Go, Single Lady (My Pig Lady) (真爱遇到他 / Zheng Ai Yu Dao Ta)

Episode 13

Don't be like this.

It tickles! Don't be like this.

Don't be like this.

Don't be like this. It tickles!

Why is there such a familiar feeling?

This smell is...

Please tell me you are not Porky.

Fanjiang Porky!

What are you doing?

My goodness!

Fanjiang Porky, what are you doing?

Fanjiang Yu!

Hurry and come eat breakfast, and stop playing with Porky.

Don't forget that we have to go to the orphanage today to deliver milk.

Hurry up!

Porky, come on.

You... me... it...

Fanjiang Porky, what are you doing?

I'm warning you, don't kiss someone if you haven't brushed your teeth!

Your mouth stinks, okay?

Let me tell you.

The director of the orphanage is my elementary school teacher.

But this orphanage doesn't have a lot of funds

so I bring milk and bread to them every week.

If you're just donating milk and bread for the children

why don't you just ask someone else to deliver them?

Were you listening to what I was saying?

Didn't I just tell you that they're short-staffed?

So every week, after I deliver these items, I teach them in the afternoon.

This time, it'll be an outdoor class.

And I just so happen to need an assistant.

I can kill fish and cut meat, but I absolutely cannot deal with children.

When children screech, do you know how many decibels they can go?

70 to 80!

Normal people's emotions are affected at 40 decibels.

At 50 decibels, one will likely suffer insomnia.

At 60 decibels, work efficiency is significantly reduced.

To stay in an environment at 70 to 80 decibels for a long time

don't you know that you can go deaf and cause harm to other parts of your body?

Okay! Don't worry.

I've been for many weeks.

My body, mind, eyes, and ears are all very healthy.

Are you sure?

You'll definitely like them. They're so cute! So cute!

No.

They're really cute. They're little angels.

Little angels! You're the devil.

I really can't handle kids.

This is it. You see? It's here.

Hurry and get out of the car.

They're really cute. You'll definitely like them.

There's a mob of them!

- A wild mob. - Are you guys ready?

Ready!

Get in the car. Go!

- Get in. - Here, give this to me.

Okay. Give this to me. Okay, go, go, go!

Help me hold on to this.

Okay, everyone else sits in the front.

Help me close the door.

Okay, I'll help you put this away. Watch your foot.

Is this okay? Good.

Careful. Okay. The door is closing!

Get ready to leave.

Okay.

Hi.

Hello.

Is everyone ready?

Ready!

Go! Yeah!

We're leaving.

We're going to sit and eat fruits.

One for you and one for me.

Everyone is happy and laughing.

Little boys and little girls

please hurry.

Kids, slow down. Don't fall.

Miss Man Ling, is he your boyfriend?

- Of course not. - No.

A-Bu couldn't be here today

so he's your new teacher's assistant.

I like this new teacher's assistant

because he's dressed so fashionably, just like my Ken (Barbie doll).

Little girl, you have good taste.

Brand new handmade leather shoes from Italy matched with

French designer Victor's newest designs for this season.

Did you guys hear what he said?

He wore new shoes today, so what do we have to do?

Come.

If you wear new shoes, we have to step on it three times!

Hurry and run! Run faster!

I will kill you guys!

- Calm down. - My brand new handmade shoes!

Calm down. Calm down.

If I catch you, you're dead!

- Don't run! - Run faster!

Fanjiang Yu, you're so lame.

Do you guys know to do it?

You have to turn it like this and then tie it like this.

Later, we'll give it a hat, and it'll be all set, right?

Yep, give him gloves.

And then tie it tightly. Good job!

God!

My handmade shirt. My shoes.

I only wore it twice and it's already like this!

My God! My head hurts.

What is that?

So itchy!

So hot.

Give me the ointment.

What? It's mine.

Rub the ointment on your mosquito bites.

If you have no mosquito bites and you apply it, mosquitoes won't bite you.

Why didn't you say so sooner? I've already been bitten!

Do I have to tell you this kind of thing?

It's common sense. Even children know this.

Hurry and give it to me.

Kids come over here! Let's eat.

Okay, everyone can get their drinks.

But before you eat, I have a question for you guys.

Do you know why we need to put a scarecrow in the field?

I know! This way sparrows won't eat everything.

So scarecrows are the superheroes that protect the field.

That's right! Everyone, applaud.

So awesome.

Are the sparrows in the countryside that easy to fool?

They haven't seen the world.

Did I ask you? Why are you talking?

So kids, you must know

farmers have a very hard job.

So whether you're eating rice or noodles

you must eat all of it and not waste food, okay?

Okay!

I have another question I want to ask you guys.

Why did you guys have to make two scarecrows today?

Because the scarecrow would be too lonely

so we made him a girlfriend.

This way that can date and protect the field at the same time.

That's true.

If there was only one scarecrow in such a big field, he'd be very lonely.

Okay, then I will donate my scarf today

so that the woman scarecrow can become even prettier.

So she can look beautiful on her dates.

Thank you.

Handsome teacher's assistant.

Maybe you can donate your rather dirty Italian shirt

so that the kids can make the handsome scarecrow even more handsome.

Fine.

Since it's so dirty anyway, it's useless.

Take it.

Let's give him a round of applause and thank him.

Thank you!

He's so generous.

Let's drink something, and then go dress up the scarecrows, okay?

Okay!

Awesome!

Okay everyone, mission accomplished.

We can eat now.

Walk slowly.

Be careful.

Slowly. Don't go so fast.

Be careful.

Don't you think they're quite pitiful?

They both have their arms wide open, but they can never hug each other.

Known as Asia's Buffet, famous entrepreneur Fanjiang Rong

is suspected to have been in a plane crash in Brazil.

They are still investigating what caused the crash.

At least they both agree to endure the wind, sun, and rain together.

When they need someone by their side, they have each other.

They won't betray one another.

That must be the scarecrow with the best taste in the world.

You're quite lucky.

Such a handsome scarecrow is protecting your field.

It's the world's most narcissistic scarecrow.

They're really beautifully done.

With them protecting the field, I won't have to worry.

Then I'll have to trouble you to take care of these two scarecrows.

No problem.

Can you help me take a picture as a memento?

Thank you.

Kids! Come here to take a picture! We're taking a picture!

Thank you.

Hurry over!

Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry and run over. Be careful.

Stop eating.

I'm taking it now. Everyone, get closer.

Smile!

After I count to three, go 'yeah.' One, two, three.

Yeah!

What is this?

God, if I keep doing this, in one week

I'm going to be naked and walking around barefoot.

What should I do?

It was sunny out, so I hung your blanket outside.

And this is a package that David sent.

David knows me best!

So awesome!

We have those things that he sent!