Below Deck

Previously this season

Previously this season on "Below Deck."

- We didn't really have a lot to choose from for crew.

This is my first yacht.

Ready?

Get it to the goddamn dock.

Have you ironed very much?

- Yes, I have an 8-year-old little girl.

You're such a calm chef.

Matt's from Canada,

which is, like, a G-rated country.

- Hi, Nico, we met in Barcelona.

He was very flirtatious, very charming.

I miss you.

- It's super hard being away from Melissa,

but life has changed dramatically for me.

- What do you think they are doing right now?

- Did they hit something? - God damn it!

- Are you a new crew or something?

The new boatswain.

- Why would you do two pieces of fish in one dish?

- You don't like it? - I'm not even hungry anymore.

If it were my restaurant,

a lot of things would have been sent back.

- I'm not getting the progress out of the galley that I need.

- She sucks at her job, but she's hilarious.

- I left my daughter to go after my dream,

but this is a living nightmare.

This is the fifth charter.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

- I just broke up with my girlfriend.

- Oh, my god, we're holding hands.

It's so official.

Morning, Nico.

- It's hard to admit, but since EJ's come onboard,

the deck team has come a long way.

- When the charter ends, I'm out of here.

- Okay, move the fenders over to this side.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

Lock it down.

Well done, everybody.

- Well, look who it is. - What's up?

- Last charter, and if he wants to go all out,

the more extravagant, the better.

This is your moment to shine.

- We have characters for each crew member.

- You're gonna be the mime. - Cool.

- Classic Kate, I knew she would find a way

to keep Jen from talking.

- The plan is to stay here after charter?

Nico and I talked about it.

I'm pretty sure we're still doing it.

- I screwed up, I love Melissa,

and I want to go back home and fully commit to her.

I don't need this sh--!

May I say something, please?

This is not a conversation.

This is a lecture.

Hiring a new stewardess would only be more work for me.

I would love to have time to be like,

"Mm, my feelings are hurt."

I don't have time for that.

Okay, I'll tell you why.

I thought you were gonna come in

like a breath of fresh air.

And you come in, and you're giving criticisms

at the crew mess table,

when we don't really need any more of those.

Yeah.

- After you tell me about your feelings, Kyle,

I would also like you to tell me

everything I'm doing wrong

and why I'm such a horrible friend.

Lay down on the couch.

Let Dr. Kate hear it all out.

- I should know better than to lie down

on the crew mess couch, okay?

Thank you.

Now help me.

I need folding tables from the laz.

We've got water gun stand.

We're going for a carnival theme.

Please go get in a clown costume

and be super cheerful and cool and happy.

All right.

- All crew, all crew, fireworks are at 9:30.

Potatoes are delicious.

- Tim Sykes just likes looking at cool sh--.

And that's what I made for him tonight: cool sh--.

On the seafood tower,

we have fresh lobster, oysters, shrimp.

This is my last dinner; I got to kill it.

Look at that meat.

Excited to drop off tomorrow?

- Um...excited, sad, I don't know, everything.

Our crew are starting to click.

I know deep down inside,

this isn't ever gonna go anywhere.

I'm ready to go home and clear my head out.

We're in, like, a marriage.

We argue, then we love each other.

It's a beautiful mess.

Tony, you have WiFi?

No, I'm just roaming.

I was like, "What?"

- Hey, Timothy, may I just talk to you about a menu question?

Yeah.

- So you guys are gonna be eating dinner on the main deck,

which will lead to the fireworks,

which are at 9:30.

Is it okay if we go ahead and set the table?

Where else can we go?

- Timothy's so excited about this party.

He wants a seafood tower,

a champagne tower, the fireworks.

It's like his bar mitzvah all over again.

- Let's just distract them until it's time.

Exactly.

Nico, Nico--Kate.

Go ahead.

- Can you take the guests on a lengthy tour of the boat

while we get the party set up?

- Yeah. - Thank you so much.

Nico is going to give you

a thorough tour of the crew port.

- I really want to look at the engine room

and see how big that generator is.

- Let's go. - All right.

- Oh, my god, this is below deck.

- So this is a little crew area.

Here's where I sit and eat my dinner.

Here's the ranch dressing sauce.

These are all of our laundry units.

I'm showing them stuff

that I don't even want to talk about.

Wow!

Whoa.

- Where'd you learn to do all the balloon-making?

In county.

Jen, blow up balloons.

They make a lot of impact.

- Do not suck helium. - I'm not.

Make it look festive.

- If Kate wants me to answer a question without talking,

I'm gonna answer without talking.

I'm gonna try to keep it together,

but when the season is finally over,

I'm definitely gonna talk to Kate

about why she's treating me the way that she is.

- I need to figure out a seafood tower, sh--.

This is where we sleep.

- So does Chef have to sleep in the fetal position?

Because he's so tall.

I love doing theme parties

when I have more than zero time.

We have a really good crew.

I think it'll work.

- I'm not worried about the crew.

- I'm not worried about the second stew.

Sometimes I'm worried about the third stew.

- So here is our bridge. - Nice.

- This is where all the real magic happens.

- Okay, guys, I'm gonna go change quickly

so I can do dinner service.

While I'm doing dinner service,

everyone change into their costumes.

Kate, Kate.

Go ahead.

Are you guys ready yet?

- If you could please give them an overview

of the very expensive toilet.

Okay, copy.

- Mime, do not take a long time to change into your costumes,

because then you should be coming back up here

and making it as festive as possible.

Okay.

- Seriously, spend like ten minutes changing.

Okay.

- Just inside this big bathroom.

It's called R-poo D-poo.

Oh, man.

- Got lights and music on here.

That'd be it.

Nice.

- Okay, Kate, we're done with the tour here.

- Let the guests know they can freshen up,

and then dinner will be ready.

Lemon juice.

Welcome to the carnival!

Wow.

- It's glued together by positivity.

- Look at these lobsters. - Whoa.

That is beautiful.

Hi.

How do you want me to do this, anyway?

Dress it in lemon juice.

- I hear oysters are an aphrodisiac.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, good.

See, all protein.