The Big Ask

Hey.

Hey.

You find me okay? Yeah, sure did.

Good, good.

Normally, I have to come looking. (LAUGHS)

Are you Rich?

I am. Okay.

Hi, I'm Andrew.

Good to have you. Pleasure.

Pleasure to be here. That's Hannah.

Hi. Hi.

Pleasure to have you. How are you? Thank you.

All right.

Come on in.

Okay, well, you know...

Kitchen.

Over here, we got the, uh, dining room, you know, uh...

Living room, games room, uh, bedroom.

Bathroom over there and, uh...

Oh, uh, the practice room, back over there.

You guys bring instruments?

We did not. No!

No. Oh, no.

Okay, well, we got some tambourines, stuff like that.

I only mentioned it because, uh,

there's a crystal deposit that just runs right under the house.

You know, and it's just...

Really good for making sounds, you know what I mean?

Yes. Yeah. I knew you did. I knew you did.

Okay, well, um...

Let me see. Hot tub, back here. Let me show you.

Okay. So you take this,

and then you just, you put it in here

and, uh, you know.

I mean, that's pretty much it.

Well, uh, you might need a lead time because it takes a while.

Uh... (PUFFS) What else, what else?

Oh, oh! The wind.

It's going to come whipping through here like a panther in the night.

Okay, so make sure that those trash bins are locked down. Got it?

Okay. Will do.

All right. Bye.

Have fun.

Coming in hot.

Jesus!

Hey! Whoo!

That doesn't look like my old friend.

That does. That looks like...

Hi! Hi!

I told you as soon as you got here...

You look so pretty. Thank you, so do you.

Hello. Hi.

Hey, man. What up, Captain?

Are we making meth or what?

Yeah, that's exactly why I chose this place.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

Oh, it feels good to be out here.

Right?

You know, I just love this house.

Me, too.

No.

It's graceful though.

Oh!

There's not enough points. We got a point.

He seems good.

He seems better.

Does he? Yeah.

He was doing so well and then suddenly, he just...

Check this out.

Do you know what I was thinking about?

Today, for some reason,

that time that we tried to rent a trailer.

Oh! Oh, my God!

We, uh, we... Well...

We attempted to, um, rent a trailer and go on a road trip to Alaska.

With the stripping vegan! Dude, shut the fuck up.

What? What?

All right. I may have been involved

at the time with a vegan dancer.

Oh. Wow! Dancer.

Dancer. Sorry. Yeah.

Dancer. She was nice.

Her clothes just kept on falling off.

It was the strangest thing.

Not in front of us.

Anyway, enough about the stripping vegan.

I apologize, I apologize.

I would like to make a toast.

Uh, first of all, happy birthday, Andrew.

Oh, I'm not done! And to

a vacation.

Or for those of us who, um,

just work from home, Andrew and Dave,

uh, to life.

Aw. To having a great week.

To not dying of cancer.

Wow.

I... Hmm?

I have mouth diarrhea. I'm sorry.

To no one else dying of cancer. Hear, hear.

Ah, there you go. There you go.

Cheers.

This pasta is delicious. Thank you.

Thank you so much. All right.

And the salad is also delicious.

Don't stress about it.

So, um...

Thank you all so much

for being so great about...

Everything. You know, with the... With the service,

and with the, uh, helping with the food.

Hey, we are here for you. We love you, man. Hmm.

Yeah, we love you so much. Yeah.

I'm, uh...

Still trying to deal with the fact that my mom is

gone, and that's...

I never really ever got to make peace with...

Anything.

And I know that it was a trek to come out here.

And I know that, you know, it was last minute.

But, uh...

There is a reason I asked you all to come.

And, uh...

I have decided

that

what I really want is, uh...

To have sex with everyone here.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, dude.

That's what I really want.

You want what?

Like all of us, or...

Just the boys?

No, just... Just the women.

Actually, um...

I would love to have sex with all of you.

At the same time.

Is this a joke?

I'm sorry. I feel like this is a joke on me or something.

What, Hannah?

No.

It's not a joke.

Mammals.

Mammals, you know, they need

each other.

Mammals?

Love is so powerful.

And I need it.

I need it. I need like...

A steroid injection of it.

To heal.

Holy fuck!

I don't mean to put anyone in an awkward place.

I really, really don't. I, uh...

No one has to decide tonight.

We have a whole week here.

So... Oh, good.

We have a week to make this decision.

So, is this something that you're considering?

My feeling has been that if I ignore it long enough,

it will go away.

That's kind of my basic strategy.

Okay.

Um...

Few questions.

What does his therapist have to say about all this?

Oh, did I not tell you? He stopped going.

Hannah. No more therapy.

The dude like, really needs to be in therapy.

You should... You should try to tell him that,

'cause he doesn't want to hear it.

Okay. Wow!

We got some work to do, huh?

You realize that what...

What position this puts us all in.

It's not, it's really not cool, man. Uh...

I totally understand that and I also...

I also don't care.

Oh, that's good. I get it.

What?

No, I get it. I mean, think about it, you know...

The worst thing in the world happens to you

and you want to turn it into something positive.

I mean, his mom died of fucking horrible cancer.

And now he wants to use that opportunity to

sleep with his friends' girlfriends.

Your girlfriend, man. He's talking about your girlfriend.