Life Is Wild

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The midterm will be worth 50% of your final grade.

This is the test.

You must have picked it up

when you dropped the honor codes on his desk.

None of us have looked at it,

so technically we haven't cheated.

Why don't we just throw it away?

As much as I'm enjoying this,

can we save it for after the test?

I'm gonna go get some pizza.

The test.

What do you think? Nice.

Nice?

Th-They need to be perfect.

Baby, all the flowers in South Africa

aren't going to turn this place into the St. Regis,

and knowing your friend Charlotte,

that's what she expects. Well,

I found 400-thread count sheets in Jo-burg.

I figure we can have them when she leaves.

Fantastic.

Maybe I should pop into town

and see if they have any tiaras on sale.

Danny, will you please try to be nice to her?

Why do you always knock yourself out so much

trying to impress her?

Because she is my best friend

and I am very excited to show her my new life.

Our new life.

I know she calls me Dr. Dolittle behind my back.

She does not.

It's meant lovingly.

Thank you

for ruining my weekend.

How is it my fault

that you have to go to a mandatory class trip?

Because before you were around, I would have just

conveniently forgotten to tell anyone about it.

Camping in the wild? Jesse, that sounds like fun.

Camping out in the habitat of the black mamba?

You're right-- sounds like a rockin' time.

Snakes only bother you if you bother them.

Right, Dad?

Honey, you'll be with trained counselors.

You'll be perfectly safe.

Don't worry. See? I'm not worried.

I mean, what could happen?

I'm here!

Oh, my gosh, she's here.

I'm here!

The circus is in town.

All three rings.

Oh, do you mind bringing up my bags to my bedroom?

Thank you so much; this is for you.

And I need my shoes shined.

Uh, Charlotte, this is Art--

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Oh, and I'm treating you like a bellhop.

Why didn't you introduce yourself

on the ride from the airport?

I did.

Oh,

sorry.

Jesse!

Look how much you've grown in a few months.

And Katie.

You're so gorgeous

and luminous.

Hi, Charlotte.

Oh.

Oh, bye, Charlotte.

No, where are you guys going? Oh, to get eaten

by wild animals. No, it doesn't work.

You don't scare me.

Oh, but I think I just did.

You know what, Jesse? Oh, duck.

Clever comeback flying in.

I'm glad to see some things never change.

They never do.

Mia, Chase.

You two are a sight for jet-lagged eyes.

Jo, your children are playing with a lion cub.

Uh, that's Toothbrush.

He's mine.

Oh. Toothbrush.

He's yours. That's, that's... okay.

Oh, I got some presents

for you two.

Thank you. Oh, could you hold this?

Thank you.

All right.

Uh, for you.

No need to thank me. And for you,

young lady.

Here you are.

Oh, and this is Puff-Puff.

Come here, baby.

Oh,

Puff-Puff.

You hungry, honey?

Huh?

Does Puff-Puff need to go tee-tee?

Jo, do you have any dog food?

Uh... do... uh...

I think your dog is food.

Oh!

That cat needs to go back to the wild.

Okay, guys.

Listen up, please.

Settle down, please.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm Matt.

Welcome to Bush Survival Weekend.

The purpose of this trip is to see what you guys

are made of, to test yourselves against nature,

and to learn how to work and bond

as a team.

You're the only one I'm interested in bonding with.

That's so sweet,

but it's not going to get you in my sleeping bag.

The closest I've come to surviving in the wild

is being chased down Broadway by a Yorkshire terrier.

Didn't you ever go to camp?

Yeah, Camp Minnehaha in Long Island.

It's not exactly the African Bush.

Well, don't worry.

You're in good hands.

Okay, guys, first things first.

Check your gear.

Look, you, uh...

you do trust me, don't you?

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This is about the whole cheating

on the test thing, isn't it?

Look, I know it was wrong.

Can we just get past this?

I'm trying.

Did you know this area is called

the Cradle of Humankind?

Where they say man took his first steps.

So you're saying it's a good place to start over?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

All done, all done, all done.

So I'm looking for some volunteers

to help distribute supplies.

How about you?

Me? Yeah, no.

Oh, you have better things to do?

Uh, yeah, I'm actually pitching

for the Mets next weekend, so I figured I'd save my arm.

I see we have a real rebel in our midst.

Whatever you say, Ranger Rick.

Clever.

That's funny.

Hey, why are you provoking that guy?

Because... I don't want to be here.

Camping under the stars, just you and me?

And all these happy hikers singing around the campfire.

Look, if it were just you and me, that'd be great.

But all this?

It's not me.

This is gorgeous, Char.

And my La Mer eye cream.

Thank you so much.

Look at all this.

It's too much.

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He was cute.

And dumb.

Yeah. Hey, did you hear that Lisa got caught embezzling

from the firm?

Yes, very awkward.

What else did I miss? Okay.

well, yoed our annual birthday bash.

You missed the New York Marathon

that we spent two years training for.

You ran the marathon?

No, but I watched it

on television with my running shoes on.

So, Jo... Hmm?

How is Dr. Dtle?

He knows that you call him that.

I know, that's what makes it so much fun.

You're such a brat. I love this song.

Whoo!

Could you turn the music down, please?

Some people are trying

to take naps, for God's sake.

Oh. I'm sorry, Art.

Um... Art,

this whole, uh,

Indiana Jones thing you got going on?

It'sfoy fad.ion rwar

It works for you in, you know, in a retro kind of...

way.

Maybe it'll catch on.

I... just... the music, okay?