Crash Course in Romance (One Shot Scandal / Ilta Seukaendeul / 일타 스캔들)

CRASH COURSE IN ROMANCE

This is driving me crazy.

That was the most physical affection I've had in ages.

She's going to be mortified once she sobers up.

This is hilarious.

It's just too hilarious.

Mr. Choi!

Mr. Choi!

Mr. Choi Chi-yeol!

Thank you so much! You know I…

Hold on!

REVOLT OF THE ARITHMETIC SEQUENCE

Yes. It hurts, doesn't it?

Isn't your head throbbing?

Don't you wish you could smash your head in with a hammer?

You should've stopped drinking when you were feeling tipsy.

You went way overboard last night.

Do you think you're still young?

You're no longer the super rookie you were in your twenties.

I'm aware of that, so cut it out. I'm regretting it.

So about yesterday. Do you remember everything?

I wish I didn't.

I see.

Yesterday at around 10:30 p.m.,

you were going home drunk.

Then from afar…

you saw Mr. Choi, the star teacher, approaching.

So you let out a shriek out of the blue

and then ran toward him.

Then you lifted him up and--

That's enough!

I'm suffering both physically and psychologically.

Jeez. Hey, even I was embarrassed!

You should've seen his bewildered face.

What should I do?

Should I not come to work for a few days?

-Or should I stay in the kitchen? -Yes.

I'm too embarrassed to see him--

Hello, Mr. Choi. You're here early today.

I am.

I guess Ms. Nam isn't here yet.

Yes, well…

Hello, Ms. Cho.

Why are you calling?

The moms are gathering for the All Care Program?

Of course, I'll be there.

I'll see you then. Goodbye.

Hello, Mr. Choi.

So tell me.

Are you feeling all right today?

All right?

Of course, I feel fine.

Why? Did something happen yesterday?

Did it, Yeong-ju?

It's nothing. Never mind if you don't remember.

You know I really like you, right?

Sorry?

Sorry?

I was talking to the braised burdock.

It's one of my favorite side dishes.

I see. The braised burdock.

I see.

That was hilarious.

Why is she so hilarious?

I laughed so much that my stomach hurts.

Yes, Mr. Ji.

Mr. Choi,

Director Kang would like to see you.

I think it's about the schedule.

Jeez.

The answer is 12 over 5.

Did you guys all get that?

I hope you did.

Okay, that's it for today. When are we meeting again?

Next week.

What is it, Mr. Yang?

What?

Damn it, is he serious?

I'm hanging up.

Why are you doing this to me?

I can't take Choi Chi-yeol's spot.

Then what about the students?

Everyone knows he's competing with Perfect M.

Do you want me to lose all the students?

What choice do I have? Someone needs to take his spot.

But why me of all people?

You're basically asking me to fail!

Damn it.

Thank you.

-It's nice to meet you all. -It's nice to meet you all.

I can't drink because I need to pick up Su-a later.

Okay.

I know this gathering was quite sudden, so thank you all for coming.

Time is precious when it comes to admissions.

And I thought it'd be smart to quickly figure out what to do

for our and our kids' sakes.

We're just grateful for this gathering.

I wanted us to meet up and talk.

By the way,

I didn't want to come here empty-handed, so I brought some side dishes.

Goodness.

Hold on.

Would it be weird to have them with beer?

-Come on. -Not at all.

Goodness, they look so delectable.

I'm on a diet, but I'm going to gain weight thanks to you.

Jeez, you're already skinny, to begin with.

Wear elastic waist pants next time, and I'll fatten you up.

Really? Fine, I'll do that.

Seems Ms. Jang is late once again.

She makes it obvious that she's a working mom.

If she'd told us she couldn't make it, we would've rescheduled.

-Right? -Right.

That must be her. I'll get the door.

Okay, thanks.

Ms. Nam is fun to be around.

I agree. She's pleasant

-and easygoing. -Hello.

She has to be like that to run her business.

-Hello. Ms. Jang is here. -Hello.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hello, Ms. Jang. -Hello.

I'm sorry for being late.

We're already done with scheduling.

You came just in time for the after-party. The boring part is over.

Is that so? What a bummer.

Would you like some beer?

Or do you only drink beverages like wine, Ms. Jang?

No, beer is fine.

Let me.

It's fine. I can do it.

I should catch up.

Does Geon-hu come to school to sleep?

Doesn't his arm hurt?

Is he not competing anymore?

No, he badly injured his shoulder.

He might have to give up hockey.

Seriously?

-Didn't he start in elementary school? -Yes.

It must be upsetting for him.

Guys!

They'll accept C as well for question number 25 in English.

The teachers agreed.

-Really? -Yes.

-So there are two answers? -Yes.

I guessed C. Awesome.

-Yes! -Yes!

They can't do that.

That's absurd.

What the…

What's her deal?

This is unfair.

The question may have been vague,

but there were those who correctly picked D.

It's absurd for them to get the same score as those who picked C.

That's true.

But Su-a, the teacher who made that question acknowledged their mistake.

And we already agreed to accept both answers,

so it can't be helped.

We've already graded the tests too.

Already?

Then what's the cutoff for Level 1? By how much did it go up?

You see…

In the All Care Program curriculum,

don't you think the Language Arts class is weaker than other subjects?

We should address this with the academy or have makeup classes.

They need more classes during the exam weeks.

Our kids need to be on their toes at all times.

You have a lot to say for someone who came late.

And we're all strict when it comes to our kids' studies,

but you're going overboard.

Go easy on your son, or he'll go down the wrong path.

But Sun-jae is such an obedient kid.

Who knows?

Kids like Su-a who whine and complain tend to be healthier.

Those who are obedient stay bottled up and flip out later.

Remember that case from a decade ago?

A girl from this area committed suicide after taking so many academy classes.

And her younger sibling pushed their mom to her death.

Really?

-Yes. -But I thought

the kid was acquitted due to lack of evidence.

No.

Sure, that was the outcome.

But circumstantial evidence says otherwise.

That kid resented the mother

and pushed her off the balcony.

Goodness.

I heard this from a police officer in the investigation.

Did you know that in Korea, less than one percent of suspects are acquitted?

It is ignorant and dangerous to accuse the acquitted of being guilty.

"Ignorant"?

Did you just outright call me stupid?

Jeez, Ms. Jang.

You sure are rude.

Or do you just lack social skills or something?

Why are you laughing?

It's funny to hear that from someone who doesn't contribute to society.

Are you serious right now?

Come on. Don't ruin the mood.