The first 200 lines.
One, Two, Three Start!
Go on! Go on!
Faster! Faster!
Uncle John, look at our horse He's winning!
Fantastic! Bravo!
He's still first, Bravo!
He's won He did it!
Congratulations Jane - Thank you
A lesson Donald
We should learn not to bet on longshots quite so often
With women, you're much luckier
With all except you
Sorry Peter, but I'm mad about your bride to be
Then our new family will require a new doctor
Very wise of you,
I must warn you that Doctor Wells writes big bills as amusement
Talking of finances, would you Uncle John?
Oh but of course - Thank you
Hello Peter - Oh Ted Burke
I have to speak to him for a moment
Excuse me dear
Do you know, Donald How come peter is so friendly
with the chief inspector of Scotland yard
No idea, it cant hurt though
Having a policeman for a friend
Hello Burke - Hello Peter
When did you start following the horses?
Actually I prefer football, Real Madrid and Birmingham play today
At the moment 6 to 2 favour the Spaniards
But it's not over yet
What brings you here then? - I'm here on business
There is a lot of money here In banknotes
Ah of course You're on the lookout for that forger
In the past week, a great many five pound notes have turned up
watch out you don't get stuck Peter - Thanks for the tip
Quite alright
What's happening? Another goal for the Spaniards
See you tomorrow? - I'll be there
Your wedding is one thing I'm not going to miss
You're lucky Jane
Thank you - You got top odds, Eighty for Ten
I'll try my luck again - You dreamer
Her Majesty - The Queen
Peter, I'm betting on this race, come along - Not right now
Donald... I'm not sure I'm doing the right thing
I love Jane But I don't want to bring her any sorrow
That's a lot of nonsense
By tomorrow you're the envy of all London You're a wonderful couple indeed
You're to be envied my friend
What is it Jane?
You look worried
The lucky bride should be... - I'm not the lucky bride
I don't think I'll go through with it My love is not enough for him
Oh you must stop this Jane Don't be so foolish dear
Before she died, I promised your mother I'd look after you
And now you've found Peter, Peter is the finest, the best of men
Your Mother would have said... - Yes, yes of course
Look Jane
I'm getting old, I'm not too well
I want to see you happily married
Why does Peter want to marry me? I can't believe he loves me so
How can you feel that way?
He'd never have asked you to marry him if he didn't love you
Hello Jane - Hello Basil
Mr Leith - Hello Hale
I just wanted to have a look at the blushing bride here
Lovely as ever
Listen Jane, why don't you go dancing with me for the last time
Basil.. you're impossible - No more than your fiance, Peter Clifton
I must admit, I never thought you'd marry him
We might have had so much good fun my dear
Never mind your foolishness Hale, it might not amuse Peter
Well..
Good day Clifton, I've just made my last effort to take your fiance away
It's impossible I'm afraid
Still, I expect an invitation to attend your wedding
Don't count on it Hale!
Give up will you Hale - Give up..
Why? I might hold a trump you know
Then play it Don't talk
All things in good time... my dear boy
Five pounds on lord Byron Thanks
Come over here, this note is forged on the reverse side it's stamped
Dr Donald Wells
This is certainly his poorest job to date They've been getting progressively worse
That hundred dollar note last year wasn't too bad
Come look at this one
Here, here and here
Remarkably careless work, for an expert - No doubt he's getting over confident
Not very likely
I see you still cant resist jumping to easy conclusions
But your deduction is incorrect Stanley
You see our forger is only a man
He has to have some off days, we all do
He has his weaknesses
That's true of course
How do we explain such obvious carelessness?
Perhaps he's...
And what if this five pound note isn't his work?
This note is his work as sure as two and two equals four
That I can prove to you
Simply compare this five pound note with the
ten pound note, he made three years ago
It was a fine job, but it revealed a flaw on the left side
I'll pick it up Stanley
The press treat him like a film star
Yes, you see the mistakes on this note are
almost identical with that one of three years ago
Conclusive prove its the same man
Sorry Stanley, it can hardly be called conclusive
It could very well be coincidence - I can't accept that Chief Inspector
No, I put my bet on my theory Its his work alright, I'm sure
And if his work is this poor a clumsy forger is easier to catch
This great forger could fall into our hands
In time Stanley
But when a criminal knows he's made mistakes
he becomes savage, much more dangerous
It takes over his thinking
And I'm absolutely sure
he would resort to murder if needed
Ah Bert, I'm glad Scotland Yard could be here - Have no fear Peter
The whisky and I agree splendidly
Oh Doctor, do you have a moment to spare? This is inspector Rouper, my associate
One question he'd like to ask you - This bank note, did you use it?
It has your name stamped on it - Yes I could have
I did bet, only yesterday A five pound note, it's true
But who knows if it's the same one
In any case, you did pass it
So? - It's forged
How did it come into your possession? - Yes, I recall
A patient, he paid his bill with it - Where is the patient?
Well he's right here... Mr Clifton
Mr Clifton, where did you get it?
That question is difficult, It could be a bank
I don't keep a record book I'm not use to my bills being stamped
That's enough Rouper...
Mr Clifton will inform us if he learns anything, come on..
I don't like it Peter...
Isn't the Chief inspector supposed to be your friend?
As your guest, he should have tried to prevent this embarrassment
Come on, let's get a drink
An inspector from Scotland Yard here on business could be ill at ease,
as a guest you're welcome - Thank you, but you know I don't drink
I though you would have joined me in a toast to the capture of the forger
Tonight, yes Chief Inspector - Of course, cheers
Inspector Rouper behaves as if you forged that note yourself
Why its possible for anyone to have such a banknote and not know it
This forger seems a very talented fellow indeed
Unfortunate, such talent the bank of England could use
I prefer talent, did you know Peter is a copper plate engraving genius?
Yes, Uncle John let me look at some of his etchings
It's a hobby, I do very little
If I was blessed with half your talent Peter,
I might have done paintings that were acknowledged
Tell me, have you found that printing plate that you borrowed from Peter some time ago?
I'm afraid not,
and I believe you're mistaken Peter, I'm sure I gave them all back
But I'm not worried at all, if you find it, good... if not, no loss
My goodness, it's hale
Well here I am... There you are...
I do hope you're having fun
Now a toast, I wish you both a jolly wedding night
And a house full of little kiddies
As it says in the bible, be fruitful and multiply
And I will drink to the women, girls everywhere by the millions,
Poor but pretty, and marry for money
He's drunk, no Peter
I know exactly what's happening here
You gave up your affection for me, so your poor stupid sick uncle
could stop being a kitsch postcard Picasso, and have security and comfort
Your motives are admirable
For you.. - This is for you!
Better open the door
I'm sorry Jane...
I must say, your wedding day has been full of surprises.
May your lives together continue to be as exciting
To get to Longford Castle by daylight, we have to leave right away, excuse me
What luck you have dear, that awful castle he chooses for a honeymoon
Mr Hale, you have a message
Who gave this to you? - I didn't recognise him
Goodbye, thanks for coming...
Stop! Peter Clifton!
I caught you before you got away Stop! You can't avoid me
I'm aware of that I've been through all this before
I'm Mrs Anderson, of course he's never told you about me
We will not hold a discussion here We can talk when I return to town
One moment!
I want this girl to know the man she's going to live with
Calm down and hold your tongue!
You're guilty of stealing his inheritance,
the birthright of your own brother
She's off her head, come..
Don't believe a word of it, the woman is mad!
Stop! If the day comes and I think you're getting away with any of this
I'll be ready to shoot you down like a filthy dog!
You better watch what you're saying you hysterical fool
It is foolish Mrs Anderson...
What you are saying can have value for the police,
and shouldn't be publicly announced like this
Why are you butting in?
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