The first 30 lines.
Come on.
- This is a little bit childish, you know. - Bite me.
Considering it.
Sorry everyone if this doesn’t make any sense,
but you’ll get it by the end of the video.
My name is Lizzie Bennet, and I really, really suck at video games.
Annnnd...
And my sister Lydia is totally smart and beautiful.
Yesss...
So Jane has now been on FIVE whole dates with Bing Lee.
If you count last night’s dinner/evening’s near disaster a date?
And assuming that a group of people running into another group of people
which happens to include two singular people is “dating”.
Although by that analysis, Jane would also be dating Darcy
and Bing’s sister Caroline. And so would me and Charlotte.
We’d all be dating each other, in fact.
Like one giant incestuous orgy of awkward and face palming.
So Jane and Bing. Five dates. They’re practically married already.
Why not just make it official?
I mean, the way Jane talks sometimes...
It’s not that I’m not being supportive. Bing is really a great guy.
I just don’t want her to make a snap decision. Especially if it’s the wrong one.
But she’s my sister, and I want her to be happy. I do. So...
Yay...
And even if she does marry Bing like, tomorrow,
there’s still a Bennet sister with a longer track record of bad decision making.
Great, you’re up. - Why is it so bright in here?
- Okay. - Hey...
- You sleep in my bed, you help me with my video. - What are you doing?
Nothing. Just relax.
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