Bikie Wars: Brothers in Arms

The best thing for you to do is fuck off while you can!

You think Jock or any of them are going to listen to reason?

Probably not.

So, what's the point? You just look weak.

Mate, if we wanted to get you, we wouldn't do it at night.

We'd do it right in front of your face.

Fucking cowards!

This is all about

the Bandaids trying to prove they're harder than we are!

That's the trouble with you Commos.

You haven't worked out that if you push us...

we push back twice as hard.

Go and tell someone who cares.

We fucking outnumber him two to one.

He's got guns and he wants to use them. He's prepared.

So have we. Hang on. No, no, no.

I thought you said that you weren't going to do that.

I thought you told him that.

This is full-on hostilities, alright?

This is all-out war!

Why did you let him split the club? Everything was fine before that.

I'm leaving, Snod.

I'm not taking any more chances with Chris and the kids.

You keep this for now. You feel the same in a week, I'll let you go.

I mean, you can bash each other as much as you like.

You start firing guns in public places,

expect a whole lot of grief from us.

Is that a threat?

You bet.

And there'll be no fights at football grounds.

This is guerrilla warfare.

So watch your back.

The swap meet at the Viking Tavern tomorrow at Milperra.

It's a compulsory meeting.

And if the Comanchero are there,

we will bash them and we will take their colours...

and put an end to this.

Bandidos forever!

Forever Bandidos!

Hey, Shifty. Hey, you old bastard.

Leanne.

What are you doing here? You going to church?

Yeah, right!

No, I'm dropping some flowers on my old man's grave.

Nice.

What you doing after that?

Going to a swap meet. Why?

Can I come?

I don't think so.

I'm bored, Shifty. Don't be such a dumbshit arsehole.

Listen here, Leanne, I told you to quit with the swearing!

I'll be off this bike as soon as look at you and slap your arse!

Tell you what I'll do.

Stay with me bike,

see no-one touches it,

then I'll think about taking you to the swap meet.

Fucking deal.

Whoa! Soap and water, Leanne!

Yeah, soap and bloody water and don't be too bloody long.

Good morning!

Hello, mate.

Hey.

Look what's under there.

Happy Father's Day.

Thanks, mate. Thank you.

What are they?

Thanks very much!

Happy Father's Day.

Jesus Christ, Leroy. We won't have any left!

The trick's getting the pressure right in the bastard.

Just use your bloody mouth!

Yeah, I tried that! Hurts in here.

Just leave it alone, OK? Let me do that. You come and do this.

Nice day for it.

Aye.

You know, my father, he never approved of Father's Day.

He said it was a capitalist plot

designed to separate the worker from his money.

Me, I'd rather enjoy it, you know?

A day of reflection of the importance

of being the man of the house.

Not my father. No time for reflection there.

Course, growing up in the Gorbals forges a man politically.

Goebbels was a Nazi.

What?

You know.

# Hitler has only got one ball #

# Goering, his are way too small #

# Himmler had something sim'lar #

# But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all. #

What are you talking about, you clown?

I'm talking about Father's Day and growing up in the Glasgow slums.

I mean, what the fuck has that got to do with the Third Reich, Leroy?

Don't say another word, pal. OK?

Are you going to the swap meet?

Yeah. Fog's picking me up. Good.

'Cause I've got a neighbour coming over. He's a drainer. Yeah?

You'd probably be out of your depth.

I'll show you how to do this.

It's too fast, see?

Hey, Bull.

You coming to Milperra?

Nah.

Everybody's going.

I'm not.

Well, how am I supposed to get there? I need a lift.

That's not my problem.

Hey, Chopper. Christine.

Big night out?

Yeah, always.

Come here.

Hey. You know this is compulsory, don't you?

Snoddy wants us all there.

Fair dinkum.

Babe, do you mind if I drop Chop off and have a couple of beers?

Well, you're lucky it's Father's Day.

I'll only be a couple of hours. I promise.

Better bring him home... Come here.

Otherwise I'll be doing the cooking.

No, no! That's my barbeque. You don't touch that!

Yeah, well, you've been told! You, you're a bully.

See ya. Alright? And you smell.

Hit it, Leroy.

Backhand.

Forehand. Backhand.

Leroy.

Game, set, match.

Oh!

After the meet, come back for a feed, if you like.

Oh, we're thinking out heading to Mittagong for a bit of a run.

Well, enjoy yourselves.

Going to see if there's any interest.

See who turns up at the club.

If you do decide to come back, get Snowie to bring some meat, eh?

I wouldn't mind a bit of a run, Pres.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind that either.

Poor old thing hardly gets a ride these days.

I heard that.

OK!

Ready? And go!

Hang on! Hang on! No, wait!

What's going on here? Go on. Bring me in, bring me in!

Come on, come on, come on!

What are we doing? Chop, come on!

Here we go. Alright. One, two, three, four!

Ow! Fuck!

Guys, no, we're supposed to...

Roo, come on in. Come on, Roo! You show us then!

Come on, mate. You got to show us.

Come on.

Here we go.

Oi! Oi!

Oh, the double!

What is that?!

Going to get my beer.

Fair dinkum. That's dangerous.

I thought you weren't coming.

Yeah, well, stinky fingers needed a lift and I felt like a beer.

It's a waste of time anyway. They're not going to show.

Too public. Too many people.

What can you do at a swap meet anyway?

It's like... fighting in church.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

You love it!

Not like I used to.

You're so full of crap!

Mate, we can't do this forever.

I can. It's in my blood.

You just do it 'cause Caeser does it.

Bullshit!

Mate, you copy everything he does!

Such a load of crap.

If he put on lipstick, you'd go and buy a bloody dress!

Oi, go and get fucked.

Aw, see? Nice. You need a better role model.

Like you?

Yes! Solid, dependable, incredibly good looking...

Solid?

Yes!

What do you call this? Hey?

What about it? An old couch losing its padding?

Ease up!

Storing fat for the winter?

Mate, this is a fuel tank for a fuck machine and don't you forget it!

Hey! He done it!

Oh, stop it! Stop teasing! Oh, no. You're mine!

This is how you dance with ladies, gentlemen.

I use the term 'gentlemen' very lightly.

Hey, Leanne! Leanne! Hey!

Hi, Dad!

What are you doing here?

Oh, I got a late start.

You're not working, are you?

Yeah, yeah. I'm going down the snow.

But it's Father's Day.

I got you a present.

I don't need nothing like that.

But it's really good. I got it from the Avon lady.

Oh, you should hang on to your money, love.

I got a job now, Dad. Making and folding curtains.