us by now.

No, something's up.

We gotta get past them to figure out what.

Claudia?

Oh, yeah.

Tesla grenade. Don't leave home without it.

- Artie. - Yeah.

Look at this.

That's the Eye of Horus.

Uh, that's-- these guys are--

- What, what, what? - They're--

What? What's wrong?

40th floor, Suite 4013.

Who is Diana K. Snow?

Shhh.

Uh, Claudia, Pete,

check out that security camera footage.

I want to know exactly what Stukowski was doing here.

And, Myka, you're with me.

Wait, what do we do when goons one and two wake up?

Uh, improvise.

You got me tied up pretty snug here, Stevie.

I'm not that kind of gal.

Oh, not that you'd care.

You know, Sally, even if I did like girls,

I'm pretty sure an hour with you would turn me gay.

Today is gonna end very badly for your people.

Really?

Well, if it ends badly for us,

it ends badly for you.

Oh, Agent Jinks, bless your heart.

You can't avoid the iceberg.

The ship you're on is going down.

Lucky for you, there's a lifeboat.

You and I can both be on it.

Now who's wasting their time?

These Regents y'all are running around

trying to protect,

they're not the paragons of virtue

you think they are.

And I can prove it.

Can you, Ms. Stukowski?

Because that is something I would very much like to hear.

Okay, that closet ought to hold those guards

for a while.

Any sign of Stukowski on the security footage?

Yep. She's got a playmate.

All right.

Artie, she wasn't alone.

Stukowski has a partner?

Yeah, they were both here earlier dressed as painters.

Find him. See what he knows.

And the SIM card.

Well, let's see who Stukowski has

on her evil friends and family plan.

Hold, please.

Multiple calls to the same number

thin the past 48 hours.

Triangulating that number's current location

brings us to...

2128 Peachtree Avenue.

That's gotta be where

Stukowski's partner is right now.

I am so glad you're on our team.

Choo!

Artie, who is Diana K. Snow?

Adwin Kosan.

It's an anagram.

That's all right, Mr. Jackson.

They are warehouse agents.

Uh, Mr. Kosan, forgive the intrusion,

but we have reason to believe your life may be in danger.

That's highly unlikely, Agent Nielsen.

No one knows we're here.

- We? - We who?

Three Regents in one place.

Yeah, three birds with one stone.

You all need to come with us right now.

I imagine you two are the reason