Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Daniel-san!

Daniel-san!

I'm so sick of him getting

in the way of me doing my job.

- Jen, tie that line now. - As soon as you get any slack

- On any of these lines, - pull it in.

- Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá. - Stay down.

He's not gonna make it.

- I've always got my eye - on Bobby.

- Especially when he's - without his top.

- And we're gonna call this - the MVP tip.

Daniel-san, get over here.

- Thank you. - Good job.

Hey, Danny, - I'll take that.

- Am I supposed to, like, - take it as a compliment

- That you didn't try - and get me fired?

- I just wasn't gonna be dobbed - for a bad tip.

- And now you're worried - about our fáááing tip.

I don't know why you like

to start drama, Hannah.

Get the fááá away - from me.

Daniel, Daniel.

Keep stepping.

What?

You think I have

an ugly personality?

- Absolutely. - Look who everyone

Fáááing hates

on this boat, mate.

One nasty-ass personality.

Guys, where did that

all come from?

I have a lot of loyalty

towards Ben.

- He's the only one - that I can trust.

I've put some money down.

I'm gonna get her.

- Here, Danny, - you can have that.

Daniel.

- Get these cameras off me, - please.

Now, please.

Hannah, Hannah.

Julia.

- Like, you gotta - be professional.

Dude, I'm off the clock.

- There's no professionalism - right now.

Moving on, swiftly.

MVP, baby.

MVP.

Most valuable pussy.

And you love to eat it too,

baby.

I try to help Danny.

I try to stick up for him.

But he takes it too far.

- Drop it. - Let's all drop it.

Okay, we're dropping it.

Where did that come from?

- Ben said something to me, - and Daniel turned around,

- And he was like, - "You know what?"

Everywhere you fáááing go,

"honey, you just cause drama."

This is what happens

in the galley all the time.

Something's going on between me

and Ben, and he steps in.

- So what did you say - that we were gonna do?

I said we were doing prawns

for the main course.

- You did say the shrimp - was the main...

I said it a million times.

He's taking Ben's side.

You're a fáááing pleb

junior deckhand.

You have no business

getting in the fáááing middle

- of the chief steward - and the chef.

- I still have respect for Ben. - Yeah.

But this one now,

he's going fáááing down.

I will go out of my way now

to annihilate that man.

- Ah. - What am I even doing?

I can't call him a man.

He's fáááing 3'7".

Let's go.

- Dude, - here's the thing, though.

She always says something

to someone else.

I'm just fed up - with her.

- Look, mate, - if you're rude to her,

- You won't be able - to help me anymore.

Danny has a mouth like

a wind chime in a hurricane.

He's kinda digging himself

in a bigger hole.

I hate fake-ass

fáááing people, man.

He's such a little sháá.

Come on, put this

in Hannah's bed.

This is really bad.

- Yes! -

Jen, we need a condom.

Let's what?

Where do I find a condom?

- There's none in there. - Close it.

- You have one? - I have a condom I'll give you.

- Jesus. - All right.

Sex ed.

You know how to use this?

She's actually lost the plot.

Oh, my God.

- No, you gotta hold it at the top - and slide it down.

All crew, all crew, Sex Ed 101

is beginning in the crew mess.

- You gotta let - some more loose.

You're really stretching

this bad boy.

Like, break it.

- I guess the only time you'll - catch me putting a condom on

Is on a vegetable.

- So rubbery. -

Oh, sháá.

Here she is.

Where have you been?

As far away as I can

from Danny as possible.

I get it, babe.

Ben, would you mind

if we have a cigarette?

Even you know that

wasn't nice.

- What? - What Danny did?

I didn't ask him - to do that.

That came out of the blue.

And secondly,

all I asked you for tonight

- was whether you would like - to be work colleagues

- Or whether you'd like - to be friends.

- I'd like a really - defined line.

One I will be

emotionally invested in,

and one I will not.

What's easier for me?

It's probably easier

for you

- to be a work colleague - of mine.

- Maybe I thought - we were friends,

And for him, I was just somebody

that he worked with.

And that's fine too,

but I want to know that then.

- The reason I've been - getting upset

Is because I feel like

we're friends.

- You see, when we're successful - work colleagues,

We can be friends too.

Okay.

You're a work colleague then.

- Okay, well, - I'll do that then.

Wow.

Let's reasonably look

at this equation.

We almost had a full-on war

over the discrepancy

of a word

labeling a dish.

Can you imagine - if we were

- Romantically involved - with each other?

Oh, my God.

Well, don't you look dashing?

Did you get a cup of tea yet?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

I did.

Look at all this.

- Bryan, this crew area - is a mess.

- Could you please - make sure that whoever

Is on crew mess detail

- keeps this place clean. - You got it, Captain.

- I'm not gonna fail - the captain,

- And I'm gonna do - whatever it takes

To make sure the job gets done

and it gets done correctly.

I believe it's Jules.

Oh.

- Lucky Jules. - Yeah.

- Bobby? - Huh?

Can you come here - for a sec?

Oh, gah!

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

I got titty in my face.

Can I help you