Ishtangaa

ISHTANGAAA

Hey! Do you want an omelette with or without masala?

He is our fantastic uncle

As everyone in the town was complimenting him that he does good comedy

He came Hyderabad by bus to become a comedian in 'Jabardast' show.

Later he got to know that the villagers were kidding.

With masala.

His name is Prabhakar. His friends call him as Prabhu.

His friends praised him that Prabhudeva is not only confined to his name

but also in his dance.

Later he was in Hyderabad.

It should be tasty.

I swear, friends are the most dangerous persons I say.

They don't let you follow your words.

What happened?

I was happily living in Karimnagar.

I lead a king's life with Rs. 10,000 salary and girlfriend.

The day we boozed and danced a lot on our friend's sister's marriage,

that's it.

By morning they've decided that in a way how Prabhudeva is India's Michael Jackson,

I'm Michael Jackson of Karimnagar.

Since then they booked my ticket, made me catch the Hyderabad bus and sent me here.

Is it? Idiot, how did you believe them?

Didn't you believe them when they praised you as a comedian? It is the same as that.

Mental fellow.

Uncle, it's not about we both.

If you praise someone saying that you're great,

that's it, they take a Hyderabad bus without any second thought

Leave them all. What about your proposal?

Proposal?

She left slapping me and showing like this.

Hey Idiot! I asked you to tell the theory but not practical.

Why are you laughing? Bring my omlet.

Coming.

Prabhu, why did he become silent?

What is there uncle? He wants a wife but doesn't want to get married.

How is it possible when he doesn't want a married life but desires of all comfort.

What happened to our guys?

Datings on one hand and breakups on the other.

You guys are spoiling our relations and affections.

Come on uncle. Stop saying the serial names.

I'm unable to impress and marry a girl despite my constant efforts,

but he is continuously loving and breaking with girls.

Not sure how is he managing to do so?

Hey! You wait man.

Krishna, why did you decide not to marry?

You'll realize when you come to my age that there should a partner.

Uncle, I'll tell you a thing.

Efforts are more and affections are less in our relationships.

Fear is more and freedom is less.

They live together lifelong arguing though they don't like each other.

It's just because of a small commitment called marriage.

I hate it uncle, I really hate it.

You know, I want that unconditional love.

Hey Mr. Krishna!

They doesn't happen here.

Don't you know that there is a women's welfare for every street?

They insult you by making you sit in a television program if you do foolish acts.

So keep these indifferent and undemocratic acts aside and

stop proposing stupid girls. Understood?

Hey Krishna! What he said is absolutely true.

Trust me.

Come on guys. Do we stop boozing if we vomit?

We should just change the brand. That's all.

I need a new girlfriend right now.

Prabhu, he is not understanding what we are saying.

He doesn't change. Your bad luck.

Uncle, when will he get the right girl?

I need a new girlfriend.

Hey!

Have you gone crazy?

Do you think that girls are android phones?

As if you desert the S6 model as S7 came into the market

and deserting S7 because of S8,

how can you abandon the old girlfriend on arrival of a new girlfriend?

How can you attract towards the figures as you attracted towards the features.

Shucks!

Girls means,

moon.

Not a moon but she is a star.

Stars... starts... beyond the moon.

If you want to reach them..

Shucks! You cannot reach them.

Hey! Hey! I'm proud to be a girl

Because,

it's the girl who charge you no matter which model you use.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Your battery doesn't work if we aren't there for you.

What do you guys do with a non-working mobile in your trousers?

That is why respect the women.

Convey like this. Come.

-Go. -Hey Sathya!

Not only as a writer, you act good as well.

-Is it so? Shall we start now? Come. -Come.

Is the camera ready? come on.

-Rolling. -Action.

Wow! Fantastic.

Stop clapping and learn from her.

Learn how she has shown a satirical way on boys.

It's is just her who can make a demo or write an article.

At last, if it is 'News cafe' then it's just her.

Congratulations Sathya.

-Thank you. -You're a genius.

Sometimes it surprises me thinking of how creatively you think.

-You're fantastic and beautiful. -Biscuit!

You arrive at the perfect time.

Sir, tea and biscuits are ready.

Go guys. Don't just enjoy eating the stuff but think a bit. Okay?

The demo was finished right. Leave now.

Hey Sathya!

Congratulations Sathya.

Do you know that our video makes a great success in YouTube.

Thank you sir.

Come on Sathya. How many times do I need to tell you? Why do you call me as 'sir'?

Call me Ricky.

Ricky? We know that your real name is Ranganath.

Okay. Thank you Ricky.

See, how sweetly I hear my name. Thanks.

Bye.

Hey!

-Ricky... -What did you spell?

But it was you who asked to call you as Ricky.

It was for her not you. Call me sir, Ricky sir.

-Call me. -Ricky sir.

Ricky sir.

Tell me what it is?

That is, I've a concept. I wanted to explain toyou if got some time.

Explain the concepts to Sathya.

Sathya conveys it to me if she likes it too. Okay?

-So that you can spend more time with her. -Sure.

You may go now.

-Come. -See you Sathya.

Bye sir.

-Hi, I'm Prabhu. -Hi.

I'm the lead choreographer of this institute.

Truly speaking, I'm the world famous choreographer of Karimnagar.

-And for the last... -Hey Prabhu! Enough of your discussions.

Go and fill the water in the fridge.

-Hi, I'm Krish. -Hello, I'm honey.

-How can I help you? -I wanted to learn dance.

-Which dance? -It's salsa.

Salsa?

-Salsa dance. -If it is so then you need a partner.

I'm really good at salsa. If you want me to...

No, no, no. I've a boyfriend.

Prabhu, attend her.

Well, the lead choreographer Raghu will come and attend you. Okay?

My god! No one is single.

-Shucks! It got rejected again. -What happened dear?

I thought of opening a dance academy in the US right?

The application got rejected again.

Opening an institute in the US was your dream right?

Try it again. You'll achieve it.

I have a small work. I'll be back in three hours.

Where are you going at this time instead of doing practice?

I was requesting my girlfriend for 3 days to meet and she accepted to meet me today.

Shouldn't I go then?

What's with giving you her time as if giving some job?

Love is a mutual need.

In a way how you feel happy when she talks to you,

She too feels happy when she talks with you.

When that's the case, your request for her time and she sanctioning it...

I don't understand this concept.

Listen, our time should be in our control but not in others. Understand?

Correct. I should go at least to convey this. I'll leave then Bye.

You guys will not change.

-Good morning Sathya. -Good morning, get lost.

Shouldn't I wish Geetha? Geetha...

-Good morning Geetha. -Good morning.

-Your dress is superb. -Thank you.

Is it?

Today is Sunday. Why are you disturbing us instead of watching a cartoon?

Today is Sunday right? I came here to give some privacy to my parents.

Is there any relation to your age and what you speak?

Is there any connection to the size of the bullet and its performance?

You are awesome.

It gets hurts if you don't kiss the other side.

Hey! Enough leave now.

-Sathya, you're a demon. -Get lost!

He is just a poor kid.

He is a kid but he isn't innocent as you think.

Anyhow why does he come to us and disturb us all the time?

I have a doubt.

I think he has crush on you, right?

Hi Sathya.

-Hi. -The video you made became so sensational.

Do you know that the subscribers for our YouTube channel was also increased.

Sathya, this is all you credit.

Thank you sir.

-Sorry, thank you Ricky. -Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Sometimes, I get very scared thinking what might happen to me if you weren't there.

I mean, I'm scared of what might happen to our YouTube channel.

'Let the ship sink, what's it for me?' is the new program's title. How is it sir?

It is just like your face.

Instead of getting idiotic titles such as sinking ship or deathbed,

Come up withs titles such as 'Break up girl'.

See how creative it is. Think like Sathya. Okay?

-You may go Sathya. See you, bye. -Okay. Thank you.

Go now. You too get sinked. Leave.

-See you Sathya. Bye. -Ok sir.