I Don't Want To Be Friends With You (Wo Cai Bu Yao He Ni Zuo Peng You Ne / 我才不要和你做朋友呢)

I will be back

Cad!

Who is it?

No.

Why are you in the female bathroom?

This is a male bathroom!

No!

No way!

My Gosh!

Wait for your turn.

Where is my phone?

My phone.

Where is my bag?

Where is my phone?

You little girl.

Why are you doing in the male bathroom?

I want to go home!

You tell me.

On Christmas Day.

You went into the male bathroom.

What are you doing?

Relax.

Don't be angry with a little girl.

How can I continue to run my bathhouse?

My face.

Face, face, face, face.

I felt ashamed!

Today is December 25, 1999.

There are six days left for the cross-century year, Millennium.

We are to enter into a new era, the twenty-first century.

The first day of 2000

will show the birth peak.

The first Millennials are about to be born.

Here is our correspondent

reporting from the hospitals.

Li Qing Tong!

Why didn't you wake me up?

What time?

What time is it?

Why didn't your alarm work?

Li Jin Bu.

Did you see my phone?

Where is my phone?

My...

Li Jin Bu.

I've been invited to dinner this evening.

So get your own dinner.

Stop there!

What class are you in?

I

just came in.

Alright.

Let's check the camera.

Don't bother.

Ms. Wang.

I went into road construction.

Li Jin Bu.

Please show me your respect.

Make a new excuse next time.

There is road

construction for real.

Let's go.

Why do you come to school dressed like this?

For the Parent-Teacher Conference.

Who told you to attend the meeting?

What?

You think I wouldn't know it

if you didn't tell me.

Ms. Wang told me.

You overdress. It's just a meeting.

Let go.

Whose clothes are these?

Where did you get the designer bag?

I warn you.

Don't touch me. It's expensive.

Go home now.

And get your own dinner.

What?

I warn you.

Don't talk nonsense.

Don't brag.

If you can't do it, leave here now.

Forget about the meeting.

You. Back off.

I will say whatever I want.

When I gave a speech in front of a million people,

you are not born yet.

No.

You have never come to the conferences before, Li Qing Tong!

Li Jin Bu. How dare you!

What kid will call its mother's name?

Go home right now.

One.

Two.

As the saying goes,

"the environment one is in will have a great influence on one."

What Li Jin Bu achieved today

is closely related to

me.

Well.

a family of scholars produces talents.

From the generation of my father,

my family has been committed to

cultivating intellectuals

and creating the atmosphere of

learning and knowledge.

As my alma mater states,

"rich in knowledge and technique of purpose".

Technique.

What?

It should be "tenacious".

Rich in knowledge and technique of purpose.

My daughter, Li Jin Bu,

is a smart, studious,

steady, diligent,

and pretty girl.

She inherits

the outstanding genes of mine.

Thank you.

This is super awkward.

Ms. Li, may I know

your alma mater?

Fudan University.

I also graduated from Fudan University.

Rich in knowledge and technique of purpose

When did you graduate?

What a coincidence.

Well. Ms. Wang.

When did you graduate?

2001.

I graduated in 2002.

We're not the same cohort.

What's your major?

Chinese.

Chinese!

Was Wang Xiaoyu in your class?

Maybe...

What a coincidence!

She and I are in the same office.

After the meeting,

we, alumni, can get together.

It's okay, Ms. Wang.

It doesn't matter if we get together or not.

It's been a long time since graduation.

she might forget about me.

Right?

It doesn't matter what college you go to.

What matters is learning itself.

Is it a must

to go to a good university

for a wonderful life?

Sure it's not.

I've got things to do. So excuse me.

Wish you a joyful and abundant life.

Goodbye.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Thank you, Ms. Wang.

Go home.

Didn't I say

don't brag?

Don't you use your brain to tell a lie?

Who is telling a lie?

I applied for Fudan University but I failed.

So I regard it as my alma mater in my heart.

Can't I?

Your alma mater is whatever you want it to be!

Have you been to college?

Who hasn't been to college?

You've been to college?

Where is your diploma?

Show me.

Enough. Li Jin Bu.

Your teacher just asked me about my college

You asked for my diploma now.

What? Are you two detectives?

Stop there.

Don't give me that deep freeze.

I spent a lot

so you can study in a good school.

Not for you to get at me.

Okay.

Tuition is expensive.

I'll quit school.

I don't want to be your burden.

Whatever!

Li Qing Tong.

You didn't pay for electricity again!

Cheers.

Mr. Xu.

I tell you.

This set.

There's no need to worry about its price.

Is there anything you can't eat?

No chilies, scallion, ginger, garlic or cilantro.

I'd like a bowl of wonton.

Okay. Please wait a moment.

Sorry, I don't want it.

I've made it...

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