Gisou no Fuufu (偽装の夫婦)

Behind this Queen-like smile lies a hidden identity.

In reality, Kamon Hiro remorselessly hates people.

After 25 years she got reunited with the only love in her life, Himura Chouji.

However, the guy who'd dumped her was gay.

On top of that he asked her to help him fool his mother who has only 6 months to live.

Thus she ended up acting out a perfect...wait, no, a fake couple with him.

Or so she thought...

Until she learned about his mother's feigned illness but couldn't tell him.

Meanwhile, a subtle change occurred in the relationship between Hiro and Chouji.

Your friend...

Didn't she really fall in love with her gay fake husband?

Ah...

Sorry. I couldn't make breakfast.

I have a terrible hangover.

It's all right.

I'm sorry for always having you make it.

Are you angry at me or something?

You're not looking at me at all.

I just want to concentrate on my book.

Hey, Hiro.

Did I say something weird yesterday?

I don't remember anything.

Nothing much, really.

You said that you've confessed to Tamotsu-kun.

I can remember now.

Hey, hey, by the way...

Somehow I have incredible pains all over my body.

- Do you know anything? - What?

Stop clinging on to me!!

Ouch!

There must be internal bleeding. Come on, look at this, isn't it terrible?

This here... right here. There's a bruise mark, right?

If you don't hurry, you'll be late for work.

Hey, hey... Hiro.

- You know, I have a little favor... - I refuse.

I haven't said anything yet.

I know it's about Tamotsu-kun without you telling me.

Don't say it like that.

Please find out what Tamotsu-kun thinks about yesterday.

Why don't you do it yourself?

It's the seed that you sowed.

I'm too afraid. I can't do that!

Under the influence of alcohol I said that I like him. And Tamotsu-kun quickly pulled away.

S..Sorry. I just remembered I got some urgent business to do.

I...I'm leaving.

Ah. Wait, Tamotsu-kun!

Please, Hiro.

Please tell him I didn't mean anything weird. That I just like him as a cute junior.

First of all, I have you as my wife.

But I'm not your real wife.

You say that again?!

Like this, I won't be able to look him into the eyes when we meet.

Hey, please. I'm begging you!

I'll be going.

You... You scared me!

Mother?

Mother! Wa... Wait... What are you doing as such a place?

- Are you okay? - Ah... I'm sorry.

Before I knew it, I'd fallen asleep.

"Fallen asleep"? What are you saying? Why didn't you come inside?

Or maybe you don't feel well? Are you okay? Should I get you to the hospital?

I'm okay.

After I got here, I couldn't bring myself to come inside.

You see, I'm still shocked about the fact that Hiro-san isn't pregnant.

Geez, you're still mad about that.

Hiro didn't have any ill intention.

Ah. It's okay. You just stay here.

- I need to talk with Hiro-san. - What? Wait... Wait.

Wait a minute. Wait... What is this about?

What?!

Hiro-san.

Yes.

I'm sorry about the last time. I've reflected on it.

I was a bit immature.

Yes?

There are good lies and bad lies.

I've thought it over and

I've lied about having cancer and you've helped me keeping it secret from Chouji. Right, Hiro-san?

You even lied about being pregnant to get him to marry you.

When I thought about your feelings, I somehow felt a pain in my chest.

Is that so?

But you know, Hiro-san. Don't give up.

"Don't give up" on what?

On having baby of course. Typo: "Having a baby"

You're gonna be all right. Hiro-san.

Jaguar Yokota-san gave birth when she was 45.

Rimi, Jaguar, Yokota: famous female wrestler.

Well, Mother...

Ouch!

Chouji. Don't just stay out here.

Quickly bring my bags inside!

These are memoirs of women who gave birth at an advanced age.

And this medical book covers how to get pregnant easily.

Mother. In our case...

Well... It's indeed impossible.

I wasn't that vigorous when I was young either.

I know you would say that so I bought something to boost your vigor.

Yams from Ise, Chinese soft-shell turtle soup.

Stamina drinks.

Supplements for strength.

Come on, give me a break, Mother.

Don't worry. It's a given that your baby will be cute.

Hiro-san too. Don't be shy. You need to be proactive.

I also bought you seductive lingerie to get him in the mood.

Here.

Go for it on your ovulation day with this, okay?

I'm telling you, we don't fulfill the prerequisites for such actions.

Gisou no Fuufu/ Fake Couple episode 5

Translator: CloveR CAFE

Edit/Spot translation: arakira

stuartnz

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Kamon-san. There's a call for you.

Yes.

It's from your husband.

Good for you. Always so lovey-dovey.

No, not at all.

That's not good. Oda-san.

Yes?

Always calling her "Kamon-san".

Since she's married we should call her "Himura-san" now.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Director, you can still call me "Kamon" just like before...

I've given up on a second marriage.

Yes?

Anyway, my late wife was the only woman who understood the merits of a man like me.

Well... Director.

Already in elementary school, the teachers never called on me when I knew the answers.

Instead I would be called on whenever I didn't know the answers, you know?

I'm someone with that kind of luck.

I don't get your analogy at all, old man.

Hello, you asked for me?

I'm Kamo... Himura.

Hello. It's me.

That sounds nice! How you said "I'm Himura". Like we're a real couple.

When I'm at work, can you message me on mobile instead of calling?

Ah, yeah. My bad. My bad.

But quite often you don't reply.

- I can't stand that. - So, what do you want?

We got interrupted because my mother came,

but about Tamotsu-kun...

Our conversation about that was over already though.

Please don't be so cold.

I can't focus on work when I imagine that I can't see him again.

I'm at work so I'm hanging up now.

Wait, wait... I got it. I got it.

Can you at least send Tamotsu-kun a message?

Oh? Hello? Hiro? Hiro?

She really hung up!

Vice Principal, what do you like about your wife that you married her?

Well... About that...

Of course, it's... you know, love... I love her.

Why are you being so formal? Hara-sensei.

Could it be you have someone you like?

That's right. But he got married.

Is that so?

Then, that person doesn't know about your feelings?

What a lunkhead!

Not being able to tell the person you love your true feelings...

is really painful.

I want to return these.

Sure.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

All the books you recommended were so interesting. I finished reading them in no time.

- If you've got more recommendations, please let me know. - Okay.

And...

Also...

Yes?

Ah, no... It's nothing. Please excuse me.

Is it maybe about my hus...

Is it about my husband?

How did you know?

Yesterday he said something to you that caused a misunderstanding.

He was regretting it deeply.

Misunderstanding...?

What he meant was that...

He only likes you as a cute junior.

Of course, right! I got a shock!

I'm sorry if he's caused you trouble.

But, let me just tell you this...

While we were talking, Chouji-san touched me all over.

What was that about?

It's his habit.

Be it men or women, he acts like they're close friends right away.

And when he invited me to go on a trip with him, just the 2 of us?

I think that he just casually invited you as a friend.

Of course, right?!

If he liked men he wouldn't have married you, Hiro-san.

Please keep being his friend from now on, too.

Of course! After hearing what you said, I'm relieved.

Ah... Please apologize to your husband for me.

That "I'm sorry for misunderstanding".

I'm back.

Welcome home.

What's wrong with you?

I wanted to message Tamotsu-kun, but when I thought about what to write,

I got an headache somehow.

Seems like my throat is swollen, too. Maybe I've caught a cold?

Is that so?