Konkatsu 1000 Knocks (婚活1000本ノック)

Come! (Yamada) Minami-san! Mr. Minami!

Hi everyone, are you having fun?

Koike? Koike-chan.

《Until you give yourself up like this➡

Have you ever met a man who could help you? 》

《I like Koike》

Ah... Ah! (Everyone laughs)

``What kind of expression was that? 》

《Is it okay to interpret that he smiled kindly? 》

《No, maybe➡

Don't look! Maybe that was what it meant》

《Which one? Ah, I'm curious! 》

Minami-san. Ah... What is it, Yamada?

There's nothing wrong with that, right?

Sorry, sorry. Do you still have the rice cake?

eh? It's ticking.

eh? It's ticking.

Ah, that's true. Hehe... No, I was just thinking.

What about your senior? eh?

no? It's not like that though. Your face overflows with love.

Yes!? Huh? No... Mr. Minami, this is not the time to be embarrassed.

Be honest about your feelings.

No... To Koike, who was completely unmarked ➡

I'm a little confused that I'm feeling this way.

I'm a little confused that I'm feeling this way.

At that time, money, work, hair, etc.

Things that stick around such small ponds➡

I don't care about everything➡

Koike: I felt like I was drawn to it.

That's fine. Huh?

It's really good!

No, I've been aware of the good qualities of my seniors for a long time.

So I'm glad that Minami-san is so excited.

Eh, then... will you support me? No, it's obvious.

Eh, then... will you support me? No, it's obvious.

Because I want to attain Buddhahood. Ah, that's right.

Okay!

I definitely want to become a couple with my senior.

Huh... no no. I wonder if I can do it?

No, Koike, it's about me➡

I only think of them as marriage-hunting friends.

That's how I become weak ➡

That's proof of true love. No, stop being really in love!

There's something embarrassing about that. (Okame) Minami-san?

Huh... Ah, thank you for your hard work.

Huh... Ah, thank you for your hard work.

Your inner voice has been leaking out for a while now, hasn't it?

Huh... ah...｡

I'm starting to like Oike-san.

Erm...

Actually... yeah.

Mr. Oike also seems to be interested in Mr. Minami.

Huh!? I didn’t wait for confession time➡

I got dumped. I was quite serious though...

I got dumped. I was quite serious though...

《Okame...I'm sorry for being such a good girl》

Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay.

I just wasn't Oike's destined person.

Hurry up instead! eh?

Oike-san, you're acting brave, but about the wig earlier➡

Actually, it looks like it was quite a shock➡

I'm embarrassed and don't have the face to suit everyone➡

I'm going back to Tokyo. (Yamada/Ayako) Huh!?

He said he would take the bus at 12:55.

If you go now, you still have time!

Mr. Minami, if you are serious about Mr. Oike, please chase him now!

Mr. Minami, if you are serious about Mr. Oike, please chase him now!

Mr. Minami! what will you do?

Let's run! Let's run! Let's run! Let's run! Let's run! Let's run!

Hey! (Okame) Be careful!

thank you! Wow~ Run and run!

eh…? Who were you talking to just now?

(Announcement) I cannot answer the phone right now. If you are in need...

Koike?

Not there. Huh? Why isn't there a bus?

eh? You're on time. Maybe you took the next bus?

Ah, I see. Yeah.

I looked at the timetable and it says it's an hour until the next bus arrives.

I looked at the timetable and it says it's an hour until the next bus arrives.

Why not wait? I see... I get it, I get it.

Ah, it's Aizawa-chan!

Mr. Minami? where are you?

Um... I'm sorry... I have something really important to do.

Hey, um... I'm looking for Koike.

Mr. Koike?

Are you there? Over here. Eh!?

Now, in my last free time, it's just me and Fukudome ➡

Are you talking? Huh!?

Are you talking? Huh!?

《If you are serious about Mr. Oike, please chase him now! 》

"it's awful! I was outwitted by the Okame! 》

Mr. Oike, do you watch movies?

Yeah, I quite like movies. (Okame) Is it true!?

I like it too, but I've been told that I'm a little weird.

why? (Okame) No, my favorite movie➡

I'm the type of person who watches it over and over again.

Huh? Really? I'm that type of girlfriend too. (Okame) Eh!? I'm so happy!

Moreover, I really like watching old movies.

Eh, really!? Me too. What have you seen recently?

It's ``The Godfather.'' (Koike) Eh, really!?

It's ``The Godfather.'' (Koike) Eh, really!?

Together, together, together! (Okame) especially ➡

“PART II” is the best! (Koike) I understand.

Hey, do you remember Michael's famous quote?

"Keep your friends close"

"Put the enemy closer"

Oh~!! (Okame) That line➡

It's creepy, but it's cool.

Hey Minami-san, are you listening?

(Aizawa) Hello!

《Terrifying Okame... No, it's not Okame➡

He's a Tasmanian devil, a cute but ferocious animal! 》

He's a Tasmanian devil, a cute but ferocious animal! 》

That's scary Okame.

Minami-san, are you going to give up?

no….

I won't give up. Minami-san!

Confession time is 1:30.

It's a 30 minute walk from here to that gymnasium.

If you go for a short run, you'll be there in time!

I'll go find happiness for myself! Follow me, Yamada!

Okay! Shaa!

Where are you trotting!? Oh already!

Where are you trotting!? Oh already!

Huh… hah…｡

I was so excited on the outbound trip that the return trip was painful...

Ah... I'm at my limit.

Mr. Minami: Even people who are on the cusp of running a 24-hour marathon➡

I'm trying a little harder!

Ah, it's no good... just a moment... it's no good anymore.

Yamada: Huh... Let's teleport, teleport.

I can't. Huh?

eh? You're always moving instantly!

Didn't he suddenly appear in front of me?

Didn't he suddenly appear in front of me?

``What's the use of dead people? Wow! 》

While it disappeared, it quickly moved ➡

It's just showing up again.

Seriously? Ha...

Ah, taxi! taxi! taxi!

You're still healthy enough to run! Excuse me! Taxi chance!

Good luck Minami-san! Sorry!

Yes, 650 yen. Yes, with Suica.

watermelon? Is this the season? IC card IC card.

ice? No, no, no...

Do you have any ice cream? Cash is fine.

Do you have any ice cream? Cash is fine.

Yes, this is another 1,000 yen. I don't need change.

No, no, no, no... it won't work like that.

Okay, okay... I don't really need it. I'm in a hurry, so please open the door.

Huh? Really? Well then, please give me the receipt...

Okay, okay. I don't need a receipt. Open the door, open the door!

Door. How should I address it? address.

Good, good... I don't need it, I don't need it! (Driver) Be careful!

Thank you very much. (Driver) Please be careful.

Congratulations on your coupling!

(All) Congratulations!

(Moderator) This time it was brilliant➡

A couple has been born.➡

A couple has been born.➡

We have a lovey-dovey wagon for the two of you.➡

We will take you anywhere you like➡

While sightseeing in this town ➡

I hope that we can deepen our friendship.

(Everyone) Phew! Congratulations! ➡

Good luck! (applause)

Mr. Minami.

Ah, Yamada... it didn't work. I'm sorry.

No, I don't need to apologize. No... but I want to attain Buddhahood...

That's fine.

No more... Minami-san, it's not dark! I don't know yet.

Could there be a miraculous reversal?

I'm sorry. Somehow, the muscles in my whole body are being carried away by gravity➡

I'm sorry. Somehow, the muscles in my whole body are being carried away by gravity➡

I can't laugh and I can't stand it. Minami-san.

Ha... I'm being sucked in by gravity ➡

Buried into the ground and burned by the magma at the center of the earth➡

I want to become carbon.

Also, Mr. Minami, please be careful.

Me-na-mi-san?

Geez! (Aizawa) What are you doing?

The deadline is the deadline! Sorry Aizawa-chan.

The deadline is the deadline! Sorry Aizawa-chan.

I'll do it later, just for a moment... It's no good.

It's too tight...Isn't it just a little bit more?

Let's do our best. Right? No, no... I know, but➡

It's a change of mood... (Okame) Ahahahaha! interesting!

Well then, Takashi-san's favorite sushi dish➡

Why don't you tell me that? (Koike) Eh~ What is that?

It's okay, it's okay! See you!

Sea urchin! (Koike) Wow! That's amazing!

We're together again! (Koike) Eh, why!?

Let's go.

Yeah, let's go, let's go.

Minami-san, I'll go buy something sweet at the convenience store.

Ah... Thank you. Please. Yes.

ah!

It's no good... I can't concentrate.

Ha... But this is all I can do right now...

Ah, I have to do it!