The Amityville Haunting

This is the house, man. shot 'em all one by one in the head.

my god, it's so creepy.

come on, it's not that bad.

is there still stuff in there?

yeah. apparently when it all happened,

they just packed up and left. they didn't even take

any of the furniture. it was all just left there.

wait. so there's still beds in there?

oh, yeah, there's still beds in there.

maybe we should check it out.

yeah, we should check it out. come on.

okay. come on.

what exactly happened?

i heard some really creepy stuff about the whole thing.

i don't know. dude was just crazy.

apparently when he was at the police station,

he said it was just too easy to kill 'em all.

it was just too easy to stop.

weren't they found on their stomachs or something like that?

yeah. they were all, like, flipped.

so, like, laying face down.

that's disgusting.

hey! hey!

you ready yet? come on.

relax.

dude, i thought you'd be done by now. come on.

yeah, i've almost got it, okay?

how do you know how to do this, anyways?

my mom's a realtor.

so he's-- it's one of these codes, okay?

there's, like, five universal codes and...

yes!

my name is donny reddit.

this may be the last time i'm ever filming anything.

if you find this,

make sure you tell my mom i love her.

actually, no. tell her i hate her.

she's a bitch. come on.

how creepy is this?

donny, how many people

did you say were killed here?

i don't know. like, four or something.

some guy went crazy and just, like, killed his entire family.

how'd he do it?

he shot them while they were sleeping in bed.

like, one by one.

what? what? what the fuck is that?

did you see that? did you see--

you guys are probably just freaking out.

there's nothing actually there.

oh, get out! get out!

go fuck yourself, okay?

have you-- how much you been drinking, huh?

are you drunk yet? are you completely--

i know. up front, ooh, yeah, scary.

i'm going to explore her.

we've been in the rest of the house.

haven't seen anything.

well, not anything.

yeah. i see something.

let's get the party started.

oh, my god. this is so creepy.

i like the light on better.

i wonder if somebody died in here.

oh, look at that.

did you see this clock?

i'm almost done. yeah.

just give me a sec.

you done? i am so done.

yeah? it's... you have no--

and i'm almost finished.

i can't believe it.

oh, my god. jesus. what?

what's wrong?

tyler, off the lawn. yes, sir.

have a little respect.

hi. hi.

how are you?

tony benson. nice to meet you.

very nice to meet you. camilla weldon.

this is my wife virginia.

hi there. hi. very nice to meet you.

and this is my youngest, melanie.

hi, melanie.

and we have sergeant tyler here.

just don't bother him.

he thinks he's the next steven spielberg.

he films everything.

oh, don't we all. yeah.

and my oldest daughter lori.

lori, off the phone, please. now.

get the fuck out of my face.

okay. let's take a look around.

great. just so you guys know,

we do have some other places available to show you

if you would be interested in those.

oh, i think i would be very interested.

i don't think that'll be necessary.

i have a good feeling about this one.

after you.

okay, then-- stop.

right this way.

all right. let's go, troops.

go. come on.

so you guys can see

actually it needs a little bit of a paint job.

that's completely at your discretion, obviously.

it's perfect.

great. then let's take

a little bit more of a look at the place.

tyler.

very nice open floor plan.

honey, here is your gourmet kitchen.

this house sucks balls.

are you out of your mind talking like that?

i don't know-- douglas.

do you understand me? douglas.

get out of my face.

just tell me what this is.

that's something i'm gonna fix.

absolutely. it's perfect.

look at these counters.

it's nice. yeah.

it's-- i love it.

it feels like home to me.

it feels like home.

there's space for a garden.

we could have a garden.

a football field mainly.

okay. a little garden.

well, there could be a football field there, but over here--

the tire swing comes with the house, i imagine.

does the tire swing come with the house?

yes. it comes with the house.

how do you guys feel about the house?

tyler, forward march. come on.

yes, sir.

yeah. so follow me right this way.

well, what about this room right here?

is that another bedroom?

yes, that is a bedroom.

oh. what?

let's wait out here, buddy.

dad, what's that?

huh.

yeah.

nothing we can't handle.

this is totally my room.

okay. so thank you guys so much for coming.

i will let you guys hang out and discuss a little bit

how you feel about the house,

and i will be right outside

if you guys have any questions.

okay, great. thank you. okay. thank you.

there's something weird about her.

be nice, please.

well, what do you think? i love it, daddy.

thank you. do you hear that?

well, she doesn't really know

what happened here, does she?

look... they don't need to know

what happened here, okay?

we don't want it to seem worse than it looks.

this is what we can afford right now, okay?

i understand that.

i mean, it has enough bedrooms.

i know, i know, i know.

okay. if it's-- for the money,

it's exactly-- it's all we can get.

we can't move anymore.

okay. this is it.

okay. okay.

are you all right with it?

i'm all right with it. you sure?

i'm sure. i love you.

i love you, too.

we're home!

yay!

oh, my god!

take the family inside.

call 911. go inside, go inside.

call 911. just do it.

go on, do it. go, go, go, go.

hey, mom.

hey, honey.

i'm really not in the mood for the camera today, okay?

you should be helping someone

and not playing with the camera.

enough with the camera.

off, please.

yes, ma'am.

make yourself useful, son.

yes, sir.

hey, what are you doing?

i was just talking to my friend.

his name is john.

oh.

john matthews.

you know he's not really there, right?

there's no one there.