Eagleheart

This is it, Monsanto.

I've been waiting a long time for this.

All right.

I'll play along. You hungry?

- What? - Eat a piece.

- Calm down. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

It's quiet time now.

Sleepy time.

Oh, and we're drifting off...

Shh.

Oh, one more thing.

I'll make sure to send my dry-cleaning bill...

To hell.

Folks, Popeye this... el page-o uno.

That's quite a haul, Monsanto.

You're the toast of the town.

Marshall Chris Monsanto?

Well, now, that depends on...

Oh. You're from the library, right?

This is for you.

Congratulations.

Oh.

Well...Thank you.

What is it, Chris?

Oh, it's nothing.

Just an invitation to a sleepover at the Conti twins' house tonight.

Who are the Conti twins?

Danny and Joshy Conti.

They were the most popular kids in my elementary school.

Their sleepovers were legendary.

I mean, only the coolest kids in town were invited.

Oh, my God.

After all these years, I've finally made the cut.

Can we go?

Chris:

Oh, come on. You mooks couldn't get into a Conti twins sleepover

if you had solid-gold pajamas,

which, rumor has it, the Conti twins have.

Enjoy sleeping in your own homes tonight.

Welcome, Chris.

Hi.

Hey, guys, what's it like being twins?

Well, it's a very special bond.

Sometimes we even finish...

Each other's sentences...

...Chris.

Wow.

That's pretty amazing.

Do you want to see what else...

...Twins can do?

It's time for...

...The ceremony...

...Chris.

Oh, well.

I like the sound of that.

What's the ceremony?

Okay. Um...

And now the grand finale.

Chris:

Bring out the pancakes!

Chris:

Hey. How was the big sleepover, buddy?

Huh?

How was the, uh, big sleepover?

Why are you riding me about this?

Nothing unusual happened, okay?!

We just did...Sleepover stuff, all right?

Oh! Oh!

Just normal fun.

Cool.

What am I doing?!

Why can't I stop myself?

Marshal Monsanto! Wow!

What is a true American hero doing in my office?

What is this?

Why are you dumping cocaine on my desk?

Please don't hate me.

I swear to God, I have no idea why I'm doing this?

- Freeze! - We got two anonymous,

simultaneous tips that somebody in this office was holding a huge stash of cocaine.

Looks like we caught our man white-handed.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

This isn't mine.

I've been set up.

You shouldn't tell lies, Wilcox, especially white lies.

- Another great collar, Chris. - Yeah, white collar.

How did you get here so fast?

I guess I have some sort of special...power? I...

- Yeah, white power. - Stop talking.

As twin governors, we'll work twice as hard to improve our schools, create jobs...

...And balance the state budget.